DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Asperchewy]

Phil also slipped up and stated that he went to the mall (yesterday?). Super sick u guize, super broke too.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This is when we find out Phil considered himself the Jack Black of Let's Plays for the last decade.

Jack basically is the older, funnier and more talented version of DSP. Even the beard is better.

Jack 2018

DSP 2018

"Jack Black has been irrelevant for a decade."

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm impressed how he hasn't won yet except when the game just hands it to him. Like sooooo many "rahndumb soopers" thrown by Phil, that the AI just doesn't punish. Or the AI trips up and can't get out of a pattern.

EDIT: "They brought a lot of Street Fighter 1 characters into the series."

 

[flatsoda]

Phil also slipped up and stated that he went to the mall (yesterday?). Super sick u guize, super broke too.

It was such a weird coincidence, that the only day this week where his devastating cold symptoms went away, just so happened to be, the day that he scheduled himself to spend out and about with Kat.
The rest of the week he was bedridden, as his body was being DESTROYED by his cold.
How odd that things just happened to work out that way.

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

"Jack Black has been irrelevant for a decade."

And so have you.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Did Phil really not get Kat anything for christmas?


Also, if Phil was sick he'd be tweeting from his fuckinf couch all day. We all know he can't shut up. Going quiet means he was trying to hide something.

Jack Black wise, Phil doesn't understand YouTube or that there's different demographics or styles of content. Everyone who's ever posted anything is his direct competition for some reason.


Finally, I was thinking and I bet Phil's old health insurance was an HSA because he's an idiot and chose it to spend less money even though he has clear health issues. Essentially, its a non-taxed (ding) savings account (ding) but you can only use the money for health issues. Its great if you're young and healthy or stupid (ding). They don't cover much so I could see Phil eating a bunch of bills.

His parents probably sat him down and explained why you get real insurance. This has translated into Phil refusing to use his insurance the same way he never got oil changes.

 

[OneDaySon]

I thought the new Jumanjii was kinda neat... especially with all the references to gaming, you'd think Phil would love it.

Double especially since movies are his autistic obsessive thing and his blu ray collection literally takes up an entire wall and he watches 2 - 3 a night. You'd think he'd have caught up with Jumanji.

 

[TheGoutinator]

Apparently Jack Black hasn't been relevant in a decade.

And nobody cared about Jumanji. Not the remake, or the original.

Nobody cared about the new Jumanji. It only made nearly a billion dollars at the box office.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I just want to reassure everyone that Phil is totally not dissing Jack Black because he's afraid of him pulling some of his audience away or limiting his future audience. It's not like Jack Black streaming games in any way showcases how unimportant Phil's 10-year-legacy is when some celebrity can just roll up, not even play games just say he's going to, and make more of an impact than him.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Double especially since movies are his autistic obsessive thing and his blu ray collection literally takes up an entire wall and he watches 2 - 3 a night. You'd think he'd have caught up with Jumanji.

He just binges on nostalgic movies from his childhood.. that's what most of his collection is made up of. Much like he has no interest in music at all I don't think he has any real interest in most modern movies either. "Kat was forced to watch Marvel movies by her ex" is a sneaky way for him to avoid the discussion that no doubt comes up in chat a lot about which modern comic book movies he's into. He doesn't watch any because he recognizes the trauma inflicted upon her when she had to sit through Guardians of the Galaxy, dood.

He's just twisted, bitter and passionless. The only thing he enjoys is being given money. And even the pleasure he gets from that is gone within seconds.

 

[gin_nose]

He just cant help himself, he has to get into twitter arguments. guilty people usually have this problem ....

http://archive.li/EFhv2

PS. I just realized thius thread is about to hit 4000 pages lol

 

[Agentsmith]

Nobody cared about the new Jumanji. It only made nearly a billion dollars at the box office.

Now if only $1 from every person who saw jumanji was given to D$P, HE'D never have to mention money and donations again!!!

