Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

Guy who graduated from Harvard and has written several non-mario themed books knows as much as Blobbo....

lampshading your shitty style doesn't make it better. Also, Shapiro knows far more about debate and presentation than Bob, he's not just "spewing things very fast in a confident tone", of course Bob would know this or anything at all about how debates and presentations worked if he worked to create his own style and didn't just aping Yahtzee's.

who the fuck are you?

Guy who's peak of winning is working for The Escapist again thinks he can pull the "I'm more famous than you" card. Also, if he's a nobody, does that make you not a scumbag all of a sudden?

Does he actually think the suburbs existed around 1900?

Sure, its not abject poverty, but to pretend these people were living easy and then just stumbled into their fortune and that they didn't start with items available to most people is just silly, the garage space was just a space, a room for them to work. Its almost immaterial to what they were working on. Pointing out that they weren't in poverty misses the point, the point was that they weren't wealthy.

 

[TheImportantFart]

 

[Lensherr]

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Bob makes this shit waaaaaaaaaay too easy for us.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob makes this shit waaaaaaaaaay too easy for us.

That's because he's an angry simpleton.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Guy who graduated from Harvard and has written several non-mario themed books knows as much as Blobbo....

Says the guy who got a media studies degree from a second-rate community college. Surely he will illuminate with his long bromides about how Wakanda is an ideal civilization that the West should emulate, despite the fact that it was an isolationist ethno-state that Bob would normally disdain.

who the fuck are you?

Ben Shapiro would ask the same question of Bob.

 

[Positron]

Something that I ever wonder if Bob was even aware what lead to the downfall of Ming Dynasty China? It again was a supernation that had so much power, but because of it had little competition in their sphere, couple that with a very bureaucratic state with an all powerful ruler whose decisions lead to the stagnation of a nation that once was the master innovator, and it wasn't surprising that Britain was able to smash them on the coast. (Note: I know about opium and how it played a part, but lets focus on the big two that lead to its downfall)

You are thinking about the Qing Dynasty, which under Manchurian rule was no longer the fount of technological discoveries (Art and Literatures were doing great though). The Ming Dynasty was brought down by corrupted, over-powerful, feuding eunuchs in the court, who summarily executed or exiled able officials. Moral of the story: don't get queer people into power of position.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You are thinking about the Qing Dynasty, which under Manchurian rule was no longer the fount of technological discoveries (Art and Literatures were doing great though). The Ming Dynasty was brought down by corrupted, over-powerful, feuding eunuchs in the court, who summarily executed or exiled able officials. Moral of the story: don't get queer people into power of position.

I am somewhat rusty on my Chinese History, but still the point does still stand where large empires with no competition will eventually devolve and stagnate.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Says the guy who got a media studies degree from a second-rate community college. Surely he will illuminate with his long bromides about how Wakanda is an ideal civilization that the West should emulate, despite the fact that it was an isolationist ethno-state that Bob would normally disdain.

It was an isolationist totalitarian fascist ethno state. In other words Bob's concept of Paradise. Wakanda has no poor people because they literally built the wall and kill any poor people trying to cross it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It was an isolationist totalitarian fascist ethno state. In other words Bob's concept of Paradise. Wakanda has no poor people because they literally built the wall and kill any poor people trying to cross it.

If it was filled with only white people, then Bob would want to burned, but because it has black people instead, it gets a pass. Double standards at work, and Bob is too goddamn stupid to understand.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

If it was filled with only white people, then Bob would want to burned, but because it has black people instead, it gets a pass. Double standards at work, and Bob is too goddamn stupid to understand.

Bob does whatever his malfunctioning amygdala tells him to do. All of Bob's mental capacity is being strained to prevent him from realizing what he truly is. Because if he were to ever see himself in the way that true people of value/contributers to society see him, he'd commit suicide by eating McNuggets until his stomach exploded like that "Gluttony" guy from Seven.

 

[Zaryiu]

Because they are the only ones stupid enough to 'Listen and Believe" what Feminist women say, rather than paying attention to who they typically actually choose to fuck. (Hint, High T Manly Men!)

