Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ghostbeater]

It'd at least be funny to see the white opposite version of Rumble in the Jungle.

Oh, no doubt about that

 

[Maxliam]

Oh, no doubt about that

Added bonus, Pixyteri can be a card girl. We'll need the fight doctor to be on hand for her just as much as the contenders.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I mean if Bum Fights made money, why not Troon fights? Have them knock the shit out of each other for our amusement, right?

I think I would rather watch him be a pro wrestler, he would cut awesome promos and it would be fun to watch him stomp around like an autistic lesbian transgender version of George the Animal Steele. Chris would shit himself and cry if he ever actually got hit, I think he already did that on the short bus when he was in school.

 

[Maxliam]

I think I would rather watch him be a pro wrestler, he would cut awesome promos and it would be fun to watch him stomp around like an autistic lesbian transgender version of George the Animal Steele. Chris would shit himself and cry if he ever actually got hit, I think he already did that on the short bus when he was in school.

Oh I like it! WE could call it it TTW, Total-Tardout Wrestling. Only the finest tards fighting it out in an epic story line that rivals Sonichu's excellent plot.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Oh I like it! WE could call it it TTW, Total-Tardout Wrestling. Only the finest tards fighting it out in an epic story line that rivals Sonichu's excellent plot.

his promos would be epic

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[Eugene90]

his promos would be epic

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Evacuate the city, cause judging from the looks he gave us, he's a certified level 5 badass taking on the entire world ready to box anyone that ain't stronger than Mike Tyson.

 

[Ghostbeater]

his promos would be epic

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I tremble with fear

 

[Pvt. Real G]

lul, Chris is getting desperate in his never ending war with the trolls, that he is willing to ask his former employer for help. Wendy's should tell Chris "The trolls ain't being mean Chris, you are just tired"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The trolls ain't being mean Chris, you are just tired FIRED"

Fixed

 

[Autisimodo]

Sorry if late but

Lukas nuked her Twitter, with this I hope this Dimensional Merge Saga can come to a close.

Honestly I doubt she was going to drop whatever she had on Chris anyways.

 

[Eugene90]

lul, Chris is getting desperate in his never ending war with the trolls, that he is willing to ask his former employer for help. Wendy's should tell Chris "The trolls ain't being mean Chris, you are just tired"

On one side, I am curious how Wendy's will respond to Chris (which I imagine may be a glorious royal roast considering Chris' history with them).

On the other side -- Chris' desperation for attention and futile attempts at biting back at the trolls are getting more and more putrid even though there's really no reason to get angry at this manchild. His lack of self-awareness is beyond astonishing that it's not even amusing to make fun of anymore, it's just being annoying.

 

[Raiken]

On one side, I am curious how Wendy's will respond to Chris (which I imagine may be a glorious royal roast considering Chris' history with them).

Implying he was important enough for them to remember who he is and worked for them. Wendy us a chain of stores, it's like every mc donalds saying good morning to chris when he waddles in.

 

[Eugene90]

Implying he was important enough for them to remember who he is and worked for them. Wendy us a chain of stores, it's like every mc donalds saying good morning to chris when he waddles in.

Well, I guess you have a point. Besides...I'd like to think that maybe it's better if Wendy don't respond to him.

 

[The Dude]

Sorry if late but
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Lukas nuked her Twitter, with this I hope this Dimensional Merge Saga can come to a close.

Honestly I doubt she was going to drop whatever she had on Chris anyways.

Looks like little miss Prissy Pants couldn't handle the consequences for her actions. Hopefully Lukas will learn her lesson about playing mind games with mentally unstable manchildrean, but we all know she won't.

 

[johnny5150]

lul, Chris is getting desperate in his never ending war with the trolls, that he is willing to ask his former employer for help. Wendy's should tell Chris "The trolls ain't being mean Chris, you are just tired"

Wow since Josh stop chris, he's now turning to Wendy's..

 

[DeathHeat]

Sorry if late but
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Lukas nuked her Twitter, with this I hope this Dimensional Merge Saga can come to a close.

Honestly I doubt she was going to drop whatever she had on Chris anyways.

That thing is female?

 

[fiu0cm]

Sorry if late but
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Lukas nuked her Twitter, with this I hope this Dimensional Merge Saga can come to a close.

Honestly I doubt she was going to drop whatever she had on Chris anyways.

She made another private account and killed that a day later. And Devil moved from her public account to a secret public account. I guess things are tumultuous for the troons.

That thing is female?

Of the three known troons, Lukas and Devil (Giles) are FtM and gay. I don't know about Eva.

 

[DeathHeat]

Of the three known troons, Lukas and Devil (Giles) are FtM and gay. I don't know about Eva.

This is going to be a very confused generation.

 

[BigSnake]

She made another private account and killed that a day later. And Devil moved from her public account to a secret public account. I guess things are tumultuous for the troons.
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Of the three known troons, Lukas and Devil (Giles) are FtM and gay. I don't know about Eva.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I must have missed that part where people were comparing Chris to a giant floating space monkey face. Appropriate I guess, though Chris has no powers.