 

[actually]

Looks like begging is back on the menu, boys!

 

[OneDaySon]

He just binges on nostalgic movies from his childhood.. that's what most of his collection is made up of. Much like he has no interest in music at all I don't think he has any real interest in most modern movies either. "Kat was forced to watch Marvel movies by her ex" is a sneaky way for him to avoid the discussion that no doubt comes up in chat a lot about which modern comic book movies he's into. He doesn't watch any because he recognizes the trauma inflicted upon her when she had to sit through Guardians of the Galaxy, dood.

He's just twisted, bitter and passionless. The only thing he enjoys is being given money. And even the pleasure he gets from that is gone within seconds.

I'm glad. His comic book movie opinions are terrible. Probably some of the worst opinions of his and if nobody believes me watch some of his comic book movie reviews on the king of hate vlogs. He used to mention them during the king of hate podcast as well. Basically if it's not 100% comics accurate, he hates it. Like right down to the outfits. He hates most of the MCU outfits because they're not cheesy spandex. Here's a really good one. He doesn't like The Dark Knight, he doesn't think it's the best Batman movie. Fair enough. But why? Joker doesn't look like comic book Joker. I still remember him saying it, he did his hand flailing and his Stevie wonder head bobbing and his mocking voice. "OHHH it has to be our OWN interpretation. Yes! Because we're MUCH smarter."

 

[clownpiss]

I said it in the other thread but just to reiterate here. There's a decent chance that real intelligent human adult Phil Burnell went to a doctor not in his insurance network. That would result in him paying the bulk of the costs of everything and could get up to around $2k easily with lab testing and whatnot. That would also explain the multiple bills, as there would be bills from the doctor visit, the lab that did the testing, and so on.

This is probably what he did but hes too stubborn and angry and idiotic to swallow his pride and acknowledge he actually has to do some research like a "mature adult" in phillys words. So everything after that is him doubling down on his mistake and not believing anything other than every single doctors visit is hundreds of dollars.

even with the cheapest healthcare plan you get some free visits then maybe 25-50$ after that

 

[JamFlowMan]

He just binges on nostalgic movies from his childhood.. that's what most of his collection is made up of. Much like he has no interest in music at all I don't think he has any real interest in most modern movies either. "Kat was forced to watch Marvel movies by her ex" is a sneaky way for him to avoid the discussion that no doubt comes up in chat a lot about which modern comic book movies he's into. He doesn't watch any because he recognizes the trauma inflicted upon her when she had to sit through Guardians of the Galaxy, dood.

He's just twisted, bitter and passionless. The only thing he enjoys is being given money. And even the pleasure he gets from that is gone within seconds.

Now i'm just imagining a theater watching Guardians of the Galaxy having a blast while Kat look like she is sitting through a Phil stream. If Phil could make money having Kat watch a Marvel movie she would be sitting through every single one.

 

[ScottSteiner]

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Looks like begging is back on the menu, boys!

Christ that is shameless, even for him. Weird that this life threatening illness just happened to hit around Christmas, after he got an unexpected windfall of money.

 

[flatsoda]

12/29/18 Prestream - Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Blackout Run and Camp Stream: Ain't No Party Like A #DSPityParty, 'Cuz A #DSPityParty NEVER . ENDS.

