Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Sooooo....Mumbles was too lazy to re-establish contact with his sister so Rickie had to do THAT too?

His sister seemed kinda ill at ease and he NEVER shut up. Can't believe she'd want to get together again so soon...

Guess it's enema time there, Mumbles. have Rickie hook ya up.

I hope Mumbles gets nothing but cheese logs for christmas...
 
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Life in the Kentucky Gaycare must be an absolute joy right now.

- You've got Amber moaning about her leg and squawking about how tired she is from staying up binging and reading lesbian comics all night

-Becky occasionally looking up from her phone to rage about the spoiled, iPad-addicted, unimaginative kids today, with her trademark sassy "I have a Gucci Coochie" affectation.

- Eric whining about his toilet tribulations to anyone within earshot

And Rickie? I can only imagine he's plastering one of those insane Gary Busey grimaces on his face while pondering the notion of packing up his wax melts, putting the dogs in the car and Gilbert Grape-ing that entire household
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Turd Blossom said:
And Rickie? I can only imagine he's plastering one of those insane Gary Busey grimaces on his face while pondering the notion of packing up his wax melts, putting the dogs in the car and Gilbert Grape-ing that entire household
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Does anyone in that household own and USE a toothbrush? You could just scrape that off and feed it to Amber, looks just like orange chicken.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Life in the Kentucky Gaycare must be an absolute joy right now.

- You've got Amber moaning about her leg and squawking about how tired she is from staying up binging and reading lesbian comics all night

-Becky occasionally looking up from her phone to rage about the spoiled, iPad-addicted, unimaginative kids today, with her trademark sassy "I have a Gucci Coochie" affectation.

- Eric whining about his toilet tribulations to anyone within earshot

And Rickie? I can only imagine he's plastering one of those insane Gary Busey grimaces on his face while pondering the notion of packing up his wax melts, putting the dogs in the car and Gilbert Grape-ing that entire household
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Not sure if anyone noticed but Rickie looked really sad these last few vlogs. He looked sad and very tired, dealing with princess Eric and the Fatbean Squad I don't blame the poor guy, all these selfish people probably don't even notice the guy is dealing with a lot.
 
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Mumbles is gonna look at "personal" things in walmart he doesn't wanna talk about, especially not in the parking lot....

adult diapers or enema fixins', depending on how the mail's moving these days........

And it appears that the Thumb is not DEpressed by Big Al, but rather Oppressed by her....Thumby sure looks a lot perkier without her"babe" around.....
 
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Mumbles is gonna look at "personal" things in walmart he doesn't wanna talk about, especially not in the parking lot....

adult diapers or enema fixins', depending on how the mail's moving these days........

And it appears that the Thumb is not DEpressed by Big Al, but rather Oppressed by her....Thumby sure looks a lot perkier without her"babe" around.....
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Oh yeah she always lights up when it's just her and the guys. She's like a brand new thumb every time.
 
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When he zoomed in on the "veggie calzone" the menu said 1230 calories. Necky's appetizer was about 400 calories. 1600 calories of carbs and a few veggies is pretty much exactly why she's gained 75 lbs or so in the last year. The whole crew looks puffy and skinny fat at best. Eric is getting T injections? Dude, put that shit to good use and hit the weights.

Also, obvious why AL hates the place as the booths are probably too small for her and the calorie counts prolly hurt her feelings.
 
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It's almost sad, until you remember that Becky is indirectly murdering Amber for Wommart shirts.
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Sad, or is Becky doing a public service? :thinking:

Also it’s interesting to hear in Eric’s vlog that AL hates Mellow Mushroom because I swear I have seen her gushing about it in vlogs and snaps. Eric and Becky then comment on how AL hates pizza. She sure does eat a lot of it for not liking it. She had a foodgasm over cold pizza, saying that she loved cold pizza so much that she wished she could order it to come cold. I find that part interesting because I would be surprised if she ever met a pizza that did get cold before she finished it.
 
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Strine said:
It's almost sad, until you remember that Becky is indirectly murdering Amber for Wommart shirts.
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Before we judge Becky too harshly, it's important to step back for a moment and consider that she is also getting some pretty fancy snapbacks and a nice collection of dvds from the Walmart clearance bin.
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I wonder if she'll retain her smugness when Amber tries to keep the deluxe edition box set of "Sister, Sister" after the inevitable breakup.
 
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Before we judge Becky too harshly, it's important to step back for a moment and consider that she is also getting some pretty fancy snapbacks and a nice collection of dvds from the Walmart clearance bin.
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I wonder if she'll retain her smugness when Amber tries to keep the deluxe edition box set of "Sister, Sister" after the inevitable breakup.
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That $7 shirt really sets off her huge, rubicund jowls. It's true what they say: style knows no price.
 
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Malibougie said:
. Eric and Becky then comment on how AL hates pizza. She sure does eat a lot of it for not liking it. She had a foodgasm over cold pizza, saying that she loved cold pizza so much that she wished she could order it to come cold. I find that part interesting because I would be surprised if she ever met a pizza that did get cold before she finished it.
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A little blast from the past of our dainty Pizza Queen who definitely doesn't have her love of pizza documented all throughout her Twitter history.
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