Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[pozilei]

Wow, so now "acting like you're someone's friend" in a comments section on publicly-posted social media is verboten, too. It's almost like there's a type of person on social media who will literally never be happy with interaction there, because they only like conversations they can completely control.

Totally OT: but it's particularly funny because the vesaldi-person (some FtM trans whatever I think) she's quote-tweeting is reeing about creepy replies to their pictures and I actually checked and they get like one or two comments for every selfie they post. And almost all of the replies I've seen are just general "oh, you look well/I like your hair" niceties.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Not really about Jake directly and most likely just Tanya being your typical SJ paranoid weirdo seeing nefarious motives in every little interaction/thing but man, do I hope he crossed her mind when she was positing this

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Tanya is just being Tanya. She’s a weird anti-social blob who’s twitter timeline alternates between autistic representation/diversity screeching, self-promoting her dumpster fire twitch streams, begging for money to attend cons for her “charity work”, and reminding people when she attends cons she’s anti-socia and people should be wary to approach her.

Bitch is crazy.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Jake wrote an approximately 3,000 tweet long googleshng and it may very well be his most stupid and strained yet. My personal favorite bit is when Jake paints us an image of a "social worker" demanding everyone in the room call Jake a "she."

Jake also revisits that classic story about how his family thinks that he's going to con them out of money. How foolish of them, Jake is only interested in conning his mother out of room and board.

We also get some fun babble about his "configuration of genitals" as well some new (?) allegations that someone in his home is poisoning his food and tampering with his medications. I guess his point is that Hollywood should make a movie about how he had hard drives full of 8chan child porn or something.

But there is a much more interesting piece of information that the perceptive Jake enthusiast will notice: He has no idea what dysphoria is. He literally does not understand the concept. Now, wait: There is an argument in the trans community that dysphoria is not a requirement for being trans. I don't care about this argument and it's only value to me is how often it results in different varieties of autists screaming at each other on twitter. But Jake doesn't simply claim that dysphoria isn't required to be trans, he claims that he doesn't know any trans women that suffer from it. Sure, he doesn't use the word "dysphoria" in this rant, but that's because he doesn't understand that dysphoria is what he's describing. What he says here is not only egregiously incorrect, but it is far removed from the political and social narrative of the trans and troon community. It is unadulterated nonsense and may very well be the single clearest example of why no one, even his fellow troons, give a shit about what he has to say.

This is a masterwork of stupidity and one of the most bizarre thoughts that Jake has ever expressed.

 

[Video Games]

I wonder if Jake will experience any backlash over claiming that dysphoria doesn't exist? (Spoiler: he won't. None of his internet "friends" read anything he writes.)

I suspect this is, again, about the recent movie Girl, whose scene depicting a teenage boy cutting off his own genitals is based on the obsessive urges that were actually experienced by the actual man the movie was based on. But he's just an ignorant cis commentator, despite living his whole life presenting as a woman, I guess.

 

[Arachnomatricide]

SGG seems to be implying, without saying it directly, that the drugs being sabotaged are HRT drugs. Now, we know SGG is still not actually on HRT and likely never will be, but the thought of SGG getting estrogen and then blaming sabotage when the pretty princess transformation doesn't happen is hilarious.

 

[Casta Spersions]

Is Jake's house (perhaps just the attic) haunted? Did something unspeakably bad happen there decades ago resulting in a curse that turns the inhabitants into paranoid delusional shut ins?

Nah, I don't want to absolve him of responsibility. He's getting nuttier by the day, though.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm racking my brain but I can't think of any plausible real-life incident the "spiked food" story could possibly be a gnome twisting of. Dude's just making stuff up out of whole cloth now.

 

[Next Task]

SGG seems to be implying, without saying it directly, that the drugs being sabotaged are HRT drugs

He does his usual thing - it looks like he's saying it, but if called out he can point out that he didn't actually say he was on HRT, he just said his food was spiked by a family member trying to activate the side-effects of HRT.

Which, knowing Jake, means his mother offered him sauce for his tendies, which means she's trying to raise his blood pressure and to murder her own son, an innocent trans woman, for her own diabolical reasons. By god he wants you to think he's on HRT and a family member tried to murder him, but it's really just him exaggerating beyond the point of lying, again.

Also, he doesn't know any trans women who express their dysphoria in a specific manner is exactly the same technique. No troon of his Twitter acquaintance has specifically told him that they do any of those extremely specific activities, implying they never experience dysphoria, or that they do those exact things but never tell him. Also, he's claims he's never stared at his genitals while pondering self-harm, but he's already said he has a micro-dick (meaning he most likely can't see his genitals) and that he thinks about self-harm constantly (thank god for SPC), so he can pretend he's never wanted to hurt himself over being troon because it has to be that specific set of circumstances for it to 'count'.

