DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nurse Ratchet]

Anyone clip yesterday where Phil said he watched a gay dude put on makeup on YouTube? Found it odd he would watch it.

Nah.. probably only the first time he has mentioned that he does this shit. He's a textbook closet case if ever I've seen one. For more reasons that I have time to bullet out.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Nah.. probably only the first time he has mentioned that he does this shit. He's a textbook closet case if ever I've seen one. For more reasons that I have time to bullet out.

dsp tries it: coming out of the closet for views

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I disagree. I can't remember where I read it so I can't give attribution but someone sat down and proved demonstrably that Phil makes more money when he blatantly asks for it. Don't ask me how or why that is (spoiler, you know, :autism:, etc., etc.) but it's the case and for as dumb as he may or may not be he knows how to get blood from the stone that is his fanbase. His rambling, go-nowhere presentational style benefits him here - he can stretch a simple message like "money me, money now" out to twenty or thirty minutes and the longer he does the more donations he's liable to receive.

Of course he gets more when he directly begs and asks for it, my point was a lot of people would take less issue with him if he just didn’t make it so blatantly obvious everyday that it’s all about the money

 

[Pargon]

Of course he gets more when he directly begs and asks for it, my point was a lot of people would take less issue with him if he just didn’t make it so blatantly obvious everyday that it’s all about the money

Let me ask you a question in all earnestness and good faith: do you think he cares that anyone, anywhere, takes umbrage with how obvious his greed is? Do you think he'd persist for as long as he has if he was losing sleep over how many people have called him out?

Do you know why he even mentions them, ever? The same reason any SJW tumblrite beggar does: to rally people to his cause and give them a common enemy to hurt. And what's the best way to piss off a bunch of anonymous detractors? To help their target succeed and thrive. Phil doesn't care about anyone else except Phil, and that includes the people who rile him up. They might get his blood pressure to rise a bit but he's not sparing them a single moment's thought.

 

[FailedAttempt]

Anyone clip yesterday where Phil said he watched a gay dude put on makeup on YouTube? Found it odd he would watch it.

He probably watches Khet plaster on makeup all the time. Same thing basically. I’m just saying, the “lady” has some STRONG facial features.

 

[Destro1986]

Nah.. probably only the first time he has mentioned that he does this shit. He's a textbook closet case if ever I've seen one. For more reasons that I have time to bullet out.

As someone new here who has a patchwork knowledge of his deep history; do we even have stories of girlfriends before Panda? From what I can tell he has never even talked about having a real gf before Panda shows up.

being what, 27-28 before you have your first serious girlfriend seems like a very closeted thing to do.

 

[Sparkletor]

As someone new here who has a patchwork knowledge of his deep history; do we even have stories of girlfriends before Panda? From what I can tell he has never even talked about having a real gf before Panda shows up.

being what, 27-28 before you have your first serious girlfriend seems like a very closeted thing to do.

During his school years he was too busy working for that valedictorian status to date. He had no interest in girls. Except for the one that he was obsessed over and got put on a cocktail of medications to remedy.

Since he showed no interest in girls, they obviously all wanted him because he was forbidden fruit. That's why the hot Latina chick was totally for real grinding on his junk at an 8th grade Catholic school dance chaperoned by nuns.

He moved out of his parents' house for maybe a year for college. He claims his dorm was party central and hot girls were always there. He tells one story of having two chicks in his bed and he couldn't wake them up when the smoke alarm went off. Now whether or not they were "in bed" with him or just passed out is debatable since they were unable to be awoken to evacuate the building.

DSP also lived with a few guys he worked with from Wells Fargo. He never mentioned a lady friend at this time so relationship status unknown.

Then he moved back with his folks. Probably no girlfriend at this time since he never mentioned one. He was also kind of active in the fighting game community and none of the video footage of DSP at any tournament or after party shows Phil with a girl.

Then Phil got his Connecticut condo. The place is really tiny. He bought that place like it was going to be his forever home. It is nowhere big enough for a family, so I'm going to assume he was planning on the bachelor's life forever.

I think Panda mentioned that when they started talking online, Phil would not leave her alone. Dude was pretty thirsty for any female companionship.

In summary, I think Panda and Kat were Phil's only girlfriends.

 

[Prince Lotor]

As someone new here who has a patchwork knowledge of his deep history; do we even have stories of girlfriends before Panda? From what I can tell he has never even talked about having a real gf before Panda shows up.

being what, 27-28 before you have your first serious girlfriend seems like a very closeted thing to do.

