Careercow Cory Machado - Owns fake football team, prolific webtraffic purchaser, NPWL Wrestler, camgirl stalker and "brand."

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It's great to see the habitual bullshitter scammer, you know, the type as old as cavemen that makes up stories about all the great things they've done and hot women they fucked to get money and girls, get updated to the age of social media. I have to thank Cory too for sending that legal complain too, or else I never would've heard of his achievements in Portuguese football and pro wrestling. Hoping Kiwifarms can make up for all those lost Twitter followers.
 
I got confused for a minute because I googled National Pro Wrestling League, and one of the top results was a Wikipedia article about a larger, much more established promotion, National Wrestling League. That's how irrelevant NPWL (horrible acronym for a wrestling promotion btw) is, I guess.

The Taeler Hendrix angle is interesting as well. I definitely remember her from ROH and being Lethal's valet. Poor bitch threw her life away for this professional bullshitter :story:
 
I got confused for a minute because I googled National Pro Wrestling League, and one of the top results was a Wikipedia article about a larger, much more established promotion, National Wrestling League. That's how irrelevant NPWL (horrible acronym for a wrestling promotion btw) is, I guess.

The Taeler Hendrix angle is interesting as well. I definitely remember her from ROH and being Lethal's valet. Poor bitch threw her life away for this professional bullshitter :story:
She’s fat, but I would have sex with her.
 
What a ridiculous man. You would think pretending to own a football team and being a pro footballer was done in order to impress football fans. But even for a person that haven't seen a football in his life it wouldn't be enough just to conjure up a name for a club, a logo and make a couple of social media accounts. This would fool absolutely no one. I can understand that you would do anything in your power to hide that. Because that is so embarrassing.

I just don't understand how this man despite all that uses football as a gimmick in his bootleg wrestle wrestle league.
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New to this thread, his girlfriend has a 47% win record on non PVP's and 52% lose record with 3 loses on PVP. Any time you see her you can bet she wants the attention. Closest she's got to the "big leagues" was being a Rose Bud on the WWE. While she has been used in a lot of promotions, you can bet it's as a back up or enhancement talent. Why she would squander her career with this guy when she could do something else is beyond me.

Oh never mind, they're married.

Seems the only time Cory has been mentioned in 2018 was because of his wife. That's sad.

While looking into this guy, why is it that Spanish people have a history online faking such things as sports careers and Oscar wins?
 
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He's chimping out about this dead thread and has sent nool a threat via lawyer Seth W. Wiener.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2019-...d-and-notice-of-potential-legal-action.52417/
Oh, THAT's why I was getting alerts. I just thought someone linked the thread on /wooo/ again, holy shit.
LMAO at some of what that says. "Damaged his status as a pro wrestler"? Bro, he could turn this into a gimmick in no time. If he can talk on the mic, he may not even have to wrestle! That's pro wrestling for ya, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. All he'd have to do is get a suit and be a manager helping another wrestler win with underhanded tactics.

Now's a good time to share a PM I got last year.
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Yep, Cory has a track record of trying this tactic.

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Also, I must respectfully disagree on something the OP posted, that spread to a few other wrestling communities. Taeler Hendrix was not "tricked" into anything, it's been years now, and some videos of her on youtube have ridiculous viewership (at least for someone who is irrelevant in wrestling these days). I'm thinking she got Cory to buy bots for that. Either that, or they're using some kind of youtube viewership trade service. Hendrix wouldn't be the only thot trying to use Youtube views to try to get bookings out of that. Anyways, I can't even be mad at these people, I just wonder who they think they're fooling.
 
There's only two ways to ruin your career as wrestler that's unsalvageable to some. Kill your family and yourself or be Enzo. If he can't make it because of a three page thread he shouldn't be wrestling. Maybe he should get his wife to claim she was being forced to sleep with another wrestler again. That'll get his name in the news again.
 