I mean, we already know he's a transtrender. Looking for consistency in his bullshit is likely a fruitless task. But it's very Jake to be so weaselly when complaining about some troon thing so that he can leave a backdoor, allowing himself to pretend that people are making shit up about what he said on what he likely thinks is an intelligent technicality. It's like what he did with Soha, repeatedly saying 'I've never met this person, how could I be harassing them?' to the accusations, where it's true he's never met her but that doesn't mean he hadn't spent four years repeatedly attacking her online.

It's weird, since he's happy to lie outright about other things, but there's certain topics he contorts the English language to breaking point just so he can sophist his way around anyone calling him out. Implausible deniability seems to be his safety blankie.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

He does his usual thing - it looks like he's saying it, but if called out he can point out that he didn't actually say he was on HRT, he just said his food was spiked by a family member trying to activate the side-effects of HRT.

Which, knowing Jake, means his mother offered him sauce for his tendies, which means she's trying to raise his blood pressure and to murder her own son, an innocent trans woman, for her own diabolical reasons. By god he wants you to think he's on HRT and a family member tried to murder him, but it's really just him exaggerating beyond the point of lying, again.

Also, he doesn't know any trans women who express their dysphoria in a specific manner is exactly the same technique. No troon of his Twitter acquaintance has specifically told him that they do any of those extremely specific activities, implying they never experience dysphoria, or that they do those exact things but never tell him. Also, he's claims he's never stared at his genitals while pondering self-harm, but he's already said he has a micro-dick (meaning he most likely can't see his genitals) and that he thinks about self-harm constantly (thank god for SPC), so he can pretend he's never wanted to hurt himself over being troon because it has to be that specific set of circumstances for it to 'count'.

I mean, we already know he's a transtrender. Looking for consistency in his bullshit is likely a fruitless task. But it's very Jake to be so weaselly when complaining about some troon thing so that he can leave a backdoor, allowing himself to pretend that people are making shit up about what he said on what he likely thinks is an intelligent technicality. It's like what he did with Soha, repeatedly saying 'I've never met this person, how could I be harassing them?' to the accusations, where it's true he's never met her but that doesn't mean he hadn't spent four years repeatedly attacking her online.

It's weird, since he's happy to lie outright about other things, but there's certain topics he contorts the English language to breaking point just so he can sophist his way around anyone calling him out. Implausible deniability seems to be his safety blankie.

The strange thing is that he's doing all this misguided wordsmithing in the service of saying things that everyone he is trying to suck up to would disagree with. For me, this is evidence that Jake isn't simply stupid, but actually and genuinely fundamentally retarded on at least a social level.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is Jake's house (perhaps just the attic) haunted?

Probably not, we would have heard about getting misgendered by a specter.

 

[Next Task]

For me, this is evidence that Jake isn't simply stupid, but actually and genuinely fundamentally exceptional on at least a social level.

The amount of 'mansplaining' he does, even for a troon, is incredibly high. His social skill basically amounts to 'I'm a troon - cater to me'. Part of the fun is figuring out in what ways he's so exceptional, because he displays his ineptitude with every googleshng.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

He can't even put two and two together. The people who (used to) expend all their money and effort until they looked sort of like women, something strong had to motivate them to change every single day. It's the same way with people who lose a hundred pounds and turn their lives around. If they didn't have something lighting a fire under their asses (body dissatisfaction), they would not have had the motivation to make a huge change.

Gross troons don't have this, so they don't make any more effort to pass than Amberlyn makes to diet.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The strange thing is that he's doing all this misguided wordsmithing in the service of saying things that everyone he is trying to suck up to would disagree with. For me, this is evidence that Jake isn't simply stupid, but actually and genuinely fundamentally exceptional on at least a social level.

He doesn't come from the usual internet social circles/communities/echo chambers that molded and spawned most troons, because he has no social circles, he's just a fat nerd from Talking Time and even there they seem to avoid him.
So he has no idea about anything trans and his own ideas will be almost entirely home grown and stitched together like an ideological Jackalope of imagined trans truths, all of it based on the collected life experiences of a group of 1 - himself, and he has no life experience and he isn't trans.


Between my two favorite subjects on this forum I have a hard time deciding who is the most ignorant of their supposed field of expertise, Jake with journalism and trans-shit or Wu and anything/everything related to technology.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So he has no idea about anything trans and his own ideas will be almost entirely home grown and stitched together like an ideological Jackalope of imagined trans truths, all of it based on the collected life experiences of a group of 1 - himself, and he has no life experience and he isn't trans.

Like Chris with his weird "lesbian feminine tranny soul vagina" word salad. I cannot get over the similarities between these two.

The point about social workers insisting on using female pronouns even when he didn't feel like presenting as female is, I think, potentially very interesting. He's complained many times in the past about having to present as female before they'll give him the magic transitioning potion. My hypothesis here is that when he first claimed to be trans, his social worker or therapist or whoever insisted on using the female pronouns because "she" should be living as a woman, and it sounds like "she" was resistant to the concept.

What this proves, beyond all reasonable doubt, is that Jake never intends to transition, does not want to live as a woman and is, at best, a cross-dresser. I mean, we basically knew all that anyway, but it's interesting to hear it coming directly from the gnome's mouth.

