Containment Random Chris Updates

Why is he so eager to get verified by Twitter? As he said, everyone knows it's him and even his socks are immediately obvious as his. So why bother other than the ego stroke that he can say "i am the true and honest, real Christian Weston Chandler and not that other Chris! Twitter even says so!"
Because the important celebrities have it, so why can't a fat manchild, who nobody actually likes have it too?
 
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I liked 2009 Chris-Chan a lot more than 2019 Chris-Chan...

I think ironically getting verified will be more detrimental to Chris in the long run.
Chris is always complaining about his past and his Google results... That verified icon just draws attention and people are more likely to Google that person to see what they've done to warrant that verified icon.
I think this verified icon will just result in Chris getting blocked more often by people he tweets at.
 
Just realised that his obsessive desire to exaggerate his barely-visible heterochromia makes his Lego figure look like it's sporting one hell of a shiner.

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I like Magi-Chan's facial expressions. You can tell he's thinking, "Man, I really hit rock bottom. I gotta stop hitting the pipe. I always wake up in the weirdest places"

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Why is he so eager to get verified by Twitter? As he said, everyone knows it's him and even his socks are immediately obvious as his. So why bother other than the ego stroke that he can say "i am the true and honest, real Christian Weston Chandler and not that other Chris! Twitter even says so!"
Autistic monkey see; autistic monkey do. He sees celebrities has a check mark so he wants one too.
 
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