Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Notice at 10 seconds into this video the Wern rips a fart. Dude won't even edit that out. Who is this Laura Jennings on Twitter? She seems like some female White Knight. Not sure if she is just trolling or genuinely feels bad for Lucas.

On Facebook pretty much all Lucas's "friends" are on there to laugh t him or troll . There are some that appear to really want to help Lucas and give him sincere advise. Of course, Lucas, being a true Lolcow, he rejects all advise. And not a single person on Facebook would help Lucas meet a girl, nor would they help him if he got kicked out of his flop house. Same thing with his family. He used to brag about how much money they have. If they wanted anything to do with him they would find a way to bring him home over the holidays, since they are so wealthy. But of course, they didn't.

Those that think they can help Lucas, need to wake up. He has no redeeming bone in his body. A pervert through and through, who'll say and do whatever he thinks is going to score him a girl. Laura Jennings et al. who feed his delusions are throwing women under 25, teenagers, and younger under the bus. In "support" of the insane pervert, they feed his entitlement to continue on the path he's on.

If he did contact this Bruce, I hope the guy knows about pervert Lucas Werner. It's all about getting this Bruce to bring in young ovulators for Lucas to eye rape and try to get one to breed.

Edit to add:
This Bruce fellow looks to be the Student Activities Program Coordinator at the bottom of this page: http://scc.spokane.edu/For-Our-Students/Student-Engagement

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 1h1 hour ago


I contacted a guy at my college named Bruce about starting a table top gaming group because the game group now is just people that manage the game room, little else.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 16h16 hours ago
The older I get the more I realize treating women like shit maybe isn't the best policy if you want to get laid or get married.

Gosh, then why are you single Lucas? It's almost like women see thru the white knight angle you play? Also, women don't like pedophiles, no one does. That's why you are alone.

It's fun to see when Lucas focus of how to get girls cycles around but he is overlapping here, earlier tweets griping about trump. I am really liking board game saga tho, it's gotta be his saddest and most confusing, even worse than "wound"

 

[Rokko]

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 16h16 hours ago
The older I get the more I realize treating women like shit maybe isn't the best policy if you want to get laid or get married.

Gosh, then why are you single Lucas? It's almost like women see thru the white knight angle you play? Also, women don't like pedophiles, no one does. That's why you are alone.

It's fun to see when Lucas focus of how to get girls cycles around but he is overlapping here, earlier tweets griping about trump. I am really liking board game saga tho, it's gotta be his saddest and most confusing, even worse than "wound"

He is also someone that is nearly 40 and wears pajamas to uni. Few things are more of a turn-off than someone pretending to be half their age and trying to be quirky.
Nothing wrong with being older, but behave accordingly.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas life is goal is to remake that film 30 going on 13 but 40 and going in 11.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He is also someone that is nearly 40 and wears pajamas to uni. Few things are more of a turn-off than someone pretending to be half their age and trying to be quirky.
Nothing wrong with being older, but behave accordingly.

I totally agree, but I don't think he wears them to look quirky, he's just exceptionally lazy. Remember, this is the man who can't be assed to edit ripping farts out of his videos... videos in which he begs for dates.

 

[mothman96]

He is also someone that is nearly 40 and wears pajamas to uni. Few things are more of a turn-off than someone pretending to be half their age and trying to be quirky.
Nothing wrong with being older, but behave accordingly.

I totally agree, but I don't think he wears them to look quirky, he's just exceptionally lazy. Remember, this is the man who can't be assed to edit ripping farts out of his videos... videos in which he begs for dates.

I'm thinking it's a combination of both. He's lazy, and doesn't want to go bending and groaning searching for pants from the pile of clothes on the floor and he likely thinks wearing the pajamas gives him the look of carefree youth.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm thinking it's a combination of both. He's lazy, and doesn't want to go bending and groaning searching for pants from the pile of clothes on the floor and he likely thinks wearing the pajamas gives him the look of carefree youth.

There is also the possibility he's too fat to fit into anything else nowadays.

 

[mothman96]

There is also the possibility he's too fat to fit into anything else nowadays.

Good point.

 

[Da Dude123]

Where does Tubby think he can go? Does he think other countries will give him more welfare? Maybe the gen z girls will be into a fat hobo in Batman pantaloonies? Lucas must think he can take his tugboat over seas.

