Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Sissy Galvez said:
She got a book out of it and a comic book. She also got hired by shitty indie devs to work on games no one will play, and she scammed $80k on Kickstarter.

I’d say gamer gate was a very good thing for her vs being random indie dev #4293.
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Gotta make it sound like the worst thing though to make sure you can milk more out of followers.

Anonymus Fluhre said:
How is sucking off five guys our fault Zoe? People just wanted honest reviews for video games, not hearing about some skanks sex life. You want to turn tricks for favours, do it on the corner not in the gaming scene.
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Something something using Wizardchan and some angry anons in autistic screeching over vidya to make it sounds more than people wanting some honest reviews.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
At least she shares something with Superman, she has a weakness, however it's a penis and not kryptonite.
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That's like when you're at a job interviewer and someone asks you what your greatest weaknesses are, but she just lists off her strengths in a slightly negative sounding way instead.

"I'm TOO GOOD at sucking dick" - Zoe Quinn
 
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I'm sure she'll return to that to boost whatever piece of horseshite she's gonna be shovin' soon. As if anyone will play a damn thing she makes.
 
CervixHammer said:
I know that feel, character of questionable gender identity:
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oh wow, it's something that probably should have happened in issue 1, or the goofy buzzfeed quiz! has anyone gotten a character from the comic as their fursona?
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edit: someone is confused about when issue 3 is supposed to come out.
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None of these "women" look female, the hands, arms, necks, and bodies are all drawn like anorexic twinks.
 
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Archeopthryx said:
Like she jumped from game development, to one guy's dick, to feminism, to another guy's dick, lacroix and antifa, comics, and another guy's dick?
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And sucking five other dicks while on that guy's dick, and not even touching one guy's dick while fucking several other guys I'm sure, just a whole lot of dicks to be found. Her life is dicks, and being on top of them.
 
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ColorfulCassowary said:
And sucking five other dicks while on that guy's dick, and not even touching one guy's dick while fucking several other guys I'm sure, just a whole lot of dicks to be found. Her life is dicks, and being on top of them.
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When someone told her to climb a wall of dicks, she took it literally.
 
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Maggots on a Train v2 said:
None of these "women" look female, the hands, arms, necks, and bodies are all drawn like anorexic twinks.
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he really should have accepted that gift basket.
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Snowflake Buster said:
It looks like Star Control: Origins is released back on Steam. How is Zoe Quinn going to react?
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Like a butthurt child, of course. You saw how she reacted when she found out that Milo Y's book out sold hers by a huge margin - she went on Twitter and posted a That Really Happened story where she "totes dunked on" him.

Since Quinn already tried to accuse Wardell of made up shit, I'm sure she'll escalate it and accuse him of rape despite not having been even in the same state as Chelsea. Listen and Believe, y'all!
 
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Water-T said:
Like a butthurt child, of course. You saw how she reacted when she found out that Milo Y's book out sold hers by a huge margin - she went on Twitter and posted a That Really Happened story where she "totes dunked on" him.
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Milo's book vastly outsold hers even while itself being considered a huge flop.
 
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December Numbers are in, oh boy she must have promised to suck off an entire Comic-Con's worth of soyboys:
http://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2018/2018-12.html
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Watch as this number drops by over 60% by the 2nd issue.
Archeopthryx said:
I kinda forgot. Doesn't a title need to be in the top 65 to continue publishing?
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Least Concern said:
There's no hard-and-fast limit. A book will stay in publication for as long as the publisher wants to publish it.
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The comics industry is currently in a "Post-Sales" era. Basically, a book that sells (ships) below the supposed minimum number of orders required will continue because of reasons not tied to how well they sell or how popular they are. As long as the book exists for political or personal reasons it is forced onto the market at the expense of the comic shops.
 
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