DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WeeblesWobble]

Thanks, I appreciate the concern that you, and others, have expressed.
Thankfully, transcribing DSP's word salads hasn't brought me down to any depressive state. At most, I get frustrated by Dark's entitled rants. Usually, the emotion I feel is surprise. Surprise that there are people that enjoy his content unironically, and that there are people that happily pay to take his abuse.
My plan currently, is to transcribe some of his rants through the end of this Hardcore Begging Season, basically until his next day off this week. Since I think that there's going to be some spicy content coming out of DSP this week, as he realizes that miracle he was hoping for isn't going to happen.
Even though, he did get some maniac to give him half of his tax goal in one week of gift sub bombs.
After that, I'll take a break. And if I come back, it'll be less full-on transcriptions, and more of a summary with some quotes and maybe a transcription of the worst rant in the stream. I haven't decided yet.
But, thanks to all of you for letting me know that you appreciate my posts. It makes typing up DSP's toxicity easier to take.

Is there any way you could use some dictation software to make it a little easier?

 

[Drip Feed]

Lol why would he now shit on jack black? because hes popular without needing to do anything because he has an ACTUAL legacy of being cool as fuck?

 

[actually]

Are there any other bigger streamers on Twitch that just outright beg like this?

Not that I've seen.

The mall reveal tells me that he probably did not use any of that money on his 'taxes' .

Should be real interesting to hear him spin that yarn since the sub gifting was so public.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Jack Black is DSP's Blarms.

 

[Wing Zero]

Sorry I can't buy that. He is dumbest fucker on this planet. Someone who flushes fucking bacon grease down the toilet is no academic luminary.

Well I mean, does it really matter? Okay sure, Phil was probably really good at memorizing things in a textbook long enough to write them down on a test paper and the school awarded him for it. So what? If anything, Phil's current situation proves that he retained nothing from his academic years and squandered any potential he might have had.

Should be real interesting to hear him spin that yarn since the sub gifting was so public.

I mean he already has tried to spin it, saying that your numbers are wrong and that he still isn't anywhere close to the 16k he supposedly needs.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I’m going to sub, tip and cheer JB because he’s someone I respect.

Has it been confirmed JB is going to monetize? I know it is preposterous anyone would make gaming content just for fun, but if JB's kwality khantent involves more effort, which really how could it not, is more entertaining, and ad free it will be fun to watch Phil jump through hoops to still talk trash.

Just as a short disclaimer, I don't care if people monetize their videos. It will just be fun to watch someone infinitely more busy put out better videos. Doing it for free would just be icing on the cake. Hundreds to thousands of people probably already do this, but they aren't a blip on the Dsp radar.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

DSP is just being a jealous faggot. Of course he doesn't really think that Jack Black, a Golden Globe nominated actor who spent over 20 years working in blockbuster films, and a musician who still sells out arenas across the world, is irrelevant. Jesus Christ himself could descend from the heavens and start a Twitch channel and Phil would call him an irrelevant nobody. What, just because he's the SON OF GAHD that makes him somebody special? It's a GIMMICK! It's ELITIST NAHNSENSE!

Funny thing is JB has only started a Youtube, which DSP claims he doesn't care about and it's only an archive. He just can't handle anyone else having even a glimmer of success.

It's actually quite funny because I believe JB and KG have been on tour for the past couple of months. I don't know how someone touring with their band around the world is less relevant than some asshole sitting on his couch badly playing video games but whatever lol.

Oh look, they have a show on New Years eve in Vegas

What will Philly Boy be doing for New Years eve??

 

[Varnaan]

According to drgn on twitter phil said he was detoxing his body for the past week by not drinking kickstart.

So it just sounds like he has a caffeine addiction on top of a normal cold, i have one and when i go a few days without cola my head feels like it's about to blow up

Please see a physician, you probably have underlying health issues.
Just like Phil .

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Please see a physician, you probably have underlying health issues.
Just like Phil .

No i have a caffeine addiction, i know my health.

 

[Alxmir23]

complains he lost a week worth of work. dude its your own fucking fault. nobody forced you to take a week off.

 

[TurboSwine]

Jack Black doesn't know who you are, Phil. At best he might be able to play you in the film about your life when Hollywood finally runs out of other weirdos it wants people to gawk at.

