Money 10/23 - Chris sued for debt a third time - Verdict: Chris owes $2,777.90 to Midland Funding

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Mason Verger said:
Not yet, but he will for about 20 minutes after Barb dies.. Then it'll be immediately carved up by half a dozen banks and creditors and Chris will be lucky to have enough left over to rent a storage pod for a month.

I hate to be so dour about Chris's prospects, but even Marvin says Chris is banking on the cartoon rapture to save him. I mean shit.. He's not even begging for money. He's that friggin confident that he'll not have to deal with this.
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I actually thought the merger wasn't as serious to him as he let on... but wow.

He's literally banking on it as his lifeline.

Sad is an understatement. He's royally fucked.
 
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Guts Gets Some said:
I actually thought the merger wasn't as serious to him as he let on... but wow.

He's literally banking on it as his lifeline.

Sad is an understatement. He's royally fucked.
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Yeah I hoped that too, but we haven't seen anything approaching the desperation he had last spring when he was all frantic and making videos like "They're GoIng To TaKe the HouSe ToooMarooW! We NeeD SuBstantiaL DoNations NOOOOW!".

Instead he's just chill, tweeting about ponies. I mean, he lost he's car. That's the first time he's truly lost something he couldn't replace. Doesn't seem to care.
 
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pwincess fwuffypants said:
What kind of car did Chris-chan drive? Wings liked to drive big ol' pickup trucks, what kind of car did Chris have a penchant for?
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Blue "affordable" compacts that he didn't maintain and covered in stickers but we're also actually transformers named Son-chu.

no, I didn't exaggerate that last part.
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Mason Verger said:
They can't garnish his tugboat, but they(Midland) can put in the effort the IRS doesn't have time for and dig into his secondary incomes, i.e. patreon and eBay etc. and possibly take that to claims if he doesn't keep up. Even worse is his credit is basically locked until he clears this up, which means he's going to have to subsist on cash in hand, and I think it's been years since he's had to do that, and that was with Bob keeping him in line.

Chris doesn't save money, he won't be able to buy a car and rent even a shitty apartment.
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good luck buying online now chris
 
Guts Gets Some said:
He got a new one a few years ago though, right? It was pretty hard to find info about it, if I recall.
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That's the new one in the picture, a '10 Ford Focus and it's since been
auctioned for parts. I don't know that Chris ever saw a penny from that. They're down to Barbs dodge van.
 
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After the judgement, Chris would be required to divulge his bank account(s) and income. That means the bank knows where his PayPal account is linked. That and a judgement is all you need to confiscate money. If Chris looks to his pay pigs to rescue him, the money will hit the bank account, and the plaintiff will swoop down and get that money right away. That may be why he isn't on a begging spree right now. No way in hell that Barb is going to let Chris run his PayPal through her account. She's seen what happens with returns and chargebacks to Chris's eBay sales.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I want to see Chris pull a sovereign citizen and "Waco compound" the shit out of 14 BLC when they come to take it from him.

"It's day 36 of the stand-off here in Ruckersville, Virginia. This morning president Trump has issued the use of deadly force to the national guard snipers stationed outside. This afternoon Christine issued a statement via his YouTube channel that "supplies were low and he was making the last of his coffee". Ho.. Hold on Steve.. We're getting reports that flames have been spotted in the northwest corner of the compound.."
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OMG. This is a dangerously plausible outcome. Many turn to sov cit magical thinking in such dire straits. Chris already believes he is a CPU goddess of Commodore and Comma, mayor of CWCville, part sonichu, etc..

Sov cit gurus already tell people that banks can't own real property, and assist them on how to simulate legal process (a crime) in imaginary "Federal Postal Courts." All it would take is another ideas guy.

I can only imagine Chris incorporating the "quantum grammar" "system" of David Wynn Miller into his spergs. His complaint would probably sound like "FOR THE FRAUDLENT MIDLAND LIEN; AMONG WHICH..."

Magichan could preside as the Federal Postal CWCville District Court judge.

Honestly, it is probably only a matter of time until he starts spelling his name .CHRISTINE-WESTON: CHANDLER..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller

Edit: Sorry for all the edits. On my phone.
 
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Luvs2Sperg789 said:
OMG. This is a dangerously plausible outcome. Many turn to sov cit magical thinking in such dire straits. Sov cit gurus already tell people that banks can't own real property, and assist them on how to simulate legal process (a crime) in imaginary "Federal Postal Courts."

I can only imagine Chris incorporating the "quantum grammar" "system" of David Wynn Miller into spergs. His complaint would probably sound like "FOR THE FRAUDLENT MIDLAND LIEN; AMONG WHICH..."

Honestly, it is only a matter of time until ye starts spelling his name .CHRISTINE-WESTON: CHANDLER.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller
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It's not even a stretch considering Chris actually thinks he's the queen of several dimensions. Also, Chris has always expressed an intense disregard over legal authority.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Chris breaking out the swear words.. He's clearly stressed and feeling unfuzztasticle.

Also, outdated information? The court report from a few hours ago or did Chris get $60,000 are salaried job this afternoon? There's no such thing as outdated information with Chris. Same problems, different year.
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The reason Chris calls it outdated information is because Chris spoke with the judge or the lawyers for the debt collectors or someone. He was informed of what the next steps are, or maybe arranged a payment plan or something. He still owes the money, but the docket in his head on how things will proceed has been updated. The court docket is outdated by that autistic standard.

Of course, Chris will fuck up whatever arrangement is in place and this will all start over again in a month or two, just with less leniency that time.
Subconcious Offense said:
Why doesn't he just throw the debt into another dimension and get rid of it?
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He's actually trying to borrow money on cwcville's coffers.
bigshot said:
Any company that will extend over two grand's worth of credit to a knucklehead like Chris must be well prepared to harass him with registered letters and telephone calls at all hours. Knowing Chris, he will use the same bank account for PayPal as his tugboat and the credit company will attach the whole mess. It will be up to Chris to prove which part of it is tugboat and which part is attachable. I would imagine that any expenditures during that month would be flagged as tugboat automatically up to the amount of the government check, and anything above that left over in the account would qualify as attachable. Chris will try to claim that he bought all the toys with the eBay money and he still has that tugboat, but I doubt that will fly.
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His patreon isn't bringing in much income anymore. And has he been selling all that much stuff on ebay recently? (I don't know, I haven't been keeping track.)
 
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Marvin said:
Yes.
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Personally I'd rather have W-Quarters because they're worth ten C-Quarters.

The fact that Chris thinks he can mint his own money is pretty amusing, once dimensions merge though it will no longer matter.
 
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