In the professional wrestling racket, if you really want something to never get booked worldwide again, you don't react to it at all. Booing only makes the entire presentation just reappear sooner in another spot somewhere because whoever is listening for reactions from the crowd to the product they're selling thinks, "Hey, at least it's something," and that's better in their mind than nothing at all...

Can't wait however for the other lolshoe to drop with the pimping and mlm fleecing salt because that's all shoot though.
 
Oh, THAT's why I was getting alerts. I just thought someone linked the thread on /wooo/ again, holy shit.
LMAO at some of what that says. "Damaged his status as a pro wrestler"? Bro, he could turn this into a gimmick in no time. If he can talk on the mic, he may not even have to wrestle! That's pro wrestling for ya, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. All he'd have to do is get a suit and be a manager helping another wrestler win with underhanded tactics.

Now's a good time to share a PM I got last year.
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Yep, Cory has a track record of trying this tactic.

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Also, I must respectfully disagree on something the OP posted, that spread to a few other wrestling communities. Taeler Hendrix was not "tricked" into anything, it's been years now, and some videos of her on youtube have ridiculous viewership (at least for someone who is irrelevant in wrestling these days). I'm thinking she got Cory to buy bots for that. Either that, or they're using some kind of youtube viewership trade service. Hendrix wouldn't be the only thot trying to use Youtube views to try to get bookings out of that. Anyways, I can't even be mad at these people, I just wonder who they think they're fooling.

Yes, I agree now that Taeler is complicit in this nonsense. At the time, I thought that she - even as a C-lister - was too far out of his league to be involved with him unless it was through trickery. Apparently whatever money he's got was enough to convince her to get on board.
 
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What's interesting about this is we have a reddit post quoting this thread in part that he posted randomly July 24th, meaning he knew about this for at leasy half a year before taking legal action. What prompted him to do this now?

He hasn't taken legal action as of yet. He just dropped a ton of money to get a lawyer to write an angry letter, telling Null how very very angry he is, and that he better be a good boy and do what he wants before he gets even angrier.
 
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I hope that this nonsense injects some interest into Machado and his shady background. Always love to see a thread revived like this when shit hits the fan.

Oh yeah. This is a situation that is already seeding the ground for a massive bloom of Streisand Effect.

It couldn't happen to a better guy. Did you watch that unbelievable self-aggrandizing video with the 'Morgan Freeman' robot reader? He fucking called himself a "Living Angel". :story: This guy's ego makes Russell Greer's self delusions look sane.

With not only the incredible autism and ego of the cow in question, but how strongly n00l dropped the hammer on this ambulance chasing lawyer representing Machado in the first round, this thread is sure to become gold.

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I got confused for a minute because I googled National Pro Wrestling League, and one of the top results was a Wikipedia article about a larger, much more established promotion, National Wrestling League. That's how irrelevant NPWL (horrible acronym for a wrestling promotion btw) is, I guess.

The Taeler Hendrix angle is interesting as well. I definitely remember her from ROH and being Lethal's valet. Poor bitch threw her life away for this professional bullshitter :story:

I'm guessing he wanted the name National Wrestling League/initals NWL, and once he found out that another promotion already used the name (and is apparently doing well, for an indie) so he decided to stick 'Professional' in there so he could keep the core of NWL in NPWL.

Also, I think his wrestler GF looks fuckin' delicious. Got the build I like. Not fat, but she's all there. I'd lick her all over like an ice cream sammich with cherry on top. ;)

I'd Venmo HER a dollar and tell her I can give her a better life!
 
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I had no idea who this fuck was until he decided to try and intimidate Null into doxing @Yellow Yam Scam
Wow, this is a whole new level of WTF?! Stalking a woman and sending someone to her house. That's absolutely fucking creepy. Like "Serial rapist scoping out his next victim" levels of creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if that was close to the truth.
 
The Streisand effect is always something beautiful to behold. Judging by how he acted with a camgirl I am certain there's something more sinister or odd about this guy, and with the legal action bringing more attention it's now just a matter of time before it's found.

That being said, who the fuck would drink Neon when Monster Zero Ultra exists? 8)
 
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