Money 10/23 - Chris sued for debt a third time - Verdict: Chris owes $2,777.90 to Midland Funding

[Marvin]

Personally I'd rather have W-Quarters because they're worth ten C-Quarters.

The fact that Chris thinks he can mint his own money is pretty amusing, once dimensions merge though it will no longer matter.

Y'know, it'd be funny if right around the merge, someone makes and sends Chris some C and W quarters. Like just restamp some chuck e cheese tokens. Watch Chris try to spend them at mcdonalds and get charged for dine and dash.

"Myehh, but da merge happened! dats legal tender now "

I like that even in Chris perfect dimensional merge world.. He's still going to start out in debt.

Oh, I think he thinks that he'll immediately have a bajillion dollars and he'll write checks off to all his creditors, drawn from the City of Cwcville's.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That or he just thinks there are people out there dumb enough to believe he can mint money, or at least pretend to. Which is actually true.

I'm not sure if that's funny, sad, or both. But I don't tell people how to spend their C and W quarters.

Y'know, it'd be funny if right around the merge, someone makes and sends Chris some C and W quarters. Like just restamp some chuck e cheese tokens. Watch Chris try to spend them at mcdonalds and get charged for dine and dash.

"Myehh, but da merge happened! dats legal tender now "

Oh, I think he thinks that he'll immediately have a bajillion dollars and he'll write checks off to all his creditors, drawn from the City of Cwcville's.

I still have some of those old Chuck E. Cheese tokens, do they still make those? Also I'm picturing it in my head and holy shit the idea of Chris trying to spend CWCVille "money" in a real world store just gets me laughing uncontrollably

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes.

Woo... I guess anyone who falls for it deserves it. Its sort of sad that I'm assuming someone has fallen for it.

It's also kind of funny.

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh, I think he thinks that he'll immediately have a bajillion dollars and he'll write checks off to all his creditors, drawn from the City of Cwcville's.

If Chris was a magical billionaire goddess I still wouldn't trust him to pay me back.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yeah that's the thing, the outcome of this isn't up to whims of some softy judge or church pastor or any other person that let Chris play the "me so poor and autistic" card. This is a collection agency. Their entire business is wringing money out of dumb poor people. Their clientele is %100 dumb poor people. And of that %100, I'm going to assume a sizable percentage is people on some government fixed income, because that's exactly the type of person that gets in over their head, and they will find a way to get their money in the end.

They often don't get what they're owed, though. Collection agencies often buy debt for pennies on the dollar and bet on getting money from someone to make up for all the irresponsible dimwits that are basically judgement proof. Pretty much everything Chris owns is already financed or junk. With that 'house tour' video we saw all the unopened mail piled up. I think the end result is that it's just going to make it impossible to ever climb (or be dragged) out of the financial hole, but I don't see how that would happen anyway absent some sort of severe intervention.

OMG. This is a dangerously plausible outcome. Many turn to sov cit magical thinking in such dire straits. Chris already believes he is a CPU goddess of Commodore and Comma, mayor of CWCville, part sonichu, etc..

Sov cit gurus already tell people that banks can't own real property, and assist them on how to simulate legal process (a crime) in imaginary "Federal Postal Courts." All it would take is another ideas guy.

I can only imagine Chris incorporating the "quantum grammar" "system" of David Wynn Miller into his spergs. His complaint would probably sound like "FOR THE FRAUDLENT MIDLAND LIEN; AMONG WHICH..."

Magichan could preside as the Federal Postal CWCville District Court judge.

Honestly, it is probably only a matter of time until he starts spelling his name .CHRISTINE-WESTON: CHANDLER..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller

Edit: Sorry for all the edits. On my phone.

I wish, but I doubt it. 'Studying' the legal sperging behind this shit is too much like work.

 

[Mason Verger]

They often don't get what they're owed, though. Collection agencies often buy debt for pennies on the dollar and bet on getting money from someone to make up for all the irresponsible dimwits that are basically judgement proof. Pretty much everything Chris owns is already financed or junk. With that 'house tour' video we saw all the unopened mail piled up. I think the end result is that it's just going to make it impossible to ever climb (or be dragged) out of the financial hole, but I don't see how that would happen anyway absent some sort of severe intervention.



I wish, but I doubt it. 'Studying' the legal sperging behind this shit is too much like work.

