Containment What If?

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

His current single head doesn't even have his own distinct personality.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

The noise of them all arguing would be unbearable

 

[Roger Rabbit]

What if Chris smoked crack?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris appeared on the Benny Hill Show?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris appeared on the Benny Hill Show?

You mean he didn't?

 

[Marvin]

I can't tell which one's Chris and which one's Barb.

Chris and Barb, then 22 years later, some kid at target trying to buy Sonic Boom and Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the one who invented the Numa Numa dance?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What if Chris was the one who invented the Numa Numa dance?

Well, the difference between Chris and Numa Numa guy is that, IIRC, Numa Numa guy didn't get angry at weens/trolls poking fun at him, he actually embraced it and made a sequel to the video some time later. Chris would probably rage at the "DANG DIRTY TROLLS" poking fun at him.

 

[Sanic]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

Pay no attention to the Sanic behind the curtain....

 

[Apocalypso]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

Let's all just forget this post ever happened

 

[Haesindang Park]

What if some ween used this to troll Chris?

http://www.shitsenders.com/

 

[Null]

What if some ween used this to troll Chris?

http://www.shitsenders.com/

I would not be surprised if someone already had. It costs money and Chris is unlikely to respond, so it'd just be a pointless waste.

 

[Haesindang Park]

so it'd just be a pointless waste

No pun intended here I assume.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I kinda feel like, with how paranoid Chris is about trolls, he wouldn't bother opening up the package with said dookie inside of it.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

He'd fail.

 

[EI 873]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

What do you mean, "what if"? Chris was the original