Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ted_Breakfast said:
Poor, innocent Fanta representative. He touched the tar(d) baby.
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as funny as it is to imagine some Fanta-employed troll knowing Christory, even better might be knowing that a random employee was just going about his job and had to learn that an autistic manchild uses the company's beverages to help drink his own semen and now is able to sell autographed (empty) cans of the stuff to fellow autists.

That's not something you just learn and go on with your day as if nothing happened.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
as funny as it is to imagine some Fanta-employed troll knowing Christory, even better might be knowing that a random employee was just going about his job and had to learn that an autistic manchild uses the company's beverages to help drink his own semen and now is able to sell autographed (empty) cans of the stuff to fellow autists.

That's not something you just learn and go on with your day as if nothing happened.
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There is totally a fanta employee now rocking back and forth in a closet, crying in the dark.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
That's probably why both have washed their hands of him. What happened to Chris was not funny or good in any way, but he learned nothing from it and shit on everyone trying to help.
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Wait - they've finally given up trying to get CWC to listen to reason? I haven't really browsed the forums as of late and may have missed something.
 
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MahFibro! said:
Wait - they've finally given up trying to get CWC to listen to reason? I haven't really browsed the forums as of late and may have missed something.
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Pretty much. I think @The Captain still tries, but since he won't play the autistic dimensional game with Chris, Chris dosen't listen to him nearly as much as he knows he should, and Cap's got to be feeling more then a little frustrated with this manchild by now.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Pretty much. I think The Captain still tries, but since he won't play the autistic dimensional game with Chris, Chris dosen't listen to him nearly as much as he knows he should, and Cap's got to be feeling more then a little frustrated with this manchild by now.
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I was wondering where Cap was yesterday and he hasn't been on in a week and his last post said he needed a CWC break. I can't imagine telling us the same shit time and time again was much fun either. Before leaving I think he mentioned it's time for Chris to fend for himself as he refuses to take advice.
 
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Chris asking for people to donate to another person he likes. It kind of seems like Chris is trying to build up his image prior to Christmas so he can get donations. That might be too high level for him though.
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RustyNail(her) said:
Before leaving I think he mentioned it's time for Chris to fend for himself as he refuses to take advice.
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I don't think The Captain has said that. The most he's said is that he refuses to get deeply involved if Chris isn't forthcoming:
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I did ask who gave him the Fanta idea and he simply didn't reply. He does still trust me but I refuse to get deeply involved at this point. If he just won't straight up tell me I'm not making up another story about CPUs and Magi-Chan sending coded messages to get him to spill it.
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Brian Butterfield said:
From what's been said, it seems that pushing back too hard on the dimensional bullshit makes Chris box you out. Which, to me, seems like a win-win.
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Couldn't agree more.

I get wanting to help him snap out of this BS dimensional crap and help him to focus on a more realistic - well - reality; but, how many chances do you give someone before you finally realize that it's all for naught? CWC has shown time and again that he has no interest in ditching his fictional world and prefers listening to those who feed his delusions instead of those who genuinely want to help him.

The only way CWC is going to learn anything at this point is by hitting rock bottom.
 
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fiu0cm said:
I don't think The Captain has said that. The most he's said is that he refuses to get deeply involved if Chris isn't forthcoming:
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I'm just hanging back at this point. The last action I'm going to take is potentially exposing the Teen Troon Squad at which point I'm just going to sit back and watch with everyone else
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But I don't want to put words in Cap's mouth. It has to be taxing to have Chris as a friend. Captain has extended himself a lot in this year alone after the car and cat episodes. Especially with him taking so much shit from people on here for the kittens being sick.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Pretty much. I think @The Captain still tries, but since he won't play the autistic dimensional game with Chris, Chris dosen't listen to him nearly as much as he knows he should, and Cap's got to be feeling more then a little frustrated with this manchild by now.
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He wouldn't be the first well-meaning Samaritan driven away in frustration by CWC's stubbornness. Chris has been stuck in a lazy Flintstones run cycle since birth, and there seems to be no interrupting it, no matter how pure your intentions.
 
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fiu0cm said:
Chris asking for people to donate to another person he likes. It kind of seems like Chris is trying to build up his image prior to Christmas so he can get donations. That might be too high level for him though.
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This Tao of Maud is run by a guy, but Chris says he enjoys "her wisdom". Is he being normally stupid because of the use of a female name, or does he really believe some MLP character is posting on Twitter?
 
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No_one said:
This Tao of Maud is run by a guy, but Chris says he enjoys "her wisdom". Is he being normally stupid because of the use of a female name, or does he really believe some MLP character is posting on Twitter?
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If I had to guess I'd say that's just Chris putting women on a pedestal. That Twitter account shares lots of wisdom with Chris so it's assumed that it's run by a CPU pony goddess or some shit.
 
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No_one said:
This Tao of Maud is run by a guy, but Chris says he enjoys "her wisdom". Is he being normally stupid because of the use of a female name, or does he really believe some MLP character is posting on Twitter?
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I think he believes that there's a female running the account, since an account with a female name could only ever be a female, right? Or he could mean "her wisdom" as in the wisdom of Maud which is being relayed through the account. Which is still dumb because the cartoon horse doesn't have wisdom.
 
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