Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Lupin The Turd said:
I'm surprised he's shilling Athena given how sexy her design is. I figured he was like Dobson and sperged out over fictional tits.
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Bob is fine with sexy women provided it appeals to him and not mayonnaise ghouls. eg. He called Megan Fox a walking real doll and wanted Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 banned. But there are a few models/porn stars he's mentioned being a fan of, and has implied a few times that he wants some kind of peach/daisy lesbian relationship to be canon. If they ever released a Nintendo Xtreme Beach Volleyball he would be first in line to buy it.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
Bob is fine with sexy women provided it appeals to him and not mayonnaise ghouls. eg. He called Megan Fox a walking real doll and wanted Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 banned. But there are a few models/porn stars he's mentioned being a fan of, and has implied a few times that he wants some kind of peach/daisy lesbian relationship to be canon. If they ever released a Nintendo Xtreme Beach Volleyball he would be first in line to buy it.
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So he digs fat chicks with Mohawks?
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
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Grandson of a plumber as well

It's pretty well known that plumbers do their worst work at home

Also showerheads are ridiculously easy to install, they're literally screw on. This is like bragging that you changed a light bulb.
 
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BubbleButt said:
Grandson of a plumber as well

It's pretty well known that plumbers do their worst work at home

Also showerheads are ridiculously easy to install, they're literally screw on. This is like bragging that you changed a light bulb.
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But then how can he claim to be a master plumber on top of all his other fields of expertise?
 
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Truthboi said:
Inb4 Bob thought he was like Mario when he tried to be a master plumber
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FUCK, I was going to say the same thing!

Sissy Galvez said:
Congrats on your ten minutes of work that anyone can do, Blobb.

I’ll bet he has a shower handle to reach areas he can’t clean because he’s obese.
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Bob washes himself with a rag on a stick
 
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So I've been watching The Escapist since the relaunch, and something jumped out at me today that I thought I'd share with you.

The Escapist's YouTube channel was, for all intents and purposes, formed on the back of Yahtzee.

While there were users who went to their channel (and website) for other things, like Jim Sterling and Moviebob and their written articles, those were a fucking fraction of the number of people who went there for Yahtzee. Back when he was on The Escapist, Sterling had about a quarter of Yahtzee's draw; now that he's on his own, he fluctuates wildly, from about one-third as well to just as well, depending on the individual video and whether or not he gets picked up by others covering vidya news. Contrastingly, Bob was around a tenth at best and this has not changed. So logically, the Escapist proceeded to overload their channel with Chipman's content, to the point that there is no less than 50% more of Chipman's content than Yahtzee's on their channel for the last few months. They then chase it with obvious clickbait declaring that James Bond should be black now because racism.

The result, of course, has been roughly two million users wandering away from the site as of July and while there has been some recovery, they're still down a million from where they were back this summer.
 
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Jaimas said:
So I've been watching The Escapist since the relaunch, and something jumped out at me today that I thought I'd share with you.

The Escapist's YouTube channel was, for all intents and purposes, formed on the back of Yahtzee.

While there were users who went to their channel (and website) for other things, like Jim Sterling and Moviebob and their written articles, those were a fucking fraction of the number of people who went there for Yahtzee. Back when he was on The Escapist, Sterling had about a quarter of Yahtzee's draw; now that he's on his own, he fluctuates wildly, from about one-third as well to just as well, depending on the individual video and whether or not he gets picked up by others covering vidya news. Contrastingly, Bob was around a tenth at best and this has not changed. So logically, the Escapist proceeded to overload their channel with Chipman's content, to the point that there is no less than 50% more of Chipman's content than Yahtzee's on their channel for the last few months. They then chase it with obvious clickbait declaring that James Bond should be black now because racism.

The result, of course, has been roughly two million users wandering away from the site as of July and while there has been some recovery, they're still down a million from where they were back this summer.
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It's pretty gratifying to see evidence that Bob is the internet equivalent of box office poison.
 
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