Usually it's obvious what his lame jokes are, but I'm stumped. This seems more like a riddle than anything.
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Usually it's obvious what his lame jokes are, but I'm stumped. This seems more like a riddle than anything.
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That was worse than the Jessup Codrap joke.
fiu0cm
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I'm pretty sure it's his autistic "wordplay" on getting sick after going to the restaurant. I think he's associating the suffix -cy with an ailment. Tacoefcy probably means eating too many tacos? Like he gets a case of incontinency after eating Taco Bell.
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Too funkin' bad. Thereby he throws away his only remaining chance to fondle some cartoon characters IRL.
Who wouldn't like to upskirt Minnie Mouse?
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Nothing to worry about, since Chris won't ever be able to afford to go to Disney without "just winning" a giveaway or something.
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He managed to conduct some roadtrips to BronyCon already.
It's all about the right combination of e-begging and tard strength.
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Kill me, kill me in the fucking face. Because I think I get it.
I think it's a re3tarded hybridization attempt at TB/KFC's chain names.
I think it's a re3tarded hybridization attempt at TB/KFC's chain names.
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perfect diet for somebody who has "accidents".
fiu0cm
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I thought that was a given tbh. What he thinks the joke actually is means is a mystery.
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When he said "shards of shattered pottery" I thought he was going to say "stuck in my anus."
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What would be funnier is watching Chris in one of those old mental institutions, telling this joke, and getting hit with a hydrotherapy pressure hose.
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Chris still dreams like a little kid.
Remember the boring "Yahtzee!" dream?
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I'm more stumped about Chris staying away from Disneyland. Can you imagine Chris at Disneyland? Making Donald Duck noises at kids, running out of money, and setting up a kissing booth to solicit a new father to make Chris part of the family. Or security chasing Chris around the park after he tries to install himself as a Disney princess handing out kisses and begging for tips.
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Oregano
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Now that you mention it, Chris going to Disney could make for some good content.
Then again, I'd feel awful for the poor cast members who'd have to put up with him. They can never break character, even if Ben Franklin's trans-brother tried to smooch them.
Then again again, Chris possibly wouldn't be the craziest park patron ever.
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Most people who don't go to Disney parks do so because they're opposed to Disney's behavior, they hear bad stories about the parks, they have a phobia of crowds, etc.
Chris doesn't want to go because of a nightmare. Even if it were "real in another dimension," it still wouldn't be real on "Earth 1218" with its' "limits and shit."
Oregano
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That's true, good point.
I guess Chris just has such an odd way of explaining things, I instinctively think "Only you, Chris... Only you." whenever he's on one of his tangents.
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Lochlan O'Neil is a fat cosplayer who has been white knighting for Chris. Recently Chris retweeting her go fund me for muh medical bills.
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Some interesting coincidences I have spotted:
The tweet is for Hashimoto's thyrioditis, a disease of the thyroid, but the go fund me specifically states the money is for other medical bills. In it she states her medicals bills are about 750 dollars. Then in an update she states that she does not have to pay that much because she will not be paying for the blood work. So, she is paying less for bills well asking for more than 750 dollars. She also states that her diagnosis for her thyriod disease is new.
It seems like she just wants the money, and does not need it all.
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Some interesting coincidences I have spotted:
The tweet is for Hashimoto's thyrioditis, a disease of the thyroid, but the go fund me specifically states the money is for other medical bills. In it she states her medicals bills are about 750 dollars. Then in an update she states that she does not have to pay that much because she will not be paying for the blood work. So, she is paying less for bills well asking for more than 750 dollars. She also states that her diagnosis for her thyriod disease is new.
It seems like she just wants the money, and does not need it all.
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