Containment Random Chris Updates

Mariposa Electrique said:
Also, Chris announced over Twitter that he has a soar throat. He claims science told him that chocolate cures sore throats! He's on a diet! What common sense.
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He was giving advice to someone who has a sore throat.

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The American Hedgehog said:
It's surreal watching that MKRNightvee troll slip into Chris's head.

Chris is now following that Twitter account, after it constantly white-knighted for him and acted friendly.

He then liked this tweet, which seems like an attempt to lure him in:

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And this is Chris's first tweet to MKRNightvee, complimenting fanart of Sonichu and pals. MKRNightvee replied calling him "big sis," and Chris liked that tweet.

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This MKRNightvee is also role-playing as a CPU, so if Chris keeps maintaining contact it's just a matter of time until he ramps up his schizo-style rants again...
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There's another one doing the exact thing as MKR. Chris also follows them.
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Silly troons, we're just getting the formatting prepared while you guys gain Chris' trust and make him post dumb shit on Twitter, then leak more of his embarrassing nudie videos after he/"Magi-chan" doxes you.

Also, :story: "we don't even know lucas" Yeah, you're just familiar with who that is and what they just experienced by trolling Chris. And now you just happen to be contacting Chris with ready-made Sonichu OC.
 
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So are all of these twitter accounts giving themselves the CPU Heart names so that they can get closer to Chris? MKRNightvee is the "Magenta Heart" and CRosechu is the "Maroon Heart"? I feel like this is some kind of new trolling effort.
 
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Ghostbeater said:
The day i use female pronouns and Chris in one sentence is the day Bob will walk among us again.
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HOW can Chris piss out of his bent duck multiple times per day, not to mention smell and be hairy as any other guy with the apocrine glands we have, and somehow call himself female??

Clearly, autism is one hell of a drug.

Also, so now we have ANOTHER one doing CPU bullshit. Goddess of the Magnevox Oddysey line? Fuck's sake, I PLAYED an Oddysey2. The games were shit, the hardware was inferior to the Atari 2600 despite the membrane keyboard. (Quest for the Ring was decent though) Someone is SERIOUSLY reaching. Soon we'll have the goddess of the Fairchild Channel-F, of which even the oldest member here has never seen in person let alone played.
 
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Are the idea guys really that different from the sweethearts and fake girlfriends of before? or are they an evolution?
They pretty much do the same things, lie to Chris and build up his delusions. Chris's ego would be boosted thinking that all these women around the world wanted him and gave him hope that his dreams of a wife and daughter were within reach.
Now idea guys boost his ego by telling him he's destined to become a powerful diety, and give him hope that his dreams of living in CWCville and getting married is within reach.
Wise and Boyd scammed him out of $6000 and got him to sell some things with sentimental value, but Pandahalo Blanca destroyed to medallion, Miyamoto tried to get him to fly across the country, and Juley leaked his nudes and got him to shove a spikey thing up his ass.
Was all of it wrong? Should Marvin and Bluespike have been treated like Wise and Boyd?
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...nah, their content was funnier.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Are the idea guys really that different from the sweethearts and fake girlfriends of before? or are they an evolution?
They pretty much do the same things, lie to Chris and build up his delusions. Chris's ego would be boosted thinking that all these women around the world wanted him and gave him hope that his dreams of a wife and daughter were within reach.
Now idea guys boost his ego by telling him he's destined to become a powerful diety, and give him hope that his dreams of living in CWCville and getting married is within reach.
Wise and Boyd scammed him out of $6000 and got him to sell some things with sentimental value, but Pandahalo destroyed to medallion, Miyamoto tried to get him to fly across the country, and Juley leaked his nudes and got him to shove a spikey thing up his ass.
Was all of it wrong? Should Marvin and Bluespike have been treated like Wise and Boyd?
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...nah, their content was funnier.
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Blanca was the troll who destroyed the medallion. PandaHalo was the Australian heartsweet who got raped by Clyde Cash and then died in a brush fire, except not really.
 
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nothing short
Silver Octopus said:
Are the idea guys really that different from the sweethearts and fake girlfriends of before? or are they an evolution?
They pretty much do the same things, lie to Chris and build up his delusions. Chris's ego would be boosted thinking that all these women around the world wanted him and gave him hope that his dreams of a wife and daughter were within reach.
Now idea guys boost his ego by telling him he's destined to become a powerful diety, and give him hope that his dreams of living in CWCville and getting married is within reach.
Wise and Boyd scammed him out of $6000 and got him to sell some things with sentimental value, but Pandahalo Blanca destroyed to medallion, Miyamoto tried to get him to fly across the country, and Juley leaked his nudes and got him to shove a spikey thing up his ass.
Was all of it wrong? Should Marvin and Bluespike have been treated like Wise and Boyd?
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...nah, their content was funnier.
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It's far more destructive to trick Chris into believing he's literally God than making him think he's dating the top google image search for big titty blonde girl
 
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zap2theextreme said:
nothing short


It's far more destructive to trick Chris into believing he's literally God than making him think he's dating the top google image search for big titty blonde girl
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Let's be real, Chris always had delusions of grandeur and honestly would've believed he was a god at some point, but it would've been much later than now.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Also, so now we have ANOTHER one doing CPU bullshit. Goddess of the Magnevox Oddysey line? Fuck's sake, I PLAYED an Oddysey2. The games were shit, the hardware was inferior to the Atari 2600 despite the membrane keyboard. Some is SERIOUSLY reaching. Soon we'll have the goddess of the Fairchild Channel-F, of which even the oldest member here has never seen in person let alone played.
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Still, I'd be impressed if a Goddess of the Odyssey2 would have lines like "You're Planet is Doomed!" spouting out of it's additional speaker! I had that thing!
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Chris had Alec Benson Leary's characters bow down to him and worship him in Sonichu 10 - Chris's God complex has been around for a few years...
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Doesn't help Chris believed he was named by god and essentially wrote Sonichu to be all about how he was a god where all worshipped him with him curing gayness with his sperm (that has surely aged well now)
 
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