Basically every story he tells from before Leanna is some variation of 'I was just standing around doing nothing and this hot girl threw herself at me and I was like but nothing ever happened from that, I wasn't interested in girls I was interested in school and work.'
He has never mentioned a girlfriend before Leanna and just references these single instances of girls throwing themselves at him and him being like 'wtf, whoa, ACK, ACK, ACK?' It's not an uncommon opinion that he was a virgin until he got with Leanna. Phil was 29 when he got with 18 year old Leanna.

Spoiler: Some relevant posts

"She ended up with a real scumbag, he was like in his thirties and she was seventeen..."

Seriously, Phil? But a 29-year-old with an 18-year-old is just fine? Age of consent is 16 in Conneticut, so how is that any different to you and Panda?

A few things about this video:

- I notice he uses race and weight as descriptors constantly, even though they have no bearing on the story. Doesn't matter if the girl was chubby or if the guy was black.

- In several of those stories, it sounds to me like those girls weren't into Phil. For example, the girl who "ground on him" at the dance was probably either dancing with him because she wanted to make a guy jealous or wanted to dance with a guy who wouldn't get handsy with her. Let's face it, it could have also been as a dare/joke. The 'chubby Latina' is probably a combination of Phil exaggerating and a girl having a slight interest him. That she talked to her boss suggests to me she might have been saying 'I think this guy likes me and I'm not into him, could you please let him down gently for me', rather than 'Phil and I like each other and is that okay?'.

Phil is the definition of an unreliable narrator, therefore dancing with him becomes 'grinding on him', women being polite means they're flirting with you, the girl at work who might like you is desperately in love with him.

- Also got to love the part where he fell to his knees and shouted "NOOOO" in front of everyone. Sounds familiar...

Exactly, it's also another symptom of his narcissism. I bet he really considers himself a catch and any girl he dates is "lucky". He once told a story about some "hot latina" girl back when he was younger working at the smoothie shop wanted him instead of the fit chad working there. lol. Also his college stories about some girls throwing themselves at him.
Delusional. Phil may have been thinner in his younger days but he has always had that bread dough face and repulsive personality.

Watch this Ma&PaChop plz , this really show offs how he makes stories up, it would be intersting to know your opinion about it.
do you remember the hot asian girl that was in love with phil or the hot latina girl vanessa? from your generation
6:09 he starts lying about prom and high school stuff

You can tell Phil is all about movies from the 80's, 90's and early 2000's in the way he formules his stories and how he sounds when telling them.

Every story Phil tells is from a movie or TV show reference my favorite one is when he interviews for a job at Best Buy and lands the job and before he leaves the interviewer said "Can I ask you a question? How come you didn't come dressed up for this interview?" To which Phil responds: " Because I wanted you to see how capable I am without being dressed up"
It's from a scene from Good Will Hunting.

His weed story where he is shitting and pissing is of course from an old episode from South Park.
His "hot latina" girl story is basically told like any John Huges film or any 80's style comedy.
His hulk smashing bullies at 6 years old.
His devil may care attitude towards any girl who took interest in him and somehow wanted his dick.

Chances are, he was quiet and barely spoke to anyone in school unless he was talking shit about them to a scant few of "friends".

 

[HansGruber]

12/18/18 First Prestream - Final Fantasy IV Stream: Day 8 of The 9 Days of Streaming Begins