Spoiler: The Cold That Destroyed Darksydephil

" ALL RIGHT! Good evening, everybody. Good evening and welcome. How is everyone? Hopefully, you're doing better than me! *SMUG CHUCKLE* Just being honest here! *THROAT CLEAR* You'd be hard pressed to not be doing better than me. *LIP SMACK!* This week has been absolutely awful for me, everyone! And, you know, UPFRONT, obviously, the first thing I'm going to say here, tonight on stream, is: I apologize for a week that was completely thrown into SHAMBLES, and smithereens, and ruin, basically. Due to this illness that I had. Uhm. It's a COLD. It's a REALLY BAD COLD. *PIG SNORT* Okay? Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* Yeah! You're going to hear me clearing my throat all night, tonight. You're probably going to hear me SNEEZING, BLOWING MY NOSE, SNORTING. You're going to hear it all! And I apologize. The only way that I can stream right now, *THROAT CLEAR* because this cold will not leave me! Started off on Monday, with an INCREDIBLY SWOLLEN and sore throat! After the whole weekend, where I had been doing things, like that whole Holiday Wrestling Sims. And the Holiday Marathon. Okay? Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* Tuesday was just as bad for Christmas Day. So, I tried to come back on Wednesday, and did this one stream. And everyone told me, I sounded so awful on Wednesday, that I should just rest up and not do anymore streaming! Well, Thursday, I wake up, and I have some of the WORST HEAD CONGESTION I've ever had in my life! So bad, that I have excruciatingly STRONG HEADACHE. And, I can't even, like, STAND UP! I'm kidding! I'm not EVEN kidding! Two or three times during the day, I almost PASSED OUT, because the pressure in my head was so GODDAMN BAD. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* So then, yesterday, was already going to be my DAY OFF, Friday. Uhm. To do ERRANDS and stuff with Kat! It was Kat's day off from work, for us to do stuff. And I woke up in the morning, and I felt pretty sick. And I said, 'Listen! I'm going to try to TOUGH IT OUT with you, today! And we'll see how things go.' And, LUCKILY, we did! Like, we went out! And, actually, over the course of the day, I ended up feeling BETTER! My head congestion cleared up! *LEG SLAP* And, my, my, my headache went away! Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* And, I was still CONGESTED! Don't get me wrong! I was still blowing my nose and everything! But, it was much better! We, uh, we actually went out, and for the FIRST TIME ALL WEEK, I had, like, A NORMAL MEAL! Where I wasn't, like, feeling sick as hell, and I was able to eat and feel good! And, so we actually had, uh, uh, a DECENT NIGHT OUT! Doing ERRANDS and the like, and getting stuff done. *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* And I was like, 'Oh, man! This should be great! I'll be able to come back tomorrow! Uh. You know? FULL FORCE!' Thinking, today I'll be back! Right? Oh, yeah! As soon as I try to go to sleep, now we go to the next symptom of the cold! First, it was the INSANELY SWOLLEN sore throat! Then, it was the CRAZY nose and head congestion! That goes away! So, now we gotta get, you know! The, the, the, the, UH! The freaking WATERFALL OF PHLEGM down my throat! AT, you know, trying to sleep at one, two, in the morning! Can't get in, into a position where I can STOP CHOKING TO DEATH! And I CHOKED, straight from about, I'd say, one-thirty A.M. to about five A.M., before I actually passed out from exhaustion! And got about an hour of sleep! Then woke up in the middle of the night, choking again! It was just like, WHAT THE FUCK?! What it is guys, is normally, I don't really get sick! I get things that happen to me, because I AM A STREAMER who TALKS ALL DAY. So, yeah, my throat will hurt! And, 'Oh, no! I have a HOARSE voice, or whatever!' For a week or two. And,*THROAT CLEAR* you know, I gotta be easy on my voice, and I gotta have a lozenge here and there. That's a lot different, when I actually get sick, And when I actually get sick, I GET SICK! Like, I get REALLY SICK! And that's the thing, this week, this COLD really DESTROYED my body. And, to the point, where I just felt like, so completely devastated. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* SO! The good news is that, this is the FINAL SYMPTOM! There are NO OTHER SYMPTOMS to a cold! There's nothing else that can possible happen! Unless, my ears start falling off! Or, I guess, my eyeball explodes and pops out of my face or something. I think we're pretty much done with the symptoms. So, I think, moving forward, I should be able to stream like I'm supposed to. Even though, I'm not going to sound great. Uhm. I should, I hope, be able to stream for you guys. Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* So! The FINAL SYMPTOM here, of choking, which sucks. Because, I've got this- I already have POST-NASAL DRIP! For those who don't know, I've had this my whole life. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* It's when you have EXCESSIVE MUCUS, that pours down the back of your sinuses, into your throat. And it makes you choke, or it makes you sn- you know, basically, have to blow your nose or sn- FOR ME, because, 'Why does Phil snort?' THAT'S WHY! If I don't, it actually makes me cough! Or, or SNEEZE! Or, I can't talk! I HAVE TO DO IT. I have to clear my sinuses! Because I have POST-NASAL DRIP. I've had it my whole life! And, by the way, if you've watched ANY of my stuff, for the past, OVER TEN YEARS, it's always been like that! Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* It's always been like that. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* But, it's just that, for some reason, people, when I started livestreaming, I guess, because it wasn't me stopping a video and starting the video again. You started hearing it more. Because, you know, I got a better microphone and all that. Before, it was just me using a camera! So, even though, I would still do it, I would clear my throat or I would snort, or whatever. You really wouldn't hear it that bad! Now, you're hearing it, like, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, in High Definition Audio. And it's like *MOCKING VOICE*, 'UGH! It sounds like shit!' Yeah, I KNOW! And, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* So, this sucks! I apologize, everybody! I do."

