Containment Random Chris Updates

[DeathHeat]

You know, I'm still not really sure what autism is. But I can safely say that Chris has a separate mental illness. The autism probably doesn't help but it's not an excuse for years of foolish behavior.

Whatever Chris has, he's allowed to run rampant and take part in any shenigans he can get himself into.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris has decided shitting himself and being a gibbering idiot makes him God

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris sympathizes with someone who was apparently scammed out of money.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

How does he intend to get his money back? He won't file a police report. And what's the interest rate? Chris should write the money off as gone.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris sympathizes with someone who was apparently scammed out of money.

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'God and the Bear' is ojectively a more coherent theological basis for reality than 'CPUs and Emanuelle.' Physically, emotionally, morally and even spiritually, Chris grows more warped by the day.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris sympathizes with someone who was apparently scammed out of money.

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Another day passes, yet Chris is still an insane re-tard.

 

[Buck Mullet]

How does he intend to get his money back? He won't file a police report. And what's the interest rate? Chris should write the money off as gone.

Even if he contacted law enforcement, the only way to prove he was scammed and did not freely give Idea Guys six grand would be to admit he's mentally deficient and not capable of making sound decisions. Which Chris will never, ever do.

 

[Mason Verger]

How does he intend to get his money back? He won't file a police report.

Yeah, if only he was in bi-monthly contact with a judge or something..

 

[zap2theextreme]

too busy getting his good boy stickers and free tickets to see the new Wreck it Ralph movie

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'Thank the CPUs and Emanuelle.'

Yeah, screw Null and The Captain, what did they ever do for you, Chris.

 

[jawsome]

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Yes Chris yes, it was those other people who wrecked your credit score.

 

[Jack Awful]

'Thank the CPUs and Emanuelle.'

Yeah, screw Null and The Captain, what did they ever do for you, Chris.

Not a good idea for Chris to fuck with Ukrainian cyber terrorist Joshua Connor Moon.
He has a killcount, you know.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

'Thank the CPUs and Emanuelle.'

Yeah, screw Null and The Captain, what did they ever do for you, Chris.

That's probably why both have washed their hands of him. What happened to Chris was not funny or good in any way, but he learned nothing from it and shit on everyone trying to help.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, if only he was in bi-monthly contact with a judge or something..

He probably believes that masturbation video is enough to seduce them over a few years, wearing down their defenses. That money should roll back in around 2048.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I bet the idea guys bust their nuts whenever Chris mentions them like this.

 

[AnOminous]

That's probably why both have washed their hands of him. What happened to Chris was not funny or good in any way, but he learned nothing from it and shit on everyone trying to help.

Considering nobody with honorable intentions will pretend to believe Chris's insane bullshit, he's guaranteed nobody but predators is going to approach him and they'll just pretend to believe his dumb shit to get him to do shit like jerk off on camera. Sad.

 

[Cast Away]

Considering nobody with honorable intentions will pretend to believe Chris's insane bullshit, he's guaranteed nobody but predators is going to approach him and they'll just pretend to believe his dumb shit to get him to do shit like jerk off on camera. Sad.

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOO*voice crack*OOOLLLDDDDD

 

[Rogowski]

I didn't see this posted yet but some cool guy posted an orange Fanta joke in his Twitter replies and a Fanta account replied before deleting their tweet after being barraged with tweets about cum.
https://twitter.com/UACDorami/status/1067997702745669634
https://archive.is/DyWSZ

 

[AnAccount]

I didn't see this posted yet but some cool guy posted an orange Fanta joke in his Twitter replies and a Fanta account replied before deleting their tweet after being barraged with tweets about cum.
https://twitter.com/UACDorami/status/1067997702745669634
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Wait, there was no hashtag. I don't how twitter works exactly, but since this wasn't trending or something, wouldn't the only way for them to really see it be if they were Lurking the twitter thread?

 

[fiu0cm]

Wait, there was no hashtag. I don't how twitter works exactly, but since this wasn't trending or something, wouldn't the only way for them to really see it be if they were Lurking the twitter thread?

They probably just have a tab open in whatever client with a running search for "fanta" and probably in English, like this. They probably have profanity and adult content filters as well.