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A thread for business advice for Phil would be nice. See how many ideas he comes up with all on his own and most definitely not off the backs of the mentally-ill evil trolls.

"Real" criticizm thread
Sensible job leads thread

A thread dedicated to his business would be not very different, his personality and business decisions are united in the same source of all of his problem: Himself.

Linked to this, I really despise these nudniks who just suggest a project, a game, irrelevant details or simply suck his dick. Not sure if detractors in disguise or not. But not helpful.

Btw, how does the not mentioning of drama went so far? Stop living in the past, I guess.
 
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I'm starting to think he has an eyeball on a certain gifts for himself and/or Kat and he's going full pity party for tips so he can order it before Christmas, or even NOW, and not for bills.
Unless that money was already on spent gifts with credit and wants the money now to put it back.
Same reason he wanted people to order his shitty t-shirts a week ago or so so he could get the money before Christmas.

16k seems like a shit ton to want before even December is over with how desperate he sounds.
 
he considers a pet cat to be a luxury item

Mad on the internet, don't give a fuck - if DSP gets a cat I will break into his house to install nannycams so I can monitor that poor animal's wellbeing.

Keep an eye on the Renton news if he does. If you see a report about a mysterious residential arson it means at some point that cat sneezed.
 
Intensity, despite him admitting he gets paid by the 15th if I read the posts correctly. He's been really greedy lately; More than usual.
He might be fearing Kat bolting from him and so is doing a desperation bribe to get her to stay, but that's just one theory and he could just be desperate for another overpriced doodad to show off to himself too or any other greed related hypotheses.

Either that or he was a mong and found out he overdrafted or is in trouble with the taxmen again.
 
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He might be fearing Kat bolting from him and so is doing a desperation bribe to get her to stay, but that's just one theory and he could just be desperate for another overpriced doodad to show off to himself too or any other greed related hypotheses.

Either that or he was a mong and found out he overdrafted or is in trouble with the taxmen again.

It's pretty funny that all of these are viable possibilities based on his past behavior and at the very best he comes off as a man unable to manage a responsibility every American adult is saddled with.

DSP doesn't cut a very flattering figure!
 
I'm starting to think he has an eyeball on a certain gifts for himself and/or Kat and he's going full pity party for tips so he can order it before Christmas, or even NOW, and not for bills.
Unless that money was already on spent gifts with credit and wants the money now to put it back.
Same reason he wanted people to order his shitty t-shirts a week ago or so so he could get the money before Christmas.

16k seems like a shit ton to want before even December is over with how desperate he sounds.
According to last night's prestream, the plan is to inflate his 2018 income in order to have 2 years of tax returns showing an increase in income so that he can refinance the house. I'm not a financial genius or anything but this doesn't seem like a good idea.
 
Let Phil serve as a cautionary tale for anyone who wishes they could turn a hobby into a job. He’s literally trapped himself in his “office” for the rest of his life to “play” games that he no longer enjoys. His perception of life has become so warped by this experience that he considers a pet cat to be a luxury item (yet manages to buy every video game), an 8-hour-a-day “job” to be too onerous to allow for any leisure activities, grocery shopping to be strenuous exercise, $100k / year with two houses and a brand new car to be broke, it normal for a live-in partner to contribute nothing to the bills, and his 60-year-old parents to be as good as dead. As Phil says, some things are more important than money.

...But this is all stuff he did to himself. Look at how many other big streamers there are who appear to genuinely enjoy what they do -- I'm thinking of people like timthetatman, couragejd, and even ninja. You can like or dislike them, but when I've stopped in on any of their streams, they're usually cracking jokes and having fun. Obviously the amount of money they make helps, but even doing what they do as a job, they seem to enjoy the shit out of it. Of course, they actively seek out friends and have personal lives, and they all appear to have parlayed their stream success into outside ventures as well, something Phil never bothered to do.

There's also the fact that by simply cutting down on his expenses, Phil could easily pull himself out of this hole he's in. But he's simply unwilling to make any real effort to do so. Aside from (allegedly) swapping PSVue for Hulu, can anyone name literally a single thing he's done to reduce his costs? I can't think of any.

What have I missed now?

Don't you know? Cats are too expensive for poor destitute Phil to have. And he doesn't have time to take care of one anyway, ya know? *SNORT* Kats, apparently, aren't.

Intensity, despite him admitting he gets paid by the 15th if I read the posts correctly. He's been really greedy lately; More than usual.

Either that or he was a mong and found out he overdrafted or is in trouble with the taxmen again.