Now I want Christopher Guest to make another beautiful mockumentary about YouTubers/streamers inspired by real life. Jack Black would make a perfect DSP with his clown antics and untamed ego.

Also of note, I believe DSP probably did get sick for the length of time he claims. I don't think it was as serious as he makes it out to be. Nasal mucosa are intended to filter and trap bacteria, dirt and foreign contaminants from entering your body. With Phil's unchecked post nasal drip and constant snorting he's just swallowing all that filthy mucous and letting that bacteria in. Between that and the heavy drinking I'm willing to bet Phil walks around with a compromised immune system most of the time. His only saving grace as to why he's not sick more often is that he rarely goes out and spends very little time with Kat.

 

[Agent Proper]

I am calling it right now he will come up with some excuse tomorrow about his "cold" like losing his voice or still being ill so he can do the Begcast on New Year's Day.

 

[ProdigalDuke]

Man I was convinced we were gonna hit 4k before the Year ended - gonna have to be some monumental fuck up to generate enough interest in the next 36 hours.

Phil really let us down with this boring ass "illness" arc, I expected some prime begging over the holidays. Even if you wanna believe he is ill, this just proves how autistic as fuck he is and unwilling to bend his weird schedule. He could have streamed for literally an hour on any of these days, just sit there and get handheld through Minecraft. That's what someone who is hard up for money would probably do anyway. (aside from, y'know, getting a job)

This Jack Black stuff is classic bitter bastard DSP though. Has he ever wished anyone some success in something they do? Whenever another streamer gets mentioned he instantly has to shit on them. I can't recall him ever supporting someone, unless he had some clear gain from it too. Even if Jack caught wind of DSPs comment and made a retort, we know what a cowardly faggot Phil is - he'd whimper and apologise on Twitter about being taken out of context.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He just burped 4 straight times into the mic, and following a brief " 'scuze me" and maybe 2 more sentences, loudly snorted into the mic again, anybody clipped that?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Sorry I can't buy that. He is dumbest fucker on this planet. Someone who flushes fucking bacon grease down the toilet is no academic luminary.

I know, like the fundamentals of physics break apart. But this makes his downfall even more hilarious: Everything he worked for, his whole education for many years, wasted and worth nothing. And all that just to end in a cycle where his life will continously be wasted and offers no light for the future. Clearly, amazing long-term life decisions, coming from a valedictorian.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsps-...in-a-keurig-and-eating-it-with-a-spoon.47372/

 

[neger psykolog]

According to drgn on twitter phil said he was detoxing his body for the past week by not drinking kickstart.

So it just sounds like he has a caffeine addiction on top of a normal cold, i have one and when i go a few days without cola my head feels like it's about to blow up

Caffeine withdrawal can last days/weeks/months depending on the person and how much they've had.
But yeah headaches are part of the enjoyment.

I doubt very much he is dependent on caffeine from having some shitty energy drink once a day, more than likely he has 2-3 of them every day (yeah it figures his shitty kickstart drink has less caffeine than a cup of coffee)

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil’s latest bout of illness is yet another example of how his aberrant lifestyle warps his perception of reality. A common cold is a debilitating illness that he passes out from multiple times (yet he was able to fight through it and go to the mall! Truly a heroic effort on the level of Lance Armstrong winning the Tour de France after beating cancer!) A strange women (who cheated on her boyfriend) that he had cybersex with a few times and went on 3 dates with is his soulmate. Playing video games for 8 hours each day is “busting his ass.” Going grocery shopping is exercise. A pet cat is a luxury item that he can’t afford on his 100 grand income. Losing his second home is a financial emergency. A haircut is an all day affair. Et fucking cetera.

 

[actually]

I mean he already has tried to spin it, saying that your numbers are wrong and that he still isn't anywhere close to the 16k he supposedly needs.

And I've no doubt he'll continue to do so, but it's hard to explain away 600 Tier 3 subs. Even the dumbest of his fans know that Tier 3 = big ballin' money, so 600 of them = extra big ballin'.

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

12/29/18 Prestream - Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Blackout Run and Camp Stream: Ain't No Party Like A #DSPityParty, 'Cuz A #DSPityParty NEVER . ENDS.