Because white males are the most inherently ideologically impure, they must try the hardest to be accepted. Being fat just makes everything worse because regardless of what SJW actually say about it, fatties are gross and ugly and no one finds them attractive.

 

[NQ 952]

lampshading your shitty style doesn't make it better. Also, Shapiro knows far more about debate and presentation than Bob, he's not just "spewing things very fast in a confident tone", of course Bob would know this or anything at all about how debates and presentations worked if he worked to create his own style and didn't just aping Yahtzee's.



Guy who's peak of winning is working for The Escapist again thinks he can pull the "I'm more famous than you" card. Also, if he's a nobody, does that make you not a scumbag all of a sudden?



Sure, its not abject poverty, but to pretend these people were living easy and then just stumbled into their fortune and that they didn't start with items available to most people is just silly, the garage space was just a space, a room for them to work. Its almost immaterial to what they were working on. Pointing out that they weren't in poverty misses the point, the point was that they weren't wealthy.

Bob commits some pretty egregious logical fallacies, the biggest one is the appeal to popularity (my damn phone wants to correct that to "appeal to obesity" which would be hilarious). His other fallacy is often the gish gallop, where he'll just spew a bunch of shit at you so fast that you can't keep up, even if 90% of what he says is bull.

It just goes to demonstrate how intellectually dishonest Bob Chipman is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Oh look, confirmation positive that Blob lives in a basement. But why a basement (apartment or no) if it is prone to flooding, ffs... *headdesk*
Oh well, he who live in Glass House, dress in basement, I guess. Or live in basement. [/fake Confucius sayings]

I had to laugh when he said he was not (well any longer) living in his brother's basement, because it was clear he was living in A basement regardless of who it belongs to. "I'm not living in my brother's basement I'm living in someone else's/a complete asshole stranger's basement" is not exactly a step up, now, blobbo. I guess he only gets to live in basements because as a Mayonnaise Ghoul, it's either a basement or a trailer park, and fuck trailer parks, amirite folks?

 

[Chewy Suarez]

Given this guys massive hateboner for the DCEU and endless dickriding of Black Panther, I wonder what he thinks of Aquaman.

Spoiler: sperg review

imo its a step into the right direction for dc, all they need to do now is hire capable screenwriters. beall is shit and the ratings will be better if he’s gone.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob, Jim Cameron isn’t going to respond to you either just because you are bragging that your favorite company owns Avatar now.

Also, Bob has some bizarre shilling for TLJ.

 

[Man of the Sea]

Bob, Jim Cameron isn’t going to respond to you either just because you are bragging that your favorite company owns Avatar now.
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Also, Bob has some bizarre shilling for TLJ.
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Sigh, Bob, just slow down your tweeting. Seriously, you're going to tweet yourself into heart failure and accidentally kill yourself, and then I wouldn't be able to laugh at you anymore.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob, Jim Cameron isn’t going to respond to you either just because you are bragging that your favorite company owns Avatar now.
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Also, Bob has some bizarre shilling for TLJ.
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Boy, I'm sure continuing to be a smug asshole about the merits of The Last Jedi will really change a lot of opinions about it. Also, what kind of shallow jackass bases whether he'll like someone on their tastes regarding a single film? That says a lot more about you, buddy.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Boy, I'm sure continuing to be a smug asshole about the merits of The Last Jedi will really change a lot of opinions about it. Also, what kind of shallow jackass bases whether he'll like someone on their tastes regarding a single film? That says a lot more about you, buddy.

That’s like attacking someone for liking Crash because it won Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain. Judging someone over their tastes rather than their character and actions is such a narcisstic and cowardly trait to have.

 

[Judge Holden]

Bob makes this shit waaaaaaaaaay too easy for us.

Ironically the exact same thing is said by the staff at the local McDonalds

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Boy, I'm sure continuing to be a smug asshole about the merits of The Last Jedi will really change a lot of opinions about it. Also, what kind of shallow jackass bases whether he'll like someone on their tastes regarding a single film? That says a lot more about you, buddy.

Blobb doesn’t know when to turn off the smug/snarky attitude.