Spoiler: Darksydephil Gloats About His Short Term Gains

"Now, lets talk about the nitty gritty. Ladies and Gentlemen, as you guys can see, I'm sure. The channel has a RIDICULOUSLY high number of subs! The highest I actually hit was fifteen eighty-six, yesterday. Uh, we're at fifteeen eighty-three, right now. THAT'S mostly in part to EMERALD_SEVEN. Now, YES, there are the people who have been gifting subs and subbing themselves. But, Emerald_Seven came in and gifted an UNPRECEDENTED number of subs over the last WEEK, I would say. Probably four straight days he's been coming in, and *LIP SMACK!* gifting CRAZY amount of subs. First, he gifted, something like, FIVE HUNDRED Tier 1 subs! And over the last couple of days, he's gifted, like, THREE HUNDRED Tier 3 subs! Right? REALLY AMAZING! Obviously, this is a BIG step towards HELPING ME next year with my Tax Situation! Uhm, so, that's pretty awesome! And I'm very excited for, you know, HOPEFULLY, the fact that I can get through next year! We'll see! It's a good start! It's definitely, I'd say, I'm just estimating, because I actually DON'T KNOW how much I get from those Tier 3 subs. But I'm estimating at this point, I'm JUST UNDER halfway, to what I'm probably going to need for my Tax Situation. THAT'S A GOOD THING, man! That's a great thing, right? Uhm, so, PRETTY SWEET! And I want to say, OBVIOUSLY, thank you to Emerald_Seven for all of the support, and the help! Uhm. I, CERTAINLY, don't expect anything more. That's the thing, people are, 'Phil! When is Emerald_Seven coming back?' I don't know! LISTEN. This is just something that he's been doing, or SHE'S been doing, I don't know. Uhm, out of the kindness of their own heart, to help ME OUT, and, OBVIOUSLY, to help YOU GUYS OUT! Because, you guys have all been getting gifted subs recently. Uhm, I have no control over it! I don't know how it works! And *THROAT CLEAR* we'll see! You know? So, er, IF it happens again? AMAZING! If not? Well, at least it REALLY SIGNIFICANTLY helped me out at this point! And, I am happy about that! So, *LIP SMACK!* thank you very much to Emerald_Seven. You know, OBVIOUSLY, anyone else, who's been CONTRIBUTING, or who is planning on possibly CONTRIBUTING, uhm, in the next, you know, couple of weeks, because it's CHRISTMAS TIME! You know, Christmas events! Thank you very much for that in advance! Uhm, like I said, we've made major headway here! And we'll see what happens, you know, heading into 2019, uhm, with how my streams do and everything, that maybe I can actually get through this now! Because, we've got, PRETTY SIGNIFICANT HEAD START, at this point. Like I said, probably just under half! Of what I'm looking to raise, in order to get through this situation. And, and, THAT'S GREAT! Because, it happened within FOUR DAYS! PRETTY AWESOME, right?"
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Can I comment to say how much I appreciate these posts you make?

 

[Sphadilcastro]

As someone new here who has a patchwork knowledge of his deep history; do we even have stories of girlfriends before Panda? From what I can tell he has never even talked about having a real gf before Panda shows up.

being what, 27-28 before you have your first serious girlfriend seems like a very closeted thing to do.

I dont think he's gay but I do think he was a virgin before Leanna. Someone should give him fifty cent and ask him to tell us how he lost his virginity.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Basically every story he tells from before Leanna is some variation of 'I was just standing around doing nothing and this hot girl threw herself at me and I was like but nothing ever happened from that, I wasn't interested in girls I was interested in school and work.'
He has never mentioned a girlfriend before Leanna and just references these single instances of girls throwing themselves at him and him being like 'wtf, whoa, ACK, ACK, ACK?' It's not an uncommon opinion that he was a virgin until he got with Leanna. Phil was 29 when he got with 18 year old Leanna.

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Leanna a confessed nymphomaniac or something, despite her age? I swear I've seen her tweet before about something like that.

 

[BatChatillon]

Phil would never tell an honest story about his life with girls. Remember according to him he is a Valedictorian, Oxford-or-Harvard material, USMC material and a womanizer between salad-tossing, among other things that make him look like one in a million (when in fact he is exceptional in a different meaning). No way Phil would come up with a story that's true, yet even believable about his sex life. At best he comes up with re-telling the plot of a porn he watched.

 

[James Smith]

I think he's self diagnosed himself with shit.

This is Phil "my parents may be getting ill" Burnell. Darksyde "mentally ill kids" Phil. He clearly self diagnoses other people, why not himself?

During his school years he was too busy working for that valedictorian status to date. He had no interest in girls. Except for the one that he was obsessed over and got put on a cocktail of medications to remedy.

Since he showed no interest in girls, they obviously all wanted him because he was forbidden fruit. That's why the hot Latina chick was totally for real grinding on his junk at an 8th grade Catholic school dance chaperoned by nuns.

He moved out of his parents' house for maybe a year for college. He claims his dorm was party central and hot girls were always there. He tells one story of having two chicks in his bed and he couldn't wake them up when the smoke alarm went off. Now whether or not they were "in bed" with him or just passed out is debatable since they were unable to be awoken to evacuate the building.

DSP also lived with a few guys he worked with from Wells Fargo. He never mentioned a lady friend at this time so relationship status unknown.