Spoiler: The Cold That Destroyed Darksydephil

" ALL RIGHT! Good evening, everybody. Good evening and welcome. How is everyone? Hopefully, you're doing better than me! *SMUG CHUCKLE* Just being honest here! *THROAT CLEAR* You'd be hard pressed to not be doing better than me. *LIP SMACK!* This week has been absolutely awful for me, everyone! And, you know, UPFRONT, obviously, the first thing I'm going to say here, tonight on stream, is: I apologize for a week that was completely thrown into SHAMBLES, and smithereens, and ruin, basically. Due to this illness that I had. Uhm. It's a COLD. It's a REALLY BAD COLD. *PIG SNORT* Okay? Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* Yeah! You're going to hear me clearing my throat all night, tonight. You're probably going to hear me SNEEZING, BLOWING MY NOSE, SNORTING. You're going to hear it all! And I apologize. The only way that I can stream right now, *THROAT CLEAR* because this cold will not leave me! Started off on Monday, with an INCREDIBLY SWOLLEN and sore throat! After the whole weekend, where I had been doing things, like that whole Holiday Wrestling Sims. And the Holiday Marathon. Okay? Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* Tuesday was just as bad for Christmas Day. So, I tried to come back on Wednesday, and did this one stream. And everyone told me, I sounded so awful on Wednesday, that I should just rest up and not do anymore streaming! Well, Thursday, I wake up, and I have some of the WORST HEAD CONGESTION I've ever had in my life! So bad, that I have excruciatingly STRONG HEADACHE. And, I can't even, like, STAND UP! I'm kidding! I'm not EVEN kidding! Two or three times during the day, I almost PASSED OUT, because the pressure in my head was so GODDAMN BAD. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* So then, yesterday, was already going to be my DAY OFF, Friday. Uhm. To do ERRANDS and stuff with Kat! It was Kat's day off from work, for us to do stuff. And I woke up in the morning, and I felt pretty sick. And I said, 'Listen! I'm going to try to TOUGH IT OUT with you, today! And we'll see how things go.' And, LUCKILY, we did! Like, we went out! And, actually, over the course of the day, I ended up feeling BETTER! My head congestion cleared up! *LEG SLAP* And, my, my, my headache went away! Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* And, I was still CONGESTED! Don't get me wrong! I was still blowing my nose and everything! But, it was much better! We, uh, we actually went out, and for the FIRST TIME ALL WEEK, I had, like, A NORMAL MEAL! Where I wasn't, like, feeling sick as hell, and I was able to eat and feel good! And, so we actually had, uh, uh, a DECENT NIGHT OUT! Doing ERRANDS and the like, and getting stuff done. *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* And I was like, 'Oh, man! This should be great! I'll be able to come back tomorrow! Uh. You know? FULL FORCE!' Thinking, today I'll be back! Right? Oh, yeah! As soon as I try to go to sleep, now we go to the next symptom of the cold! First, it was the INSANELY SWOLLEN sore throat! Then, it was the CRAZY nose and head congestion! That goes away! So, now we gotta get, you know! The, the, the, the, UH! The freaking WATERFALL OF PHLEGM down my throat! AT, you know, trying to sleep at one, two, in the morning! Can't get in, into a position where I can STOP CHOKING TO DEATH! And I CHOKED, straight from about, I'd say, one-thirty A.M. to about five A.M., before I actually passed out from exhaustion! And got about an hour of sleep! Then woke up in the middle of the night, choking again! It was just like, WHAT THE FUCK?! What it is guys, is normally, I don't really get sick! I get things that happen to me, because I AM A STREAMER who TALKS ALL DAY. So, yeah, my throat will hurt! And, 'Oh, no! I have a HOARSE voice, or whatever!' For a week or two. And,*THROAT CLEAR* you know, I gotta be easy on my voice, and I gotta have a lozenge here and there. That's a lot different, when I actually get sick, And when I actually get sick, I GET SICK! Like, I get REALLY SICK! And that's the thing, this week, this COLD really DESTROYED my body. And, to the point, where I just felt like, so completely devastated. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* SO! The good news is that, this is the FINAL SYMPTOM! There are NO OTHER SYMPTOMS to a cold! There's nothing else that can possible happen! Unless, my ears start falling off! Or, I guess, my eyeball explodes and pops out of my face or something. I think we're pretty much done with the symptoms. So, I think, moving forward, I should be able to stream like I'm supposed to. Even though, I'm not going to sound great. Uhm. I should, I hope, be able to stream for you guys. Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* So! The FINAL SYMPTOM here, of choking, which sucks. Because, I've got this- I already have POST-NASAL DRIP! For those who don't know, I've had this my whole life. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* It's when you have EXCESSIVE MUCUS, that pours down the back of your sinuses, into your throat. And it makes you choke, or it makes you sn- you know, basically, have to blow your nose or sn- FOR ME, because, 'Why does Phil snort?' THAT'S WHY! If I don't, it actually makes me cough! Or, or SNEEZE! Or, I can't talk! I HAVE TO DO IT. I have to clear my sinuses! Because I have POST-NASAL DRIP. I've had it my whole life! And, by the way, if you've watched ANY of my stuff, for the past, OVER TEN YEARS, it's always been like that! Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* It's always been like that. Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* But, it's just that, for some reason, people, when I started livestreaming, I guess, because it wasn't me stopping a video and starting the video again. You started hearing it more. Because, you know, I got a better microphone and all that. Before, it was just me using a camera! So, even though, I would still do it, I would clear my throat or I would snort, or whatever. You really wouldn't hear it that bad! Now, you're hearing it, like, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, in High Definition Audio. And it's like *MOCKING VOICE*, 'UGH! It sounds like shit!' Yeah, I KNOW! And, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* So, this sucks! I apologize, everybody! I do."

