Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Look, we got till the end of the year for the God Emperor+any other crazy ass shit to become real.

Chris fails to realize if his merge was real, he's literally going to be killed off by most every thing that becomes reality. This amuses me to no end.
 
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MahFibro! said:
Which begs to question - what evidence is he going to supply that the merge happened if the rest of us don't notice it and ask for proof it happened? Will he think people are just lying to troll him?
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Calling it right now. As far as antics we hope to get, all that will happen is soon Chris wakes up one morning (or afternoon, lazy fucker) and proclaim that yep, it happened last night while he was sleeping. Now ya'll who survived are merged, and well too bad some ya'll died. He'll make that stupid mouth fart noise, and that's fucking it.
 
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Oh man, the autistic eyebrow raising thing he does after making some allusion to his head Canon as if to say "uh huh, yep, you know what I mean, the cool guys who are in on the joke [or the serious business] do anyhow." This is one of his more unnerving mannerisms and one that he's only picked up fairly recently. It was in evidence big time in the last train wreck of a video about opening up a portal to the realm of Chaos. If only I knew what was going on inside his brain tbh. Those gears sure are turning though, if not in any way we can comprehend.
 
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This is one of his more unnerving mannerisms and one that he's only picked up fairly recently.
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It's because someone is telling him this shit and he's trying to remember what they said to the best of his autistic ability. There's no way Chris has any understanding of the issue of overpopulation, but the percentages of OC and survivors he's relaying from Magi-Chan directly address that.

Those gears sure are turning though, if not in any way we can comprehend.
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I can't tell if the 51% surviving, 41% dying, 8% "Margin of Error" is Chris' mistakes or Magi-Chan. But, I think the implication is the low end of surviving non-characters from either the other dimension's Earth or our Earth is 51%, and the high end from either is 59%. I think it means a low end post-merge population of 12.72 billion, a high end of 13.96 billion, and Chris' "likely and best outcome" of 13.34 billion.
 
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Scratch This Nut said:
After all of this do you think that Chris will start hallucinating cartoon characters kind of like the ending of The Bluest Eye?
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He already talks to his cartoon waifu or what not. I think he already sees this shit.

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The most work Chris has done in his entire life, right there, on a shitty napkin and still useless. Maybe not the most, I guess the hardest. It required math.
 
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Assuming he means 11.25% of the human population? In that case the best case population is 10.28 billion. That's still 2.5 billion more than our current population and would be catastrophic, but at least within lazy guesses of Earth's carrying capacity. 11.25% plus 38.75% is 50% so I guess he pulled that from there? But that's below the minimum survival implied by the napkin (and my understanding of Chris' understanding of margin of error). The napkin is just repeating the 59%, 51% thing from yesterday, without clarifying anything.

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I think he already sees this shit.
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He doesn't, he really tries to, though.
 
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Scratch This Nut said:
After all of this do you think that Chris will start hallucinating cartoon characters kind of like the ending of The Bluest Eye?
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Chris isn't that crazy. This is all just coping mechanizing. It's easier for him to think all his favorite looney tunes are gonna come over and worship him than to think about the very dark future ahead of him.
 
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He tries to make up the mistake with the 59% and 51% by using them for 2 different things. He could have just said he made a typo. Whatever, just more nonsense to read
 
Has anyone ever asked Chris if deceased people go to his dimension if they don't want to? Take Stan Lee, for example; he's a grown man, why would he want to go hang out with The Fantastic Four all day? So he can sit at home and read old magazines for all eternity while his creations go on dangerous adventures?
 
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