The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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I'm pretty sure the headphones are just tape and the mask is absolutely cheap fabric covered cardboard

I thought that first one was meant to be a terrible cosplay mask of Mugendramon/Machinedramon when I first saw it.

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Only more cheap and tacky than impressive or intimidating.
 
So a year ago or so I've met this furry in a shopping mall... It was very weird because here in Poland furries are very taboo and very rare, and judging from her voice she was under 15... That being said sorry for image being shit but you can see how bad it was.
 

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I'm pretty sure the headphones are just tape and the mask is absolutely cheap fabric covered cardboard

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Funny thing about the protogens is that they're a little over quality primagen.

If you don't know what a primagen is it's basically a robot raptor, like those but with a more square head visor and more robotic. They are as expensive as an amazing quality partial/fullsuit (around 1,000$+) there is such an over demand for them it's insane. So the creator made protogens to appease the underage crowd.

And of course came really shitty protogens suits. Some robotic suits of the primagens and protogens exist but man are they expensive as hell, look amazing though, they also change expressions.
 
Funny thing about the protogens is that they're a little over quality primagen.

If you don't know what a primagen is it's basically a robot raptor, like those but with a more square head visor and more robotic. They are as expensive as an amazing quality partial/fullsuit (around 1,000$+) there is such an over demand for them it's insane. So the creator made protogens to appease the underage crowd.

And of course came really shitty protogens suits. Some robotic suits of the primagens and protogens exist but man are they expensive as hell, look amazing though, they also change expressions.
I thought the primagens were literally the like very few sonas the creator made specifically for themselves and some friends? But made protogens in an effort to not have people breach the "closed species" rules or whatever

This rabbit hole goes p deep and I'm old and don't understand Kids These Days

EDIT: I googled it

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tbh the taped up one could be trying to be a primagen but they're basically the same in terms of what they're made of, I didn't actually know primagens and protogens were different
 
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Ugly Pokémon fursuits

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I love me some Noivern but....I’m not really feeling it here...

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“Mommy, why is the guy next door dressed like a Pokémon?”

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Mandatory Lucario cringe


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Awful rendition of my avatar :(


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Compare the officially sanctioned Pikachu costume with the shitty homemade Grovyle behind it.

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This is one Mudkip that I don’t liek
 
Ugly Pokémon fursuits

View attachment 601601 I love me some Noivern but....I’m not really feeling it here...

View attachment 601597 “Mommy, why is the guy next door dressed like a Pokémon?”

View attachment 601598 Mandatory Lucario cringe


View attachment 601599 Awful rendition of my avatar :(


View attachment 601600 Compare the officially sanctioned Pikachu costume with the shitty homemade Grovyle behind it.

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This is cursed
 
So a few things about this guy other than his suit being disgusting, he made a fake Facebook account for him to be in a relationship with himself. But get this: he made the fake account pretending to be a horny 13 year old.

So not only was he pretending to be a pedophile he was also in a relationship with himself. He then blows it off like nothing happend because he got so much attention he continued to do live streams dicking around in suit.

Furries are pathetic man. And that's the nicest thing I can say.
This needs to go down in fandom history, because this went from horrific to pathetically hilarious in the span of a week.
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I think it's a fetish convention, there was a video on Xtube of one of the bikers fucking a fursuiter.

BTW I thought Felix the Fox was retiring from being a filthy murrsuiter cos he doesn't want his baby nephew to grow up to find out that uncle Felix is a weirdo, and then this appears.

WARNING! NSFW.

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/felix-the-fox-breeding-kamadan-the-rubber-kitty-38108081
So wait, motocross uniforms are a fetish now? Are you for real?
So a year ago or so I've met this furry in a shopping mall... It was very weird because here in Poland furries are very taboo and very rare, and judging from her voice she was under 15... That being said sorry for image being shit but you can see how bad it was.
young furries are typically going to have bad to meh quality suits. Partially because the parents are rarely going to dump that much money into something they’ll grow out of ina. Few years. Hell, adult furries will even tell you to make sure you’ve stopped growing before you spend a considerable amount of money on a suit. As such, they typically have to build it themselves, and without the years of practice and trial and error, they’re typically convinced their makeshift mascot uniform is super cute because they made it. Tbh, I’ve never had the courage or heart to tell them otherwise. “They’re kids. Let them have fun,” my brain always says.
 
Isn't this fucker a yiffsuiter?

I mean probably, but that's not why I posted it, mostly the gormless eyes. TBH I don't think just being a murrsuit (unless it's filthy) automatically qualifies for this thread.

Compared to the other pokemon suits that ive seen on here, this isnt that bad.

Now, can we just all sit down and contemplate our life choices before we look at this next "suit"?


I think that's fair, I mostly posted it for the hilarious fuzzy paws they matched to the charizard head and the interesting choice to wear a tutu, but fair point it's not viscerally horrifying like some in this thread

However you win the thread with that fucking Squidward what the FUCK
 
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