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I have noticed that Dave has been acting differently lately. He's has been banning people in his chat, talking shit about detractors, not following through on Patreon goals, refusing to do a little extra to improve his streams, blaming the game and other players for his poor performance, clocking out exactly on time...

Oh wait, that's What he always does.
 
Just imagine in twenty years, when the cleaners come to the wakando to clear it out after Phil dies. They will open a closet, see 100 dusty hard drives on the shelf, and sweep them all off into a trash bag. The end of the lagacy.
citizen kane but it's dsp

dark, if you're sad
go outside
talk to people
MAKE FRIENDS
do SOMETHING

you aren't depressed, you are just sad
which means you CAN FIX IT
but you wont
so oh well
 
From the off his initial plan was simply to try youtube out. Then it was things are going pretty good but I have no intention of doing this for the rest of my life.. I'll do it for a few years and then move on to try opening my own business (a restaurant I believe lolz) and some time later he changed this to this is just who I am now I'm a fulltime youtuber. When the money dropped significantly and the lifestyle bubble started to burst he resigned himself to acknowledging (in a private Q&A video at least) that he'd probably be begging for the rest of his days. Now he's back to thinking he won't be able to do it forever while also at the same time ensuring that when asked, people know his job sector is trash and there's no work to be had at all.

I didn't even know there was a panhandling career section on Indeed but clearly now we know what he's always checking on his phone.

Seriously though at this rate everything that comes out of his mouth should taken as tell 'em wut I think sounds good right now material and nothing else. He also has no PLAN B so.. yeah.

At this rate he's optimistic thinking he'll even reach 60. He's probably gonna end up croaking live on stream with the broadcast running all month until the electricity gets shut off or Kat finds him first. My bet's on the electric going out before she'd even pop her head in the door.

It would be much funnier to think of Kat puppeteering Phil’s corpse to keep the gravy train going.
 
Wagginz with that $8.50 in cheers.

He's really getting a lot out of his initial investment.

Dumbass Phil modding whales so they don't need to throw pennies for power lol.
 
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I don't think the $16k is solely for taxes right? I think he stated he would need that to "be okay"

The $16k matches up pretty well with what people here estimated Phil would owe in taxes on an assumed $100k+ income. Given that he's stated repeatedly that he didn't make the quarterly tax payments for this year, that would square. So "to be okay" could mean a lot of things--maybe he can't refinance if he's in arrears on taxes, for instance (not that the refi will actually help all that much). It's more of Phil's squirrely wording so he can have it mean whatever is convenient at a given time.
 
Tbh I would be depressed too...if I blew it on a bunch of bullshit and then owed s i x t e e n t h o u s a n d d o l l a r s in taxes. Especially if no one consulted me or explained anything to me.
Except Phil was consulted and had it explained to him when he got his Finance degree in college. There is absolutely no excuse for him to be in this situation. He tells his viewers that it’s all because of those detractors, but they never made him be irresponsible with his money. After eight fucking years, it’s never occurred to him to put some of the money away on the side for taxes, that not all of that money is actually his to keep.

I have never referred to myself as a “grown, mature adult” despite having been one for quite some time now. Have you noticed Phil seems to do that a lot, as if he’s trying to convince everyone he is? Trying to find the right words to describe Phil and I found this:

https://www.psychologytoday.com%2Fus%2Fblog%2Fresolution-not-conflict%2F201603%2Fcan-you-spot-10-signs-childish-adult&psig=AOvVaw33bu6PKGc9NoV3hCLhsWi9&ust=1543857596900587

I think all 10 apply to Phil.
 
Yes that is correct. Forget where he said this but once he saves up enough money and retires from streaming he wants to open an italian restaurant.

BTW it lists DSP's lender on his public records and they have one star on google. He must have gone with a shady group.
 
Wagginz with that $8.50 in cheers.

He's really getting a lot out of his initial investment.

Dumbass Phil modding whales so they don't need to throw pennies for power lol.

Spot on. If the moron had any sense he'd set a goal of the highest donaters to be next months mods, keeping them all on their toes and forcing them to give big. Expect that to start happening soon if he's on here reading this.
 
Yes that is correct. Forget where he said this but once he saves up enough money and retires from streaming he wants to open an italian restaurant.

BTW it lists DSP's lender on his public records and they have one star on google. He must have gone with a shady group.

As I've said before, he almost certainly got a trash mortgage with interest-only payments for the first 5-10 years.

I suspect that his mortgage payments are about to balloon and that's why he's desperate to refinance the home loan.
 
Spot on. If the moron had any sense he'd set a goal of the highest donaters to be next months mods, keeping them all on their toes and forcing them to give big. Expect that to start happening soon if he's on here reading this.

That sort of thing is actually bannable on Twitch, you can't be quite so transparent when doing paid-for modding of people.
 
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