Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Wing Zero]

Betting now that it's going to be a "muh taxes" fundraiser. He's been setting it up with the whole "I haven't been able to pay them all year! I have no money (x7)"

Then once he gets the funds (God fucking forbid), he'll tweet about how all the money he got is gonna result in him needing to pay MORE taxes the following year.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil has stated him and Kat are too busy to cook so his mother is ordering them a dinner from QVC. I believe she's done this is in past years as well. Imagine ordering your son a dinner when he makes 10k a month.

 

[Zaryiu]

Phil has stated him and Kat are too busy to cook so his mother is ordering them a dinner from QVC. I believe she's done this is in past years as well. Imagine ordering your son a dinner when he makes 10k a month.

Well when the alternative is your retard son burning down his house because him and his golddigger are so incompetent I can see taking the less public shame

 

[PT 940]

He should do a stream for every meal and just use UberEats to have everything delivered. If he set up a camera by his front door we could see what was ordered and follow the entire tragic saga every minute of the day

 

[Raven'sChild]

For dinner, D$P cooked himself up some real authentic instant ramen that he and Khet bought at an Asian Market. It came in a bowl and cost $2.50! D$P was quite impressed by his authentic Asian instant ramen. He had himself a Caesar* salad too ( *Store bought salad mix cuz I can't see him cutting lettuce, carrots, radishes and cabbage...which would by definition make what he had a side salad with Caesar dressing )

 

[Ching_Chong]

Probably just bought one of those Maruchan instant noodle things. Because as you all know, because it has -chan at the end, it's Asian.

 

[LiquidCancer]

He went on two 10 minute rants about how great REAL ASIAN NOODLES are and bragged that his $2 dinner included a packet of "sauce"

 

[Adamska]

For dinner, D$P cooked himself up some real authentic instant ramen that he and Khet bought at an Asian Market. It came in a bowl and cost $2.50! D$P was quite impressed by his authentic Asian instant ramen. He had himself a Caesar* salad too ( *Store bought salad mix cuz I can't see him cutting lettuce, carrots, radishes and cabbage...which would by definition make what he had a side salad with Caesar dressing )

Even when cheaping out for food that can be microwaved due to being a manchild, Pigroach compulsively buys the most expensive variant of the shit because he's fucking retarded and thinks that pricier = more authentic.

 

[Alxmir23]

Even when cheaping out for food that can be microwaved due to being a manchild, Pigroach compulsively buys the most expensive variant of the shit because he's fucking exceptional and thinks that pricier = more authentic.

then hes gonna whine that ramen is not cheap like people said unless you can crappy salty noodles

heres a hint phil:if your ramen is salty,add more fucking water,you dolt

 

[Kosher Dill]

heres a hint phil:if your ramen is salty,add more fucking water,you dolt

I'm a gamer, I don't have time for that. Also my water is about to get shut off unless you PLEDGE TODAY.

 

[LiquidCancer]

If you watch his DSP Tries it on Cup Noodle you'll know about bugged water physics. He repeatedly spilled the water on the floor and couldnt figure out how to boil water so he used hot water from some sort of weird expensive dispenser in his kitchen

 

[Raven'sChild]

If you watch his DSP Tries it on Cup Noodle you'll know about bugged water physics. He repeatedly spilled the water on the floor and couldnt figure out how to boil water so he used hot water from some sort of weird expensive dispenser in his kitchen

That was his coffee maker.

 

[actually]

He went on two 10 minute rants about how great REAL ASIAN NOODLES are and bragged that his $2 dinner included a packet of "sauce"

Nongshim is good as hell though for instant ramen.

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P had a rather confusing dinner yesterday: Rigatoni with Corn (?), carrots, chicken and broccoli in a 'creamy ranch cheese sauce'. Must be some MidWestern thing.

 

[actually]

D$P had a rather confusing dinner yesterday: Rigatoni with Corn (?), carrots, chicken and broccoli in a 'creamy ranch cheese sauce'. Must be some MidWestern thing.

Sure sounds like this: https://www.schwans.com/products/product?id=57056

 

[Raven'sChild]

Sure sounds like this: https://www.schwans.com/products/product?id=57056

Hahaha I wouldn't put it past D$P to confuse peas with corn or flat out forget what he ate.

 

[Commander Keen]

Hahaha I wouldn't put it past D$P to confuse peas with corn or flat out forget what he ate.

I want to say if green peas get insanely freezer burnt they turn yellow. But I’m just talking out my ass, I really don’t know.

 

[actually]

I want to say if green peas get insanely freezer burnt they turn yellow. But I’m just talking out my ass, I really don’t know.

Eh, he's just dumb.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Sure sounds like this: https://www.schwans.com/products/product?id=57056

One wonders if Khet's recent delivery was a Swann's shipment?

 

[Commander Keen]

One wonders if Khet's recent delivery was a Swann's shipment?

In all honesty, growing up in the sticks back in the late 80s/early 90s the day the Schwan’s man came was a big day. That was the day we got ice cream. We lived too far away from a grocery store to get ice cream, it would melt by the time we got home unless we also bought ice for the ice chest. The parents all got together and it was decided that we wouldn’t do that since it wasnt financially feasible for every family to buy ice and coolers, so we would get pretty excited when the Schwan’s man came around.

When the gas station bought a freezer they almost had a parade.