Spoiler: A Misinformed Shut-In Explains Healthcare

"Uhm. Now, SOME PEOPLE, being ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS this week. Of course, immediately, *MOCKING VOICE* 'You should be going to a doctor! You should go right to the doctor!' Yes. Christmas week at the doctor, that's definitely a place that's easy to get to! *CONDESCENDING LAUGH* No problem! I'm going to go right to the doctor! It's jus, jus, just so FOOLISH! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's just this simple, in the United States of America, there are three kinds of healthcare. If you have, no income or not a lot of income, you can get FREE HEALTHCARE that's actually pretty good. That covers everything, and everything is free. Or, if you're RICH, you can get AMAZING HEALTHCARE. Because you can pay for the best health insurance, that covers anything, you get the best DOCTORS and all of that! Okay? OR! *THROAT CLEAR* If you work for a major corporation, *SNORT* you can usually get really good health insurance that's decently priced, and will cover most stuff. I AM IN NONE OF THOSE GROUPS. I am in the fourth outlier group. I AM SELF-EMPLOYED. Self-employed people in the United States ARE FUCKED! All right? We get the WORST health insurance there is, in the entire country! It covers nothing! And it's the most expensive out of all of them! Because they expect US, in the middle class of the United States, TO PAY for the LOWER CLASS! THEY DON'T MAKE THE UPPER CLASS, THE RICH PEOPLE, PAY! They make the Middle Class pay for it! So! I'M THE GUY, WHO PAYS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GET FREE HEALTH INSURANCE. So, I'M PAYING, Three Hundred Plus dollars a month in health insurance! So, if I walk into a doctor right now, SEVENTY DOLLARS! Because I walked into the door! 'Oh! Gee! Medicine?!' At MINIMUM: Thirty dollars! Up to: A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for your medicine! Uh. 'Oh! You need a test?!' NOT COVERED by the insurance! That's HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS! *PIG SNORT* All right? So, it sucks! It's a shitty situation! I've talked about it, MANY MANY TIMES over the years! I'm not going to go into a big diatribe about it, tonight! Basically! For me to go to a doctor, I have to have HUNDREDS, if not a THOUSAND DOLLARS! Ready to pay! At a moment's notice! Because, I'm probably not going to get covered, for whatever I'm going there for. Okay?"

Spoiler: Dr. Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, M.D.

