The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Danger Mouse]

Okay, I need some background info if you have it. What the fuck is this event for? Since I see what looks like motocross dudes and fetish outfits and also a Stormtrooper along with the furries????

I think it's a fetish convention, there was a video on Xtube of one of the bikers fucking a fursuiter.

BTW I thought Felix the Fox was retiring from being a filthy murrsuiter cos he doesn't want his baby nephew to grow up to find out that uncle Felix is a weirdo, and then this appears.

WARNING! NSFW.

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/felix-the-fox-breeding-kamadan-the-rubber-kitty-38108081

 

[DatBepisTho]

There’s also a goalie on the left. I think that’s my favorite part, honestly.

The Luchador and the Metal Gear character concept reject are the icing on this cake.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I think it's a fetish convention, there was a video on Xtube of one of the bikers fucking a fursuiter

Holy shit that's amazing. Thank you.

 

[Needlemouse]

Seriously, this is a great idea for a thread! I can't believe I didn't think of it.

There's a certain suit that's commonly mocked in one of my furry circles. It's perfect for this thread. Other furries mock it. Prepare yourself.

Spoiler: Suicidal Thoughts Ahead

Holy shit it's like Dylan Hafertepen had a buttbaby with Tony the Tiger.

 

[Needlemouse]

I have stumbled upon a couple of goofs for ya folks.

Spoiler: A suspicious suit that miiight be a murr suit?

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Spoiler: That duct tape critter looks like an in-complete suit but is most certainly finished

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Spoiler: ZOINKS

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Spoiler: Who wants this cool bearskin rug?

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Spoiler: With a bit of work, this cat can become one Cool Cat

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Spoiler: The Beast of Nightmares

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Sorry for responding late to old posts but.
I've SEEN that black cat fursuit in person. There's a vibrating... Something... In one of the gloves (possibly both?). I found out because they touched my shoulder with it.

Lord only knows what it's used for.

 

[Double Dragon]

A birthday present, from me to you

Spoiler: Lets not go, Pikachu - $ 100

Spoiler: suffering - $ 200

Spoiler: worst vision ever - $ 200

Spoiler: Clusterfuck otter (?) - $ 200

Spoiler: Hmmm... - 1000 Euro

Spoiler: patriotism - $ 650

Spoiler: uncanny valley beastcub - $ 2000

Also I'm 99% sure this one has been posted before but its extra creepy so here

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Ugh 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Also confirmed to be a dude.

Is it just me, or do they seem to be getting bigger with time?

I keep telling you, if a suit has tits, it's being worn by a dude. No exceptions.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I keep telling you, if a suit has tits, it's being worn by a dude. No exceptions.

Fair enough.

 

[Incumbis]

So a few things about this guy other than his suit being disgusting, he made a fake Facebook account for him to be in a relationship with himself. But get this: he made the fake account pretending to be a horny 13 year old.

So not only was he pretending to be a pedophile he was also in a relationship with himself. He then blows it off like nothing happend because he got so much attention he continued to do live streams dicking around in suit.

Furries are pathetic man. And that's the nicest thing I can say.

 

[DatBepisTho]

FlyffWalker's suit has a dicknose in that first picture and ofcourse it's grimy as fuck.
Who "pretends" to be a pedo?


"Feline"

 

[Sintharia]

FlyffWalker's suit has a dicknose in that first picture and ofcourse it's grimy as fuck.
Who "pretends" to be a pedo?


"Feline"

That's very clearly a canid nose. Furries who can't anatomy are an embarrassment to fandom as a whole.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Furries are an embarrassment.

FTFY

 

[Meowthkip]

So a few things about this guy other than his suit being disgusting, he made a fake Facebook account for him to be in a relationship with himself. But get this: he made the fake account pretending to be a horny 13 year old.

So not only was he pretending to be a pedophile he was also in a relationship with himself. He then blows it off like nothing happend because he got so much attention he continued to do live streams dicking around in suit.

Furries are pathetic man. And that's the nicest thing I can say.

Should we be relieved that he's apparently only molesting... himself I guess?

 

[Danger Mouse]

Furcaylen Fox's fursuit got copied by the Chinese.

Spoiler: Fake fursuit

http://twitter.com/furcaylenfox

 

[Vertebraille]

Furcaylen Fox's fursuit got copied by the Chinese.

Spoiler: Fake fursuit

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http://twitter.com/furcaylenfox

I mean that's what you get for trying to DMCA the farms

It's also what you get when you have the most basic fursuit second only to all the orange versions of his exact suit

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Furcaylen Fox's fursuit got copied by the Chinese.

Spoiler: Fake fursuit

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http://twitter.com/furcaylenfox

You know you've 'made it' as a producer when the Chinese start knocking off your product.

 

[Super Collie]

Group photo

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Okay, I need some background info if you have it. What the fuck is this event for? Since I see what looks like motocross dudes and fetish outfits and also a Stormtrooper along with the furries????

This is a specific fetish called "gear". It involves, well, basically everything photographed here. Motocross suits are fairly common because they are very easy to obtain. It can also stretch into other weird niches, like the Stormtrooper and goalie (and even Halo characters), because it's all under the same umbrella.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

This is a specific fetish called "gear". It involves, well, basically everything photographed here. Motocross suits are fairly common because they are very easy to obtain. It can also stretch into other weird niches, like the Stormtrooper and goalie (and even Halo characters), because it's all under the same umbrella.

... Huh, well, learn something new every day. Somehow I'd never heard of that before.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Okay, I need some background info if you have it. What the fuck is this event for? Since I see what looks like motocross dudes and fetish outfits and also a Stormtrooper along with the furries????

I know this is a group of gear fetish people but if you willfully ignore that fact, this picture is intensely funny. Especially the hockey guy.

 

[Vertebraille]

I know this is a group of gear fetish people but if you willfully ignore that fact, this picture is intensely funny. Especially the hockey guy.

It honestly reminds me of the whole-team photos for like kids baseball and hockey teams where there's a team photo below and above is a close up of your kid, choose your fighter for the upper photo, tbh I'd pick knockoff luchador but goalie is a close second for being on-brand.

Edit: like this

Spoiler: its just a hockey team it was just huge