 

[Jaimas]

I’m still stunned about the “Hello world” thing. If it isn’t just Jake’s regular overblowing of how pathetic he is to gain pity points (which I suspect it is), how can someone be that incompetent? Is that how Jake views women? “Tee hee, I’m a silly girl who hates science and math because they overheat my inferior female brain, something a literal 5-year old can do is too taxing tee hee”.
I honestly hope this is just Jake playing up his TRUE HARDSHIPS for asspats, because I cannot believe that there’s someone from a first-world, non-impoverished background who’s that blisteringly incompetent.

I'm pretty sure you were here when I first discussed it, but about a year ago, Jake posted a long, rambling rant on his Tumblr about how he felt that competition ruins gaming. Jake elucidates in this overglorified Googleshng that he personally tries to avoid competition, and "would never be caught dead playing a fighting game." He very quickly establishes that he's basing his entire theory on how competitive gaming actually is via a cross-section he saw from League of Legends, a game whose community is widely acknowledged as being the worst of any fandom in the history of the internet.

But it's the corollary stories that Jake tells to shore up his point that are the most telling. Throughout this piece, he repeatedly bitches about games and hobbies he was in that were "ruined" by the spectre of competition. He admits to basically ragequitting 40K - as in the hobby, in its entirety - because he got fucked over once in a match. He talks about how he's a skilled player and knows his shit throughout, trying to argue that if competitive gaming is hedged out, everyone will be happier - but in his own arrogance, Jake accidentally tells a different story entirely.

See, a lot of people know someone who's been like Jake. They get discouraged, or they see the massive gap between skilled and non-skilled and it intimidates them, especially if they're introverted. But that's not what Jake is. Jake lies through his big fat ass every time he says this is about a desire to foster a more fun environment. Take a closer look, and you see the methods of the madness.

Jake is someone who literally has never had to meaningfully struggle for anything in his entire life, and his aversion to hard work is so goddamn endemic in his life at this point that he can't fucking even manage to fucking nerd properly and sperg about his actual hobbies constructively - the literal fucking hallmark of nerd-dom. But don't be fooled into thinking this shit's coming from Jake's decades of coddling; it isn't. This is textbook slacktivist learned helplessness, gained through years of careful emulation of his fellow fucking worthless morons.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Between my two favorite subjects on this forum I have a hard time deciding who is the most ignorant of their supposed field of expertise, Jake with journalism and trans-shit or Wu and anything/everything related to technology.

Wu has had "prominent" people/media/etc. call her an expert/knowledgeable. Jake has had... himself declare it?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Wu claims to be an expert in everything including as an investigative journalist. Jake is just as full of shit as Wu but his puddle is less wide at least.

 

[Next Task]

Between my two favorite subjects on this forum I have a hard time deciding who is the most ignorant of their supposed field of expertise, Jake with journalism and trans-shit or Wu and anything/everything related to technology.

I'd go with Jake. Wu sometimes reads a Wikipedia article about whatever tech she's bullshitting about. Jake relies entirely on his feelings and his friends to do reporting. They both claim several areas of expertise that they don't back up with any actual skill, but Jake manages to not only get everything wrong, but also often contradict the narrative he's meant to be defending.

You need at least a little knowledge to know that Wu is bullshitting. Anyone with a brain can tell Jake is a fraud - and even some people with only half a brain know enough to ignore 99% of what he says.

He admits to basically ragequitting 40K - as in the hobby, in its entirety - because he got fucked over once in a match.

If I remember correctly from one of your previous posts, he wasn't even fucked over in the match he rage-quit over as much as he was trying to bend a rule to breaking point to reclaim a little dignity from a match he should have lost, and his opponent wouldn't let him get away with it.

It's one of his more lolcow-y traits - he thinks he's smart. But he really has all the cunning of a leech.

 

[AnOminous]

He admits to basically ragequitting 40K - as in the hobby, in its entirety - because he got fucked over once in a match.

And in the story he told, he didn't even get fucked over. He tried to cheat, something that nobody who was as anti-competitive as Jake lyingly claims to be would do, and got called out on it. At the very best, it was unethical rules lawyering.

It's one of his more lolcow-y traits - he thinks he's smart. But he really has all the cunning of a leech.

He probably thought he was clever trooning out to get asspats for his fake bullshit.

Now he's trapped faking being trans, something he clearly knows nothing about, even though nobody seems to believe it, and "friends" have largely abandoned him to a life of solitary wailing and moaning.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

What this proves, beyond all reasonable doubt, is that Jake never intends to transition, does not want to live as a woman and is, at best, a cross-dresser. I mean, we basically knew all that anyway, but it's interesting to hear it coming directly from the gnome's mouth.

Well put. I've had the idea that for Jake it is important to get his character established as a woman. His physical manifestation, the man behind the keyboard, is of little concern to him because he's not playing the game like that.