Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

I don't know what this means, nor do I want to know. Soz for the double posting btw
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Again, sorry for double-posting. IDK how to link new stuff to past posts.
This is a reply to that previous tweet. I still don't know what these 'dakis' are, but they're probably Chris' new voodoo-dolls.

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I have no clue as to how i can embed videos like the rest of you can, so I'll leave it to one of you to archive the video itself.

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[Fumanchuchu]

Smug Chris implying a dakimakura exisys of him is killing me. Top kek.

 

[Oregano]

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*Goes into detail about how he think people have fucked a blowup doll with his face on it*
*"Btw, spare me the details of what you do in private!"*

Only you, Chris... only you.

 

[fiu0cm]

I don't think Chris truly respects the people he follows on Twitter.

Chris has zero ability to understand abstract concepts like respect or empathy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

*Goes into detail about how he think people have fucked a blowup doll with his face on it*
*"Btw, spare me the details of what you do in private!"*

Only you, Chris... only you.

He thinks that because he did it to a Barb pillow, people also want to do it to him. Jeezus, fucking Christ. It's like 2008 on steroids.
He still thinks he's the irresistible Ariana Grande type. I'm just glad the general public knows about his sick, disgusting shenanigans.

 

[Oregano]

Chris has zero ability to understand abstract concepts like respect or empathy.

I especially noticed that with his interactions with Doopie. She blatantly told him "I don't wanna be your friend. Leave me a l o n e", and he still thought "Maybe she still wants to be friends."
In general, seeing Chris interact with anyone online is... strange.

 

[MeepBeep]

Chris put down what they're happy for with this passing year.

Edit: added the pictures at the bottom in case you guys wanted a better look.

Spoiler: Cluster fuck poster

Spoiler: Chris chan sonichu derp face

Spoiler: Crooked marriage picture that may be in a frame

Spoiler: Actual art

 

[RustyNail(her)]

"I lost a lot of money and nearly all of my grips on reality". 10-4 Chief!

 

[White bubblegum]

Don't forget getting scammed out of 6000 dollars, punching your elderly mother in the face, and separating feral kittens from their mother!

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris has zero ability to understand abstract concepts like respect or empathy.

I honest-to-fuck thought you wrote "Chris has zero ability to understand abstract concepts like reality or..."

And I was about to rate you winner.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Those CPU goddesses - I guess - in the clusterfuck picture look surprisingly semi-competently rendered. He's been tracing again, hasn't he...

Also - where's Punchy in that the-gang's-all-here picture? Does Chris not love random-access humour any more?

 

[Pixy]

These people, despite knowing who Chris is, want to collab with him. Clearly they're not right in the head.


"I’ve had good practice on sneaking and killing from behind."

 

[MeepBeep]

No, remember when he said he was going to slit the throats of sega workers with his crusty ass nails? I he scratched my neck with those things, I'd want to die. God knows how much shit (both literal and figurative) is on those damn things.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

These people, despite knowing who Chris is, want to collab with him. Clearly they're not right in the head.

Someone warns Chris to be careful, but he brushes it off.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Classic Chris. Wanna fuck with him mentally, physically, and financially? Oh you're in! Wanna give help or solid advice? I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!!!

Null should have let Wise and Boyd continue..

 

[MeepBeep]

Well Chris has always clearly been in charge. How can someone take advantage of a Goddess?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'Oh, Please! I Know Better'.

The ride never ends...

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris thinks we have dakimakuras of him, how foolish!

No, no, but I do have a Barb dakimakura - although I'm sure Chris already knows that Barb makes good waifu material

 

[Gunslinger]

Someone warns Chris to be careful, but he brushes it off.

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Well if there were any bronies that weren't trolling Chris before this, they probably are now. He had several people talking with him and giving him money with the express purpose of trolling him at Bronycon this past year. Did he conveniently forget about that?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Someone warns Chris to be careful, but he brushes it off.

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Brushes it off after disrespecting & chastising the person trying to help him. Possibly the only message he has ever gotten on Twitter that wasnt trying to fuck him over or hurt his feelings for teh lulz. That I have ever seen, anyway.

Seriously. Fuck this guy. Let the piranhas have a fuckin field day with him in these waters he insists on bleeding in.