Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Most people involved with fat acceptance are exactly like Tess.They partly use the cause as a way to try to hide the fact that their lives revolves around food and otherwise have nothing to talk about.

It would be too much work for the FA's to address that they have issues with food. Going through therapy or any type of recovery is hard, it's much easier for them to say, fuck it I'm fat. They also seem to take some kind of pride in being fat.

 

[PatTraverse]

It would be too much work for the FA's to address that they have issues with food. Going through therapy or any type of recovery is hard, it's much easier for them to say, fuck it I'm fat. They also seem to take some kind of pride in being fat.

Fat pride is just a front.No one is proud or think they are pretty being a blob.The desire to stuff themselves is simply stronger than everything else and it's easier to double down.

Like i have said before, if they could take a magic pill that would allow them to stuff themselves while staying thin, they would all buy it.

 

[66andtwothirds]

good lord, she's the size of at least 2 full grown women. she must know that she's at extremely high risk for all kinds of health problems.

doesn't she at least want to live long enough to see her kids grow up?

 

[SnarkySperg]

Fat pride is just a front.No one is proud or think they are pretty being a blob.The desire to stuff themselves is simply stronger than everything else and it's easier to double down.

It seems like most people touting 'fat pride' or whatever are just overcompensating or trying to convince themselves more than anyone else.

@66andtwothirds She keeps hearing people tell her that and it hurts her but she chalks it up to 'haters'. It's ridiculous but she doesn't seem to realize that's a legitimate risk.

 

[Candidae]

Like i have said before, if they could take a magic pill that would allow them to stuff themselves while staying thin, they would all buy it.

The funny thing is most of them basically broadcast this by saying things along the lines of "the only reason I'm fat is because genetics/slow metabolism!" As if any fully grown adult could eat what they do and still remain thin. They fully expect and want to be gluttons without the concequences.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Domestic violence is not the same as a mass shooting you fucking twit. And neither has anything to do with you.

Well, at her size, she could experience a mass shooting all by herself...

 

[Bees]

Those of you who keep posting Tess is close to 3 bills--there's no way. She's at least 500, maybe 550 plus. She's closing in on My 600 lb life territory. I've got a couple links of women who are both a few inches taller than Tess, but not as fat.

Nicole from 90 day fiance (don't judge me) weighs 300 lbs at 5'7" she posted pics of her scale weight at the start of her diet so the receipts are out there on the internet. This is 300 lbs, fam:

https://imgur.com/b8rKC8E

Here is a woman, also 5'7", who claims 549 lbs:

https://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-53546-body-shape.htm?StartAt=1#searchForm
ps wtf fix my pics whats wrong

 

[12 Inch Taint]

A few pages back myself and a few others agreed she's at least in the 400-450 range based on mybodygallery comparisons. Without splitting hairs, i think the general consensus is that she left the 300 range last year.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

If you consider that her "businessman" (lol) husband is stocky and husky and likely weighs about 200 pounds himself, it really puts pictures like this into perspective:

I've come to the scientific conclusion that bitch is fucking fat as fuck.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I just realized why I crack up when I see the name "Hoven". It's because my mind sees it as a combination of the words "cloven" and "hooves". So perfect.

 

[multiverse]

Just FYI, Tess is super short, like 5'2". So she looks bigger weighing less than those folks. She's probably around 300-350.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

I dunno, I think she's probably bigger than 300-350 size. but all specualtion. Hard to say from just comparing pics.

 

[AbraCadaver]

If you consider that her "businessman" (lol) husband is stocky and husky and likely weighs about 200 pounds himself, it really puts pictures like this into perspective:

I've come to the scientific conclusion that bitch is fucking fat as fuck.

Aw, they put the Getty tag over her knees, that was nice of them.

 

[PatTraverse]

Just FYI, Tess is super short, like 5'2". So she looks bigger weighing less than those folks. She's probably around 300-350.

I think she is firmly in 400lbs territory.I get that feeling from seeing the state of her knees and elbows.Tess is at the point where the body has no idea where to store up any more fat and it starts storing it in weird places.

 

[Torrent-Tino]

Here's another photo of Tess working hard at the telethon, doing her bit for her country...oh wait no, she's taking selfies..

She's so famous, she got front and centre on the schedule...oh wait, she's not even on there...

Honestly, how did she even get this gig? I mean, I understand that a lot of these are more B-Lister status than A, but seriously? In an earlier photo posted, she's sitting next to Lana Parrilla. How does Tess Formerly-Munster compare to the Evil Queen from Once Upon a Time?? How disheartened do you think those who were connected to Tess were when they saw that they could be speaking to Jane Fonda or even the dad from Modern Family?
She paid them to let her appear right??

 

[Torrent-Tino]

I'm particularly fond of the lie she used to tell about Nick being a "millionaire businessman", before he moved to the States. Her calves used to bleat about how she snagged a supa sexay fit manly man who was uber rich, so all your arguments are invalid.

Turns out he was a fat poor unemployed midget artfag mostly interested in having sex with men and a Green Card, though he enjoys feeding up plump women.


EDIT: newspaper copy where her agency and / or publicist at the time re-used the phrase "Australian businessman Nick Holliday". Nick has never owned a business, and needed to have a garage sale of his art crap to fund his plane ticket to reach his meal ticket in Los Angeles.
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Nick was freelance (unemployed) graphic designer when he lived in Melbourne, and nothing has changed except now he's also a fashion photographer for famous models Tess. He flat shared with two other people in a shitty part of Melbourne's inner north. Hardly the life of a millionaire businessman.

 

[ADHD]

I think she is firmly in 400lbs territory.I get that feeling from seeing the state of her knees and elbows.Tess is at the point where the body has no idea where to store up any more fat and it starts storing it in weird places.

Her modeling career is going to go to shit if her body starts storing fat in her legs like Amberlynn.

Spoiler

 

[PatTraverse]

Her modeling career is going to go to shit if her body starts storing fat in her legs like Amberlynn.

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Tess is going to be having the arms version of that.Her body's weird predisposition to store fat in her arms is frankly disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

If you consider that her "businessman" (lol) husband is stocky and husky and likely weighs about 200 pounds himself, it really puts pictures like this into perspective:

I've come to the scientific conclusion that bitch is fucking fat as fuck.

Those shoes and that gigantic space between her toes make her feet look like trotters.Tess must be rejoicing at the idea of turning into Miss Piggy.

 

[Marigold]

Her modeling career is going to go to shit if her body starts storing fat in her legs like Amberlynn.

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Do her ankles jiggle or has the skin been stretched too taut for that?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Most people involved with fat acceptance are exactly like Tess.They partly use the cause as a way to try to hide the fact that their lives revolves around food and otherwise have nothing to talk about.

Here's another photo of Tess working hard at the telethon, doing her bit for her country...oh wait no, she's taking selfies..
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She's so famous, she got front and centre on the schedule...oh wait, she's not even on there...

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Honestly, how did she even get this gig? I mean, I understand that a lot of these are more B-Lister status than A, but seriously? In an earlier photo posted, she's sitting next to Lana Parrilla. How does Tess Formerly-Munster compare to the Evil Queen from Once Upon a Time?? How disheartened do you think those who were connected to Tess were when they saw that they could be speaking to Jane Fonda or even the dad from Modern Family?
She paid them to let her appear right??

I'm too distracted by green dresses' eyelashes.
Tone those things down, silly.