Thanks again
@actually you do gods work.
Its interesting he is down to 6 whales now, swagginz is no longer one he just soapboxes the entire time. I dont think he will tip that much at xmas now, I used to but he not mentioned it for months I honestly think he himself is borderline debt or poor himself. So the whales are; infinite_55, grazydream, creepyspaghetti, jii_el and gc. This is pree bit cap change toowell we saw a bit in late Nov.
His Youtube viewership is down again, he will be near the point he is making 500$ He should realise its done at that point. Kghaleon is the real chsmp here keeping him afloat with gifted subs. Its getting interesting AF
Hewwo ewewyone, DarkSydePhil here. Uuuh, today is December first. That's right, the first of december of the current year, the year of 2018 in which I got *minisnort* supported by all of you, so my business - it's not a business - uuuhm, so I can still do what I love to do. And this is creating fun and chill khantent for all of you, so we can keep up having a great time together, with lots of transACK-excuse me- interactions during gameplay, you know what I mean? However! As we all know, despite all this pahsitivity there is this big negative influence, these assholes who spread lies and try to bring down my fun streams, just because they are jealous and malicious people. Yes, they really are *snort* and we can't do anything, just let's hope karma will hit them hard. *rockin back and forth* These negative assholes are the whole reason I have to deal with these current problems. As you all know, as my contributing fans during all these years, know I am in a very unique situation right now where uuuuuh *stares at the walls* I can't afford anything. My credit cards are literally empty, and what's left has to go to the taxes. Now people are saying "
But Phil just went with Kat to a restaurant so how can he afford anything blabiblabadaba" shut the fuck up, okay, you don't know what you are talking about. Whoever speaks to me like that, is a negative asshole, okay? Go back to your momma and get slapped a few times, okay, ACK ACK ACK ACK. This is not fun, RIGHT? If you don't like it, then leave, okay? Sounds good?
*snort* Okay then. My initial point of this tight situation is the uuuuh emergency which came up this year, where I have to gain s i x t e e n t h o u s a n d dollars, or else I might lose my house *T-pose*. Yes, I'm in danger of losing this house I worked very hard for during all these years. And don't get me wrong, okay, I need 16000 in addition to my usual income. *pauses for drama*
Is it possible? Ai dunno. Probably not, ACK ACK ACK. But, uuuuh, I set down with my girlfriend today and we both uniform monodically agreed that this negative influence of detractors is a very bad thing, okay. As you all know, these sick in the head people attacked Kat, my girlfriend, during our Halloween special stream, where we had a lot of fun. But then this bla...b... uuuh... bad malicious guy Tevin -
who in fact restreams all my streams and then deletes them to get rid of all the evidence - sent his hateful armee to confront her with stuff she wanted to forget, you know what I mean? Great job, thank you very much you pieces of shit, shame on YOU for doing those evil things, on purpose.
So, what's the plan now? I came up with an idea, okay? And you have to listen very carefully *LOUD SNORT*. The way I see it, is this, and I think most of you will support me, because I know - I know for a fact, you told me - you are mature adults. The way to gain more money is: First! Go on my patreon, be a patron, you won't regret it, you have a lot of power over my streams there, okay? Second! Tip me! This money goes right into my bank account and therefore my credit card. Third! Spread the word! Speak to your friends, tell them DarkSydePhil is here, he is still making content, he never gave up and he creates fun and chill content you can enjoy on a daily basis, you know what I mean? Uuuhm, forth! Fifth? I think it's called forth. Forth, ACK ACK ACK! Don't spread drama in my chat, don't be a negative crybaby, don't put words in my mouth, stay pahsitive and report anyone who is negative and won't behave like an adult *snort*.
I aaaaalso went out of my way to do some changes. Yes, you heard me right, oooh yeaaah. From this point on, I will put my foot down. No more negative comments - in my chat. No more negative memes, no more joking on my behalf, because everyone who does that, sabotages my livelyhood. These people terrorize me. If they could, they would shoot me, okay? So, from this point on, I put my foot down, I will personally insult everyone who speaks to me - because if this person is still humble, follows my orders, supports me
tips me money, then he is no detractor, you know what I mean? We have to build this impenetrable fence right here, where only positivity can flow through, right here.
- Okay, Phil, I'm not sure how to continue your speech. But I think this script is a good start. I used all my german nazi methods to flesh it out and make you as uncharismatic as possible. I will send it to you via the usual method and hope Kiwifarms won't see any of this OH SHIT I BLEW IT.