Spoiler: A Misinformed Shut-In Explains Healthcare

"Uhm. Now, SOME PEOPLE, being ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS this week. Of course, immediately, *MOCKING VOICE* 'You should be going to a doctor! You should go right to the doctor!' Yes. Christmas week at the doctor, that's definitely a place that's easy to get to! *CONDESCENDING LAUGH* No problem! I'm going to go right to the doctor! It's jus, jus, just so FOOLISH! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's just this simple, in the United States of America, there are three kinds of healthcare. If you have, no income or not a lot of income, you can get FREE HEALTHCARE that's actually pretty good. That covers everything, and everything is free. Or, if you're RICH, you can get AMAZING HEALTHCARE. Because you can pay for the best health insurance, that covers anything, you get the best DOCTORS and all of that! Okay? OR! *THROAT CLEAR* If you work for a major corporation, *SNORT* you can usually get really good health insurance that's decently priced, and will cover most stuff. I AM IN NONE OF THOSE GROUPS. I am in the fourth outlier group. I AM SELF-EMPLOYED. Self-employed people in the United States ARE FUCKED! All right? We get the WORST health insurance there is, in the entire country! It covers nothing! And it's the most expensive out of all of them! Because they expect US, in the middle class of the United States, TO PAY for the LOWER CLASS! THEY DON'T MAKE THE UPPER CLASS, THE RICH PEOPLE, PAY! They make the Middle Class pay for it! So! I'M THE GUY, WHO PAYS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GET FREE HEALTH INSURANCE. So, I'M PAYING, Three Hundred Plus dollars a month in health insurance! So, if I walk into a doctor right now, SEVENTY DOLLARS! Because I walked into the door! 'Oh! Gee! Medicine?!' At MINIMUM: Thirty dollars! Up to: A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for your medicine! Uh. 'Oh! You need a test?!' NOT COVERED by the insurance! That's HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS! *PIG SNORT* All right? So, it sucks! It's a shitty situation! I've talked about it, MANY MANY TIMES over the years! I'm not going to go into a big diatribe about it, tonight! Basically! For me to go to a doctor, I have to have HUNDREDS, if not a THOUSAND DOLLARS! Ready to pay! At a moment's notice! Because, I'm probably not going to get covered, for whatever I'm going there for. Okay?"

Spoiler: Dr. Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, M.D.