 

[mothman96]

Where does Tubby think he can go? Does he think other countries will give him more welfare? Maybe the gen z girls will be into a fat hobo in Batman pantaloonies? Lucas must think he can take his tugboat over seas.

Looks to me he wants a bigger check (more free money) and a nice apartment or house to live in, all at taxpayer expense. Of course it pisses the hell out of him that girls aren't going to date an insane pervert on disability that lives in a tiny fart riddled flop room.

Like he is accustomed, he's thinking that others should foot the bill for him to get out of the country.

Edit to add.
He was asked where is he trying to go. "Anywhere European"

Replying to @TheOnlyWern


Where are you trying to go?

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• Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 11m11 minutes ago

Anywhere European

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[Man vs persistent rat]

Every western country has very robust safeguards against malingerers like this coming in and trying to set up on welfare. As a self-professed Big Brain he should be well-aware of how trapped he is.

The one thing that third worlders have no problem doing to get in (marriage) is the one thing nobody in the world would do with Lucas. He is less desirable than the average Somali refugee.

 

[mothman96]

According to the insane pedo, he isn't the problem. It's the white girls that don't date him are trailer trash. Now Lucas with his "magical" sperm would be good fodder for Maury Povich.


Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 10m10 minutes ago


Some white girl saying, "The problem is you," is always followed by that same white girl dating white racist guys who only listen to hip-hop, probably Trump's trailer trash.

https://twitter.com/TheOnlyWern
Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 44m44 minutes ago
Usually if someone sounds like they could be a guest on Maury Povich I discount their advice forthright.

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[Da Dude123]

Yeah, he's totally not the problem. It's the bigots who are wrong. And according to Lucas the girls won't date him due to bigotry.

According to the insane pedo, he isn't the problem. It's the white girls that don't date him are trailer trash.


Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 10m10 minutes ago


Some white girl saying, "The problem is you," is always followed by that same white girl dating white racist guys who only listen to hip-hop, probably Trump's trailer trash.

 

[mothman96]

Yeah, he's totally not the problem. It's the bigots who are wrong. And according to Lucas the girls won't date him due to bigotry.

He sure knows how to rack up points with the generation Z girls by calling them bigots, classist, trailer trash, for knowing better than to date a farting insane pedo, on welfare. His farts must permeate his little room. I wouldn't doubt he's crapped his pantaloonies. At least the toilet paper is sitting handy on his table.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Is Lucas ever going to follow through with his threats against people posting his pics?

 

[Garfieldchu]

I'll wager two turns in Mikaela that his college class pajamas have visible skid marks and telomere stains.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas claims he will leave the country?

We know his first and last name, lets see your pass port bucko. You can't leave the country even if I spent my money to get you out of here and off the dole I pay for.

He's almost 4 decades old and he's one step from a little kid packing 3 juice boxes up and his favorite plastic t rex running away from home. Yeah you really are ready for father hood when you think like this still.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is back to the pity party. The way he tries to manipulate the scene. Mean, mean people for not getting the insane pedo a girl to breed. He shouldn't worry about being the last single guy on the planet. He'll die (alone) way before than.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 13m13 minutes ago


I wonder what would happen if I was the last unhappily single guy on the planet. Would anyone even care? That would taken empathy, kindness and human decency, but I don't feel like that's even on the table for me.

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[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Lucas is back to the pity party. The way he tries to manipulate the scene.

This is most likely one of the key reasons his family wants to keep him at arm's length. He probably has attempted to guilt his mother on multiple occasions, and even she knew she had to cease communication with him on occasions.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is most likely one of the key reasons his family wants to keep him at arm's length. He probably has attempted to guilt his mother on multiple occasions, and even she knew she had to cease communication with him on occasions.

It more comes from the fact he refuses any sort of care. There's a few posts floating around, of his mom offering a place to stay etc but he needs to get help. Lucas chose to be homeless on his pedophile misson vs a home.

Someone who wants to fuck kids so badly they rather be homeless on the thin chance of creamping a tween? Yeah no matter what ills you have no one gives to that pity party.

We aren't the only people who know Lucas has a lot of options, in ways he's lucky he's got a family to help him and he's mentally ill in the US in an area that hands out tard bux with ease. All the ills in his life are due to him being him, not the horrible mental problems he has. There are lots of nice people whom are schizo some can even function some what.

Lucas has one goal and it's being a rapist to children, that's why his life is terrible.