"*LEG SLAP* For A COLD? It would be one thing, if this week, I had the sore throat and it lasted five straight days, and it was the worst sore throat I've ever had. And I'm looking, my throat is inflamed in the mirror. I can see it looks disgusting. And, there's sores and shit on my throat. THEN, I'd probably go to the doctor! But, I knew this was a NORMAL COLD! Because it was progressing through the NORMAL STAGES of a cold! My glands! In my neck, are SWOLLEN! Just like when you have a normal cold! Like, everything you would expect from a normal cold, happened this week! So, I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON!! Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* I knew exactly what was going on. Uhm. And I said, 'There's no reason for me to go to the doctor!' At any point, they're going to say, 'You have a bad cold. REST! Don't work! Get as much sleep as you can. Drink a bunch of fluids. You know? Don't eat a bunch of junk food. And, you know? Try to rest up, and your symptoms will pass.' And, that's exactly what I've been told every single time I go to the doctor for something like this, my entire life. *LIP SMACK!* And that's why I can't just go to the doctor for something like this! Okay? I can't! You know, I apologize, to everyone, that I was, you know? Monday, I was supposed to do a Christmas Eve podcast: didn't happen. Wednesday, I was supposed to do a full day of streaming: didn't happen. I did one stream, I sounded terrible. Thursday, I was supposed to do a full day of streaming: didn't happen. Yesterday was my day off. Today, I was supposed to do an early stream: didn't happen. It sucks. IT'S LIFE! Okay? But, we're moving on! *THROAT CLEAR* I'm going to do my best! *PIG SNORT* Definitely do my best! To. Uh. Push forward! To. Feel better! To stream! Moving forward. But, I gotta be careful. Because if I OVERWORK myself, I'm just going to be right back where I was! If I overwork to the point, where I'M STRESSED and I'm TIRED, this sickness could COME BACK! I don't want that to happen! I'm at the point now, where I've gone through ALL THE GODDAMN SYMPTOMS! So, tonight, that's why I said, 'We're either doing Minecraft, or we're doing Blackout! Let's do something CHILL, tonight!' So there's not a lot of pressure. It's more relaxing. Okay? And it's just, you know, it's a NICE ~CHILL~ EXPERIENCE. All right? It is."

Spoiler: The Cold That Ruined Christmas

"Thanks, everyone, seriously, for being patient. That was- this week has really sucked for me! It really sucked, because I planned this time with Kat! I was going to have a day and a half, two days, with her! And, I'm going to be VERY HONEST! I'm not going to go into it. *BELCH* Now. Because, we're going to do the podcast on Monday. But, *LIP SMACK!* basically, OUR Christmas, kind of, SUCKED. And, it's my fault for being sick. Like we had all these things we were going to, 'Man! We're going to COOK! And we're going to do this! And we're going to do that!' And we still did it! But, it's like, when you're sick, you can't put in, your full POSITIVE EFFORT. You know what I mean? Like, we made these cupcakes, that we made, and, like, like, WE DIDN'T EVEN EAT THEM! I had, like, TWO. She had like, TWO. And we never even ate the rest all week! And it's like, 'THIS SUCKS! This was supposed to be our fun- our first Christmas together! Our Holiday week! SUPER EXCITED!' And it ended up, kind of being deflating. In fact, I'd say, yesterday, was a much better day. Yesterday, we spent all day together! Much better day than Christmas was, because I felt a lot better! *THROAT CLEAR* *SNORT*"

Spoiler: #DSPityParty

[2018-12-29 18:54:43 PST] takeaglow: party150 Did you or Kat get any games on sale during the steam and PlayStation christmas sales? Lots of good deals for gamers