"*LEG SLAP* For A COLD? It would be one thing, if this week, I had the sore throat and it lasted five straight days, and it was the worst sore throat I've ever had. And I'm looking, my throat is inflamed in the mirror. I can see it looks disgusting. And, there's sores and shit on my throat. THEN, I'd probably go to the doctor! But, I knew this was a NORMAL COLD! Because it was progressing through the NORMAL STAGES of a cold! My glands! In my neck, are SWOLLEN! Just like when you have a normal cold! Like, everything you would expect from a normal cold, happened this week! So, I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON!! Okay? *THROAT CLEAR* I knew exactly what was going on. Uhm. And I said, 'There's no reason for me to go to the doctor!' At any point, they're going to say, 'You have a bad cold. REST! Don't work! Get as much sleep as you can. Drink a bunch of fluids. You know? Don't eat a bunch of junk food. And, you know? Try to rest up, and your symptoms will pass.' And, that's exactly what I've been told every single time I go to the doctor for something like this, my entire life. *LIP SMACK!* And that's why I can't just go to the doctor for something like this! Okay? I can't! You know, I apologize, to everyone, that I was, you know? Monday, I was supposed to do a Christmas Eve podcast: didn't happen. Wednesday, I was supposed to do a full day of streaming: didn't happen. I did one stream, I sounded terrible. Thursday, I was supposed to do a full day of streaming: didn't happen. Yesterday was my day off. Today, I was supposed to do an early stream: didn't happen. It sucks. IT'S LIFE! Okay? But, we're moving on! *THROAT CLEAR* I'm going to do my best! *PIG SNORT* Definitely do my best! To. Uh. Push forward! To. Feel better! To stream! Moving forward. But, I gotta be careful. Because if I OVERWORK myself, I'm just going to be right back where I was! If I overwork to the point, where I'M STRESSED and I'm TIRED, this sickness could COME BACK! I don't want that to happen! I'm at the point now, where I've gone through ALL THE GODDAMN SYMPTOMS! So, tonight, that's why I said, 'We're either doing Minecraft, or we're doing Blackout! Let's do something CHILL, tonight!' So there's not a lot of pressure. It's more relaxing. Okay? And it's just, you know, it's a NICE ~CHILL~ EXPERIENCE. All right? It is."

Spoiler: The Cold That Ruined Christmas

"Thanks, everyone, seriously, for being patient. That was- this week has really sucked for me! It really sucked, because I planned this time with Kat! I was going to have a day and a half, two days, with her! And, I'm going to be VERY HONEST! I'm not going to go into it. *BELCH* Now. Because, we're going to do the podcast on Monday. But, *LIP SMACK!* basically, OUR Christmas, kind of, SUCKED. And, it's my fault for being sick. Like we had all these things we were going to, 'Man! We're going to COOK! And we're going to do this! And we're going to do that!' And we still did it! But, it's like, when you're sick, you can't put in, your full POSITIVE EFFORT. You know what I mean? Like, we made these cupcakes, that we made, and, like, like, WE DIDN'T EVEN EAT THEM! I had, like, TWO. She had like, TWO. And we never even ate the rest all week! And it's like, 'THIS SUCKS! This was supposed to be our fun- our first Christmas together! Our Holiday week! SUPER EXCITED!' And it ended up, kind of being deflating. In fact, I'd say, yesterday, was a much better day. Yesterday, we spent all day together! Much better day than Christmas was, because I felt a lot better! *THROAT CLEAR* *SNORT*"

Spoiler: #DSPityParty

[2018-12-29 18:54:43 PST] takeaglow: party150 Did you or Kat get any games on sale during the steam and PlayStation christmas sales? Lots of good deals for gamers

"We bought nothing! We had, we had- FIRST OF ALL! I was supposed to be MAKING MONEY all this week! I made NO MONEY! Because I wasn't streaming! I MADE ZERO! Okay? Like, ZERO on Twitch! And Youtube? Who knows?? I'm sure, YouTube, I'm not uploading any new videos, I probably made nothing over there, too! So. I spent no money, because I made no money! And, the bottom line is, I've got bills now due, starting on the first of January! I don't know how I'm going to pay them! Because I don't have the money for them! It may be, that they're all overdue for two weeks, and it ruins my credit! Until I get I get paid, middle of the month, from Twitch! Uh. And then I start paying them! I don't even know, I SERIOUSLY have no clue what to do! Because, this sucks! And there's nothing I can do about it! When I'm SICK, I can't work! If any other job, if I had an OFFICE JOB, I could FORCE my way into work, to sit there and type the keys on the keyboard! You know what I mean? But! This is a job, where I HAVE to BE HERE! To talk to you, CONSTANTLY! If I can't do that, I CAN'T MAKE MONEY! So, I don't know what I'm going to do! JUST BEING HONEST! But, no, I SPENT NO MONEY. 'Cuz, the only money that I had, was to RUN ERRANDS yesterday! Like, GROCERY SHOPPING and things we need for around the house, *THROAT CLEAR* that we ran out of, that we need right away! Outside of that, I spent no money, because I had NO MONEY! Okay?"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Overreacts With Toxicity

