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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas fit right in facing his "comfort zone" skipping like a little girl.
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Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern[/URL]
Math is going better this time around with a professor right there willing to explain some problems I was having IRL. I seem to learn better that way. My humanities professor made us skip like little girls today to make us face our comfort zones.
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Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern[/URL]Math is going better this time around with a professor right there willing to explain some problems I was having IRL. I seem to learn better that way. My humanities professor made us skip like little girls today to make us face our comfort zones.
Lucas the romantic. By the size of Lucas when he was with Suzanne, he gifted the cotton candy machine for himself.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern- The whole set up of a romantic relationship is to have sex and to give the person you're having sex with presents. I like giving presents, especially to people who let me have an orgasm inside them. One year I bought my girlfriend at that time a cotton candy machine.
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Presents are given because you love and care for someone and want the best for them , not because of the reason you stated
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It's a riot to read this. It's one of Lucas most far out there tweets ever. He's a gross pervert and creepy guy with kid fucking on his mind but reading this was like a failed turning machine test being asked "what is love" (baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no mo)
Sex is great Lucas wouldn't know because his decade plus dry dick that doesn't work has no kid to put it in. Sex is one aspect of relationships an important one, if Lucas knew well anything he'd know some couples sex is more common or effects different parts. I hate to use the term, anymore even correctly but sex is fluid. Lucas just wants to hurt kids, he's not a giver of carring person or lover.
Creampies are awesome as shit and I need to buy stock in Nuvaring, seriously Mrs Bass should have an entire litter if that didn't work. But aside banter, jokes and personal relationships with an active partner no one seriously talks about sex like that. Again, he's trying to sound smart or something and comes off, literally not human it's creepy. It's not like misquoting a movie or something and sounding like a goof, it just doesn't seem real.
Presents are something Lucas also doesn't understand, (we see a theme here) as he doesn't get them to gift he gets them to enrich himself (poor attempts) but I smell his game. Notice how he words this, he buys you something to tell you how great and caring he is. Charity should be private imho gifts almost the same but it's only fair if you really do want to give a gift to see that person get it or share it with someone. Lucas still brings up a single gift from a 10 year old relationship. He's the kinda scum bag who lends you a 5'er so you don't have to break a twenty at 7-11 for some cheetos and won't let you live it down for ever. He clearly is applying this logic to girls, hence the "i'll buy you nice meal" idea.
He speaks poorly of hookers but views women as them or less, because he's a bigot with one goal of busting a nut.
Sex is great Lucas wouldn't know because his decade plus dry dick that doesn't work has no kid to put it in. Sex is one aspect of relationships an important one, if Lucas knew well anything he'd know some couples sex is more common or effects different parts. I hate to use the term, anymore even correctly but sex is fluid. Lucas just wants to hurt kids, he's not a giver of carring person or lover.
Creampies are awesome as shit and I need to buy stock in Nuvaring, seriously Mrs Bass should have an entire litter if that didn't work. But aside banter, jokes and personal relationships with an active partner no one seriously talks about sex like that. Again, he's trying to sound smart or something and comes off, literally not human it's creepy. It's not like misquoting a movie or something and sounding like a goof, it just doesn't seem real.
Presents are something Lucas also doesn't understand, (we see a theme here) as he doesn't get them to gift he gets them to enrich himself (poor attempts) but I smell his game. Notice how he words this, he buys you something to tell you how great and caring he is. Charity should be private imho gifts almost the same but it's only fair if you really do want to give a gift to see that person get it or share it with someone. Lucas still brings up a single gift from a 10 year old relationship. He's the kinda scum bag who lends you a 5'er so you don't have to break a twenty at 7-11 for some cheetos and won't let you live it down for ever. He clearly is applying this logic to girls, hence the "i'll buy you nice meal" idea.
He speaks poorly of hookers but views women as them or less, because he's a bigot with one goal of busting a nut.
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JFC. He was giving her gifts you give to a god damn child. No adult (without children) would ever want, or need a fucking cotton candy machine. And reading "orgasm inside of them"really made me feel very dirty and creeped out.
Just as delusional as ever. As if he's ever going to have a girl, a wedding, and a birth.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern
If god told me childbirth was going to feel like your bones are breaking... me? I don't know... I might become an #atheist at that. That's my girl, god, and you know... dude... gotta tell ya. You're not coming to the birth or wedding. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER AND I BOTH!!!
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWernIf god told me childbirth was going to feel like your bones are breaking... me? I don't know... I might become an #atheist at that. That's my girl, god, and you know... dude... gotta tell ya. You're not coming to the birth or wedding. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER AND I BOTH!!!
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Might have something to do with the 2 churches right next to Pioneer Pathway House and the girls he sees going to church. He knows the girls wouldn't want him, so it keeps pissing him off. Also the relationship Mosaic Fellowship has Pioneer Pathway. I wouldn't doubt Lucas has made himself unlikable with the other residents.
He got his picture taken and he's wearing pajama pantaloonies. Looks like a different pair and not his batman.
I can't get the pic to show up so here is the link.
https://twitter.com/joeyferman/status/1082668382774853633
Editted: Will someone please post his pic on the thread.