Then he moved back with his folks. Probably no girlfriend at this time since he never mentioned one. He was also kind of active in the fighting game community and none of the video footage of DSP at any tournament or after party shows Phil with a girl.

Then Phil got his Connecticut condo. The place is really tiny. He bought that place like it was going to be his forever home. It is nowhere big enough for a family, so I'm going to assume he was planning on the bachelor's life forever.

I think Panda mentioned that when they started talking online, Phil would not leave her alone. Dude was pretty thirsty for any female companionship.

In summary, I think Panda and Kat were Phil's only girlfriends.

He had one video with a girl in it during the camcorder LP days. I think it was just one video and I don't think her relationship to him was discussed.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Leanna a confessed nymphomaniac or something, despite her age? I swear I've seen her tweet before about something like that.

I didn't really start cow watching DSP until the Leanna break-up arc so I never really paid that much attention to her lore. It seems like that stems from forum posts she made when she was 16 or something. I'm inclined to chalk that up to her trying to seem desirable/fuckable/available/competitive in an online environment as an :autism: teen-ager rather than having a legitimate sex addiction/nymphomania diagnosis as a 16 year old. The consensus seems to be no, but some people seem somewhat enamoured with the idea of Phil being with a 'nympho' he refuses to fuck as hilarious and latched onto it.

Spoiler: Leanna nympho speculation

nope in Tevin's Let's endure Panda lee there is a vlog in seattle where Leanna says she's not getting D/enough D.

BTW, Leanna is a confirmed Nympho via her forum posts and DSP chooses to Ebeg instead of fuck his full time(now ex) gf.

I have a hard time believing that Leanna is actually a nympho. I wouldn't be surprised if she just said that during one of her many lengthy dryspells with Phil. If she really was, they wouldn't have lasted nearly as long as they did, or we would have had an amazing "Leanna is cucking Phil" saga. While I think Phil would be completely oblivious to Leanna cheating on him, I also think he did his best to keep Leanna on a tight leash, since he needed her around to cook his meals. I also think she would have thrown that in Phil's face after leaving him, and then Phil would complain about bugged girlfriend mechanics and spin it so that he left her after she cheated.

Perhaps Leanna had the type of upbringing where nice girls don't have healthy sex drives and so she thinks that only nymphos want sex. Regardless, the thought of that hairy gouty grease-ball's pasty ass bobbing up and down while he snorts and makes her call him "her king" and tell him "you're the best at games daddy" disturbs me a great deal.

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Agreed on the Leanna/Nympho observation. I really doubt she was an actual nymphomaniac, otherwise given the lifestyle in Phil's house (i.e. stay indoors every fucking day of the year) I can't see how on Earth she would take an office job and expose herself to the outside world.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure without checking that she wrote the nympho shit when she was like 12 (I actually checked and it was at about age 16, so who gives a fuck)

TBH I just don't see Leanna as fitting the pathology of a sex addict, more that of a young bored housewife who's boorish aging husbando just wanted din-din and gin-gin with a side of wrasslin.
https://www.recoveryranch.com/artic...not-pleasure-but-pain-shame-and-hopelessness/
https://psychcentral.com/lib/an-overview-of-sex-addiction/
https://luxury.rehabs.com/sex-addiction/

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Let me ask you a question in all earnestness and good faith: do you think he cares that anyone, anywhere, takes umbrage with how obvious his greed is? Do you think he'd persist for as long as he has if he was losing sleep over how many people have called him out?

Do you know why he even mentions them, ever? The same reason any SJW tumblrite beggar does: to rally people to his cause and give them a common enemy to hurt. And what's the best way to piss off a bunch of anonymous detractors? To help their target succeed and thrive. Phil doesn't care about anyone else except Phil, and that includes the people who rile him up. They might get his blood pressure to rise a bit but he's not sparing them a single moment's thought.

Anything that paints him as less than a modern-day gay assbaby of Job & Jesus Christ, with benevolent white light shooting forth from his stinkless ass, yes. Yes it bothers him. It bothers the living fucking shit out of him. Into a rabid foaming abject frenzy.

Fucker cannot stand anything short of hero worship.

And the only thing that makes him worth a single shit to humanity is how we get to laugh our balls off at his perpetual, impotent, roidraging pisstantrum in response to the fact that he is the latrine of the world wide web. (Even more universally reviled than Chris Chan.)

