Containment Random Chris Updates

CoolGuyHitler said:
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Why is he always shirtless when taking a picture with the cats?
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Chris is just so... unfortunate looking. It goes beyond simple unattractiveness and into a whole different category. He's so lumpy and misshapen that he honestly looks like he was assembled from mismatched parts. He's got those twiggy arms and legs, that gut and huge torso, the barrel chest, that oddly huge chin and lower jaw...it's almost Frankenstein-esque. Unfortunate really is the best word to describe Chris.

And that beard stubble will never not be funny. He constantly spergs about being a sexy lady, and everyone knows that all the sexiest women in history had constant five o'clock shadows. It's just so feminine, y'know?
 
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The Dude said:
Chris is just so... unfortunate looking. It goes beyond simple unattractiveness and into a whole different category. He's so lumpy and misshapen that he honestly looks like he was assembled from mismatched parts. He's got those twiggy arms and legs, that gut and huge torso, the barrel chest, that oddly huge chin and lower jaw...it's almost Frankenstein-esque. Unfortunate really is the best word to describe Chris.

And that beard stubble will never not be funny. He constantly spergs about being a sexy lady, and everyone knows that all the sexiest women in history had constant five o'clock shadows. It's just so feminine, y'know?
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Chris is a fusion between a fat, middle aged, balding construction worker and a teenage girl in the awkward puberty phase.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris is just so... unfortunate looking. It goes beyond simple unattractiveness and into a whole different category. He's so lumpy and misshapen that he honestly looks like he was assembled from mismatched parts. He's got those twiggy arms and legs, that gut and huge torso, the barrel chest, that oddly huge chin and lower jaw...it's almost Frankenstein-esque. Unfortunate really is the best word to describe Chris.

And that beard stubble will never not be funny. He constantly spergs about being a sexy lady, and everyone knows that all the sexiest women in history had constant five o'clock shadows. It's just so feminine, y'know?
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His head always perplexed me. Back in the day his face wasn't as oddly shaped but it seems like the past few years his chin has grown giving it more of a gourd shape.
 
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Wrathcaster said:
Before Chris, I didn't know people's head shape could change as they aged. It's bizarre.
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Chris has a pretty large head. Notably the forehead is wide and expansive, and lately it appears Chris's chin is pretty long and juts out especially when smiling. Neither Bob or Barb seemed to have this sort of balloon head thing, but Chris's features seem to resemble Barb more so I think he's taking after the Westons.
 
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Hubcapdiamondstarhalo said:
Chris has a pretty large head. Notably the forehead is wide and expansive, and lately it appears Chris's chin is pretty long and juts out especially when smiling. Neither Bob or Barb seemed to have this sort of balloon head thing, but Chris's features seem to resemble Barb more so I think he's taking after the Westons.
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Maybe he actually is a walking cartoon.
 
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Accurate depiction of CWC's puberty:
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The Dude said:
And apparently the kitten is already litter box trained, according to Chris. That's pretty easy to do when literally the whole house is the litter box. But then, how can anyone expect Chris to properly housebreak his pets when he himself was never fully housebroken?
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The great thing about cats is that there isn't anything to training them how to use a litter box. You just plop them in, and they understand what it's for. That's it. Can't get any easier than that.
 
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