Yeah, he's been pushing tips hard for a couple of weeks. He did claim he overdrew yesterday and won't be getting paid until the 15th. It worked to some extent as he got around $200 in tips last night (granted, including a $100 tip), but if he actually had a "big bill" due, $200 won't cover it. Basically, Phil is just shit with money as usual.
 
According to last night's prestream, the plan is to inflate his 2018 income in order to have 2 years of tax returns showing an increase in income so that he can refinance the house. I'm not a financial genius or anything but this doesn't seem like a good idea.
Especially since he's said it in public and any refi guy who'd take him would have to either be desperate for the money, a Landau tier scumbag, or both with that in the air.

Knowing Pigroach; it's both and he'll proceed to throw them off the bus and run them over until he literally dies (since he'll just ooze back to CT when he loses that Condo or back home to mommy if that gets taken too and still do this shit) when the fucktard realizes his bills are now even higher after like a few weeks of oinking it up with the equity he just now pissed away from that condo if the dumb bastard pulls it off.
 
Yeah, he's been pushing tips hard for a couple of weeks. He did claim he overdrew yesterday and won't be getting paid until the 15th. It worked to some extent as he got around $200 in tips last night (granted, including a $100 tip), but if he actually had a "big bill" due, $200 won't cover it. Basically, Phil is just shit with money as usual.

At this point man, I find it really hard to take his claims seriously. It's coming to the point where speculation is driving me wild because he is a known liar when it comes to money. Though, at the same time he has shown to be really bad with money and an impulse buyer.

Maybe he did overdrew? But why would he do that? To make it seem like he's desperate and needs his dumb fanbase to TIP him NOW, or he really is shit with money and needs rescuing?
 
At this point man, I find it really hard to take his claims seriously. It's coming to the point where speculation is driving me wild because he is a known liar when it comes to money. Though, at the same time he has shown to be really bad with money and an impulse buyer.

Maybe he did overdrew? But why would he do that? To make it seem like he's desperate and needs his dumb fanbase to TIP him NOW, or he really is shit with money and needs rescuing?

Ten bucks on "overdrew on big-ticket Christmas presents for the Kat". New salt lick. Bigger heater for her stable. Diamond-inlaid bridle???
 
"I didn't have time to shave and shower during my break"

Why is Phil so god damn weird. Who does that.

Phil is amazed about the existence of ramen. "I had to make my own dinner, I had no time to relax"

"I don't need to be HYPER-FOCUSED on the story."

Dude. Ramen noodles and a caesar salad? I never in my life. Motherfucker had to snip the corner of the dressing packet! Poor baby. I wonder if he tried to jam the whole package in his Keurig, like a deranged, sodium craving chimp.

Something else about Phil's little shopping trip with wifey... in an Asian/Oriental (whatever in your country) supermarket, like a proper one, yeah, they do have a really huge selection of ramen, but they are all really fucking cheap. I just found it odd that he didn't make up a whole big fancy complicated lie about how they are saving money, eating at home. And I swear he almost said Dr. Pep--- and corrected himself to say juice. Also, he would have seen all kind of shit that would have blown his little white-bread mind. The shop would have been selling actual pig uterus, various tongues and things with too many eyes. His childish ass would have twit a picture of himself holding a tray of testicles.... although he might have been under pain of punishment. So, maybe they just went to the Whole Foods in Seattle or some shit and they had a big pot noodle aisle and Phil got excited. And as he waddled to the cashier, he grabbed himself the most fattening salad you can find ready in a bag.

Can't you see him? An angry, confused, flabby chimp, squealing in impotent rage as it mindlessly grinds a case of dried udon noodles into the smashed, damp wreckage of a $400 coffee maker? Can you see the limp, listless, frail pile of uneaten salad? The crouton crumbs in his beard shower down on his chest hair like maggots.

What a piece of work is man!

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heres the thing. if it were for single individuals covering for hundreds of people by doing huge donations,phil couldnt live off streaming at all. when these dick riders arent there to give 20-100$ on their own,phil barely gets minimum wage daily salary

edit: you cant live in a big house in a gated community with minimum wage
 
heres the thing. if it were for single individuals covering for hundreds of people by doing huge donations,phil couldnt live off streaming at all. when these dick riders arent there to give 20-100$ on their own,phil barely gets minimum wage daily salary

edit: you cant live in a big house in a gated community with minimum wage
It's a lot of effort to "keep a community going" (discord Paypigs, use it), hence why I know the Pigcult gets sexual gratification out of making Phil their organ grinder monkey and the fact they can bribe Pigroach into giving them imaginary power adds to it since it's the first time they get to feel like big boys too.
 
Had a little chat with Majinboo, it’s amazing how stupid these kids are.

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