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Pajama pants are in the category of "should never be worn in public" . Seriously, even taking the trash out to the dumpster in them is a bad idea. Lucas is already a slovenly fellow. He is fat, bald, and very ugly. Dressingly like that only makes him look more homely and very unput-together.
It sounds like that is what he wears to school most days. This coming from a guy who claims to "dress to the nines". He probably thinks he will attract all the Gen Z girls with those pantaloonies.
It sounds like that is what he wears to school most days. This coming from a guy who claims to "dress to the nines". He probably thinks he will attract all the Gen Z girls with those pantaloonies.
He got his picture taken and he's wearing pajama pantaloonies. Looks like a different pair and not his batman.
I can't get the pic to show up so here is the link.
https://twitter.com/joeyferman/status/1082668382774853633
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Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern 24m24 minutes ago
@JauraLennings @8_bit_bear @ryarmoluk Look. Assholes and creeps are stalking me around Spokane.
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@JauraLennings @8_bit_bear @ryarmoluk Look. Assholes and creeps are stalking me around Spokane.
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The insane pedo creeper known for stalking middle school girls, HS girls, taking pictures of girls, sure doesn't like it when his picture is taken. His actions are all predatory/sex driven and don't compare to someone else taking his picture. I really hope more pictures of the pedo start to surface, especially on campus.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern 53m53 minutes ago
Stalking should be illegal. Creepy!
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The twisting he does to fit his agenda. Women who chase after much younger men are known as Cougars. Knowing there are women like that does not mean society is all accepting of their actions. Creeper does not only apply to men.
He just doesn't want to accept the fact, that even the young women who are into older men, will not choose him. He has already been told that in comments to his videos.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern
Society: We should accept that some older women love younger men and vice versa. Also society: Older men that want to date young women are creeps just trying to nab a trophy. Lets shun and ostracize them and the women that do love them because daddy issues.
2:48 PM - 8 Jan 2019
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern 53m53 minutes ago
Stalking should be illegal. Creepy!
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The twisting he does to fit his agenda. Women who chase after much younger men are known as Cougars. Knowing there are women like that does not mean society is all accepting of their actions. Creeper does not only apply to men.
He just doesn't want to accept the fact, that even the young women who are into older men, will not choose him. He has already been told that in comments to his videos.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern
Society: We should accept that some older women love younger men and vice versa. Also society: Older men that want to date young women are creeps just trying to nab a trophy. Lets shun and ostracize them and the women that do love them because daddy issues.
2:48 PM - 8 Jan 2019
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The second "issue" exists only in Lucas' deranged mind. It's so incorrect that it can be directly disproven by numerous recent attempts by this-or-that celebrity (Germaine Greer for example) to culturally normalise older woman/younger man attraction/relationships because it was standard since the inception of Hollywood for older man/younger woman relationships to be casually portrayed in media, but the other was never treated as something normal, or even that can happen for the most part. Lucas' pedo-lust really does mentally cripple him, and turn him into a shambling liar.
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He's wearing the same PJs in this latest video - maybe he was going to buy this during the public excursion?
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He's wearing the same PJs in this latest video - maybe he was going to buy this during the public excursion?
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He's got a pic of the box it came in. Looks like he ordered it from someplace. He also has a pic of the game and a side view of his rape face too. The fool is still trying to use food to get a girl to breed with him
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These are the games he's bought so far this year. The Dank and Super Dank he "created" and ordered copies of the games for himself. The Glen More is $149.00 at Amazon. Don't know if that's where he got it from. Looks like he's back to blowing left over financial aid money on games.
Lucas Werner @TheOnlyWern Jan 6
My recent game purchases are as follows:
Klask
Tetrarchia
Glen More
Dank
Super Dank
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How does he even play these games when he doesn't have any friends to play with?
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hell is being passionate about board games while having no one to play with
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No hell is loving boardgames but only wern will play with you.
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Notice at 10 seconds into this video the Wern rips a fart. Dude won't even edit that out. Who is this Laura Jennings on Twitter? She seems like some female White Knight. Not sure if she is just trolling or genuinely feels bad for Lucas.
On Facebook pretty much all Lucas's "friends" are on there to laugh t him or troll . There are some that appear to really want to help Lucas and give him sincere advise. Of course, Lucas, being a true Lolcow, he rejects all advise. And not a single person on Facebook would help Lucas meet a girl, nor would they help him if he got kicked out of his flop house. Same thing with his family. He used to brag about how much money they have. If they wanted anything to do with him they would find a way to bring him home over the holidays, since they are so wealthy. But of course, they didn't.
On Facebook pretty much all Lucas's "friends" are on there to laugh t him or troll . There are some that appear to really want to help Lucas and give him sincere advise. Of course, Lucas, being a true Lolcow, he rejects all advise. And not a single person on Facebook would help Lucas meet a girl, nor would they help him if he got kicked out of his flop house. Same thing with his family. He used to brag about how much money they have. If they wanted anything to do with him they would find a way to bring him home over the holidays, since they are so wealthy. But of course, they didn't.
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I didn't even notice that until I rewatched. He pushed and grunted it out like he was giving birth. I'd bet a pretty good amount of money that it was a little closer to a shart. Those pants have got to be so incredibly pungent.