So yes, everything bothers him, & that's the only reason anyone with an IQ above room temperature is able to tolerate watching him at all.

 

[Dragoonism]

During his school years he was too busy working for that valedictorian status to date. He had no interest in girls. Except for the one that he was obsessed over and got put on a cocktail of medications to remedy.

Since he showed no interest in girls, they obviously all wanted him because he was forbidden fruit. That's why the hot Latina chick was totally for real grinding on his junk at an 8th grade Catholic school dance chaperoned by nuns.

He moved out of his parents' house for maybe a year for college. He claims his dorm was party central and hot girls were always there. He tells one story of having two chicks in his bed and he couldn't wake them up when the smoke alarm went off. Now whether or not they were "in bed" with him or just passed out is debatable since they were unable to be awoken to evacuate the building.

DSP also lived with a few guys he worked with from Wells Fargo. He never mentioned a lady friend at this time so relationship status unknown.

Then he moved back with his folks. Probably no girlfriend at this time since he never mentioned one. He was also kind of active in the fighting game community and none of the video footage of DSP at any tournament or after party shows Phil with a girl.

Then Phil got his Connecticut condo. The place is really tiny. He bought that place like it was going to be his forever home. It is nowhere big enough for a family, so I'm going to assume he was planning on the bachelor's life forever.

I think Panda mentioned that when they started talking online, Phil would not leave her alone. Dude was pretty thirsty for any female companionship.

In summary, I think Panda and Kat were Phil's only girlfriends.

You forgot the girl that was the sexiest girl in school and who was dating the most popular guy of the football team, who then dumped the guy only to try and seduce Phil, but he never feel for it.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He has horrible social skills. I can believe if Panda and Kat are his only girlfriends.

She probably had a normal sex drive (although normal with my past partners is 2-3 times a day to every 1-2 days so who knows what other kiwis have experienced) but Phil is a dead bedroom. He showed very little interest in her as a person let alone a lover. So her comments would be based on comparison rather than a diagnosis.

Is he gay? probably not. But bi-curious? i could see that. He makes a lot of suspect comments and a lot of autists tend to be in the middle, which leads to the next point...

I'd wager he is a highly functioning autist (are you a functional retard I have to ask) with his gaming (repeated sonic playthroughs lol), narrow interests repeated ad nauseum (80s movies and wrastling), poor social skills, lack of awareness, rocking back and forth and disinterest in people (autists see people often as tools to be used rather than people).

I say this not as a doctor to give a diagnosis, but with a lot of tard wrangling experience (why i put my hand up for janitor, given this board). So I see this kind of stuff a lot.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Let me ask you a question in all earnestness and good faith: do you think he cares that anyone, anywhere, takes umbrage with how obvious his greed is? Do you think he'd persist for as long as he has if he was losing sleep over how many people have called him out?

I don't think at this point he see is as greed. For him its money that his "fans" owe him for all the years of kwalty kantent and they better pay up for the honor of receiving more.

I always wondered why he doesn't do the LTG thing and just strike on stream till a certain amount has been payed. But then I remember he is to much of a pussy to do that and fears that his viewers would call his bluff.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Y'all are forgetting about the woman who painted some art for Phil with her boobs and mailed it to him, GamerNicole and Phil's floor in college that was known to all the ladies as The Hot Zone! Where drunk girls would frequently show up to party and pass out after grinding against all the guys. You could do whatever you wanted back in the day! He relayed the info a while back that he was from an era where "women were women, men were men and sex was sex.. consensual or not". This man is an absolute stud.

For the record I highly doubt he was getting anything from anywhere or anyone up until Leanna came along. He honestly looked at peak arousal in a hotel vlahg video with Rambo when John joked that the fans were all gonna be leaving them comments about how they were gonna fuck after shutting the camera off. Also wasn't there some talk that he overpaid for the CT khando because he was into the woman selling it or some girl in the building and thought that being ripped off would get him into her pants? Suffice to say if there was any truth to this at all he never got anywhere with her otherwise he would made every effort to insert her into his khantent.

Thinking of the titty artist also reminds me of his PO Box in CT.. and the time someone shat in a box and mailed it to him. Actually this may have happened more than once.

 

[tits-Burnell]

It's quite ironic that Panda (someone with fairly obvious daddy issues) ended up with Dave. I can only imagine the harsh realization that the man several years her senior has even less (most likely zero) sexual experience than her 17 year old self.