Agreed, obviously they can't repo pony toys and already outdated game consoles, but his future extra earning potential is crippled. Come one way or another, Chris is going to have to learn to solely live of his meager $1,350 a month tugboat. Any other monies is fair game to his creditors, and it rightly should be at this point. This past one or two years of instant gratification is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Agreed, obviously they can't repo pony toys and already outdated game consoles, but his future extra earning potential is crippled. Come one way or another, Chris is going to have to learn to solely live of his meager $1,350 a month tugboat. Any other monies is fair game to his creditors, and it rightly should be at this point. This past one or two years of instant gratification is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

Unless he's particularly active on ebay I don't know if he'll even notice. Besides i don't know if it's that high, seems a little bit up there. His credit is fucked beyond all belief though, no doubt.

I guess he can't daisy chain credit cards anymore, sounds like something an idiot would try to do in the first place.

 

[Nobunaga]

Agreed, obviously they can't repo pony toys and already outdated game consoles, but his future extra earning potential is crippled. Come one way or another, Chris is going to have to learn to solely live of his meager $1,350 a month tugboat. Any other monies is fair game to his creditors, and it rightly should be at this point. This past one or two years of instant gratification is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

Chris would rather commit financial sepukku than stop wasting money on useless shit because he wants it NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[Mason Verger]

Unless he's particularly active on ebay I don't know if he'll even notice. Besides i don't know if it's that high, seems a little bit up there. His credit is fucked beyond all belief though, no doubt.

I guess he can't daisy chain credit cards anymore, sounds like something an idiot would try to do in the first place.

He's weird with eBay since he does it in spurts then stops. There's some months this past summer where he actually made a lot of money off eBay, it was actually bringing in some decent income, so you'd thing he'd fire that up again. I honestly think he's really just too lazy to mail stuff out.

 

[Marvin]

I guess he can't daisy chain credit cards anymore, sounds like something an idiot would try to do in the first place.

The fucked up thing is, he totally could've continued doing his stupid shtick with the credit cards. You have to realize, he wasn't paying off his credit cards with more credit cards. What he did was he just maintained the same set of credit cards and kept them perpetually maxed out. And then once in awhile he'd pay off enough debt (say from maxed out to only $4500/$5000), and then blow that debt he freed up. And then he'd repeat it.

The reason he's imploding now is because he's going insane. He doesn't care about the real world anymore. Even his simple autistic pleasures of blowing money on stupid plastic crap isn't cutting it for him.

He's going to go to cwcville and all his stupid plastic crap will come alive.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The reason he's imploding now is because he's going insane. He doesn't care about the real world anymore. Even his simple autistic pleasures of blowing money on stupid plastic crap isn't cutting it for him.

He's going to go to cwcville and all his stupid plastic crap will come alive.

Despite plenty of people telling him how stupid this shit is, I'm eagerly awaiting how he manages to avoid blaming himself for any of this.

 

[GV 998]

He's weird with eBay since he does it in spurts then stops. There's some months this past summer where he actually made a lot of money off eBay, it was actually bringing in some decent income, so you'd thing he'd fire that up again. I honestly think he's really just too lazy to mail stuff out.

Laziness is the epitome of Chris. Imagine how much money you could make if you sold crappy child drawings with your signature , for even only say $10. Even if you only managed to sell to “troll” fans, the money is still real. Chris is too lazy to even do that. If I had that kind of notoriety I would be doodling all day

( well, laziness and Chris has an extremely overinflated ego. He thinks a signed drawing by him is probably worth $100 minimum)

 

[Duke Nukem]

The fucked up thing is, he totally could've continued doing his stupid shtick with the credit cards. You have to realize, he wasn't paying off his credit cards with more credit cards. What he did was he just maintained the same set of credit cards and kept them perpetually maxed out. And then once in awhile he'd pay off enough debt (say from maxed out to only $4500/$5000), and then blow that debt he freed up. And then he'd repeat it.

The reason he's imploding now is because he's going insane. He doesn't care about the real world anymore. Even his simple autistic pleasures of blowing money on stupid plastic crap isn't cutting it for him.

He's going to go to cwcville and all his stupid plastic crap will come alive.