[2018-12-29 18:54:53 PST] eye_am_the_night: cheer50 dude holy crap I thought you were dead and never coming back. just saying if only speaking was holding you back we would have understood if you just played in silence too: the face has a lot muscles so we could still get reactions from you and it's not like you run your mouth during playthroughs anyway, not that that is a bad thing.

"See, this is ridiculous! YES! I'm sure, you all would have attended every day, if I sat here, with EXCRUTIATING HEAD PRESSURE! To the point, where I could barely keep my eyes opened and stay conscious! You would want to see me try to play a game! OKAY! That's really good for me and for you guys, right?! This is ridiculous! Because there were some people that were just completely understanding this week, and were really nice to me. And I want to say, thank you, to anyone who was. And on the flipside, you have the COMPLETE ASSHATS, who were like, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! Phil's not streaming because he's sick! OH! What a baby! He doesn't care!' It's like, WHAT THE FUCK?! I am sitting here, CHRISTMAS WEEK! You know? This week that I planned to spend with KAT and have SPECIAL TIME, and put on all these Special Events for ALL OF YOU! I'm- Some of the worst I've EVER FELT, these past few years, being sick! People gotta be NEGATIVE DICKS about it! Like, WHAT THE FUCK?! I just don't understand people! How can you be like that?! You know? How can you have ZEEEERRRROOO FEELING OF ANY KIND OF SYMPATHY, OR EMPATHY, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SICK BEFORE YOURSELF?! RIGHT?! Like, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! People are just INSANE! I don't even know what to say, man! *THROAT CLEAR*"

Spoiler: Darksydephil Gets Triggered By The Truth

[2018-12-29 19:10:16 PST] big_rotes: cheer50 Phil I don’t mean this in a negative way, but you could afford healthcare if you didn’t buy that huge house and the Car. Most self employed people are expected would prioritize their health first.

"*READS CHEER IN A MOCKING VOICE* What an IDIOT! I'm sorry. You're an IDIOT! THAT HAS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH ANYTHING!! I DON'T HAVE A HUGE HOUSE THAT I CAN'T AFFORD! I don't have a CRAZY EXPENSIVE CAR! YOU. Don't know what you're talking about! You listen to all the WRONG PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! Okay!"

Spoiler: New Years With The Pig And The Kat

[2018-12-29 19:14:16 PST] daveyholdmecloser: cheer50 What are you doing with Kat for New Years?

"Well, this sucks! But, she's working! So. Because, she's working, I'M WORKING! So. When she get's home, we're going to celebrate New Years together, IN OUR OWN WAY. But, it just sucks, 'cuz she has to work that day! So. *SNORT* *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* This really does blow, but there's not much you can do about it. At least she was here for Christmas Eve, and CHRISTMAS DAY! But, *HAND CLAP* she has to work! So. It sucks."

Holy fuck, man.

Nice walls of text Phil but I'm pretty sure when most of us are sick we chill at home and play video games. It's like the easiest thing ever. Day off to chill, rest, and play some fun video games. Especially if I were a live streamer who just made $16k my ass would be streaming every day lol. So quit bullshitting cause everyone knows you conveniently took time off right after you got that huge sum of money. You weren't "sick". You just wanted to chill and splurge on crap.

 

[Comma]

I think we all know DSP's "Tips help me the most"-routine during pre-streams, but today he actually also did it immediately after thanking two people who just subbed. What the hell... It's SO sleazy, and Twitch is letting shit like that slide.

Clip:

-edit- Aaaaand he just got a $100 tip from "Santa Claus".