"We bought nothing! We had, we had- FIRST OF ALL! I was supposed to be MAKING MONEY all this week! I made NO MONEY! Because I wasn't streaming! I MADE ZERO! Okay? Like, ZERO on Twitch! And Youtube? Who knows?? I'm sure, YouTube, I'm not uploading any new videos, I probably made nothing over there, too! So. I spent no money, because I made no money! And, the bottom line is, I've got bills now due, starting on the first of January! I don't know how I'm going to pay them! Because I don't have the money for them! It may be, that they're all overdue for two weeks, and it ruins my credit! Until I get I get paid, middle of the month, from Twitch! Uh. And then I start paying them! I don't even know, I SERIOUSLY have no clue what to do! Because, this sucks! And there's nothing I can do about it! When I'm SICK, I can't work! If any other job, if I had an OFFICE JOB, I could FORCE my way into work, to sit there and type the keys on the keyboard! You know what I mean? But! This is a job, where I HAVE to BE HERE! To talk to you, CONSTANTLY! If I can't do that, I CAN'T MAKE MONEY! So, I don't know what I'm going to do! JUST BEING HONEST! But, no, I SPENT NO MONEY. 'Cuz, the only money that I had, was to RUN ERRANDS yesterday! Like, GROCERY SHOPPING and things we need for around the house, *THROAT CLEAR* that we ran out of, that we need right away! Outside of that, I spent no money, because I had NO MONEY! Okay?"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Overreacts With Toxicity

[2018-12-29 18:54:53 PST] eye_am_the_night: cheer50 dude holy crap I thought you were dead and never coming back. just saying if only speaking was holding you back we would have understood if you just played in silence too: the face has a lot muscles so we could still get reactions from you and it's not like you run your mouth during playthroughs anyway, not that that is a bad thing.

"See, this is ridiculous! YES! I'm sure, you all would have attended every day, if I sat here, with EXCRUTIATING HEAD PRESSURE! To the point, where I could barely keep my eyes opened and stay conscious! You would want to see me try to play a game! OKAY! That's really good for me and for you guys, right?! This is ridiculous! Because there were some people that were just completely understanding this week, and were really nice to me. And I want to say, thank you, to anyone who was. And on the flipside, you have the COMPLETE ASSHATS, who were like, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! Phil's not streaming because he's sick! OH! What a baby! He doesn't care!' It's like, WHAT THE FUCK?! I am sitting here, CHRISTMAS WEEK! You know? This week that I planned to spend with KAT and have SPECIAL TIME, and put on all these Special Events for ALL OF YOU! I'm- Some of the worst I've EVER FELT, these past few years, being sick! People gotta be NEGATIVE DICKS about it! Like, WHAT THE FUCK?! I just don't understand people! How can you be like that?! You know? How can you have ZEEEERRRROOO FEELING OF ANY KIND OF SYMPATHY, OR EMPATHY, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SICK BEFORE YOURSELF?! RIGHT?! Like, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! People are just INSANE! I don't even know what to say, man! *THROAT CLEAR*"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Gets Triggered By The Truth

[2018-12-29 19:10:16 PST] big_rotes: cheer50 Phil I don’t mean this in a negative way, but you could afford healthcare if you didn’t buy that huge house and the Car. Most self employed people are expected would prioritize their health first.

"*READS CHEER IN A MOCKING VOICE* What an IDIOT! I'm sorry. You're an IDIOT! THAT HAS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH ANYTHING!! I DON'T HAVE A HUGE HOUSE THAT I CAN'T AFFORD! I don't have a CRAZY EXPENSIVE CAR! YOU. Don't know what you're talking about! You listen to all the WRONG PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! Okay!"

Spoiler: New Years With The Pig And The Kat

[2018-12-29 19:14:16 PST] daveyholdmecloser: cheer50 What are you doing with Kat for New Years?

"Well, this sucks! But, she's working! So. Because, she's working, I'M WORKING! So. When she get's home, we're going to celebrate New Years together, IN OUR OWN WAY. But, it just sucks, 'cuz she has to work that day! So. *SNORT* *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* This really does blow, but there's not much you can do about it. At least she was here for Christmas Eve, and CHRISTMAS DAY! But, *HAND CLAP* she has to work! So. It sucks."

Holy fuck, man.

 

[Frazzle]

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Looks like begging is back on the menu, boys!

Are there any other bigger streamers on Twitch that just outright beg like this?

 

[Shick]

Holy fuck, man.

I enjoy your contributions but I worry that if you keep doing this, you're going to wind up swallowing a bullet in a few months.