Hooray for cartoon Sonichus, does that also mean my waifu will become real too? Jokes aside, I just don't understand how any creditor could even consider giving Chris a $5000+ credit card and expect him to pay anything. Let alone a plurality of them.

Despite plenty of people telling him how stupid this shit is, I'm eagerly awaiting how he manages to avoid blaming himself for any of this.

They're not, some are even playing along with the dimensional merge and shitposting in replies to his tweets. Chris is obviously nuts, I just think it is not a good idea to encourage such a thing.

 

[DCM90]

And again Chris got away with it and there's nothing those loser debt companies can do unless they want to face KF gang.

 

[Duke Nukem]

And again Chris got away with it and there's nothing those loser debt companies can do unless they want to face KF gang.

Yeah it seems a little unlikely that they'll be able to collect much more than some burned Lego sets and MLP plushies with questionable care applied to them.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's going to be genuinely interesting to see how Chris reacts when the merge doesn't happen. Like, will he flat out admit that it didn't happen, or will he try to weasel out of it by saying he/Magi-chan/Emanuelle decided to delay the merge because we weren't prepared or something.

To be honest, it could go either way, and to me it doesn't seem likely that he'll just magically snap out of it, the programming has pushed him into the deep end.

Another thought, it's funny how you can't directly disprove something that empirically doesn't exist, like Cwcville, to him. I mean it's a logical deduction, if you created it in your head then it's not physically real, yet Chris has decided that magic is real unless you can specifically prove otherwise to him. Or send him secret messages from Magi-chan.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

It's a sad sight to see the cops evict someone, all their shit piled up on the curb. If he was at all together in the head, he'd be asset stripping the house and using that to buy a motorhome or a towable RV and getting rid of anything that couldn't fit in it. But my guess is he'll probably just sit there on the curb and the cops will come by again to throw him in jail.

And Chris will have no one but himself to blame for that.

 

[plastic holic]

So Chris owes nearly $3,000, and is expected to actually pay? Time to get a job e-beg so he can pay it off buy a fuckload of Lego sets and MLP toys.

Oof. I felt that from all the way over here, he’s so fucked.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The fucked up thing is, he totally could've continued doing his stupid shtick with the credit cards. You have to realize, he wasn't paying off his credit cards with more credit cards. What he did was he just maintained the same set of credit cards and kept them perpetually maxed out. And then once in awhile he'd pay off enough debt (say from maxed out to only $4500/$5000), and then blow that debt he freed up. And then he'd repeat it.

The reason he's imploding now is because he's going insane. He doesn't care about the real world anymore. Even his simple autistic pleasures of blowing money on stupid plastic crap isn't cutting it for him.

He's going to go to cwcville and all his stupid plastic crap will come alive.

If the plastic crap is going to come alive, does that mean the hoard will too?

Spooky stuff.

 

[Marvin]

Hooray for cartoon Sonichus, does that also mean my waifu will become real too? Jokes aside, I just don't understand how any creditor could even consider giving Chris a $5000+ credit card and expect him to pay anything. Let alone a plurality of them.

Chris is one of those tards who falls for store credit cards. He hasn't gotten a new credit card in a year or two, at least though. I think one of his cards gave him like a $500 increase on his max, but in general, new credit seems to be coming through in a trickle in the past few years.

He can't get a new car, for example. And the loan he got for his last car (which is still being paid off, I might add) was completely retarded. At minimum payments he'd end up paying off that car for 3x its value.

And again Chris got away with it and there's nothing those loser debt companies can do unless they want to face KF gang.

Yeah it seems a little unlikely that they'll be able to collect much more than some burned Lego sets and MLP plushies with questionable care applied to them.

Honestly, they probably got way more than the principle by this point, just through all the minimums Chris has paid.

It's going to be genuinely interesting to see how Chris reacts when the merge doesn't happen. Like, will he flat out admit that it didn't happen, or will he try to weasel out of it by saying he/Magi-chan/Emanuelle decided to delay the merge because we weren't prepared or something.

To be honest, it could go either way, and to me it doesn't seem likely that he'll just magically snap out of it, the programming has pushed him into the deep end.

If it was just Chris alone, I think he'd still believe in it. But he'd be too busy panicking about his temporary current life being fucked up. It just needs to last for a bit longer, he'll think.

But another wrench in this situation is whatever any possible new idea guys are telling him.