The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Judge Holden]

Dead Space.

Dead Space?

Correct. God I miss that franchise.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Mister Mosquito.

Yep, correct.

 

[Overcast]

You and your brothers take on special tasks your "regular" brothers can't do.

Dance Dance Revolution with a flower.

You get called into action after one of the adults calls somebody ugly.

You end up washed up on an island while trying to find your best friend's sword.

Your mom betrayed you. Go kill her.

You're a shell of a man making ends meet while waiting out the end of the world.

 

[MadDamon]

Erotic demon slaying

 

[That fucking snake robot]

Erotic demon slaying

DooM it has to be DooM.

 

[MadDamon]

DooM it has to be DooM.

Correct

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Your mom betrayed you. Go kill her.

Binding of Isaac?

 

[Overcast]

Binding of Isaac?

Nope. Applicable though based on what I've heard about the game.

 

[A Witty Name]

You get called into action after one of the adults calls somebody ugly.

Spyro the Dragon?

 

[Belmont]

Go from left to right. Jump as needed. Weapon my be required.

 

[Overcast]

Spyro the Dragon?

Yup.

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

Your a Spanish Guy that can shit out infinite amounts of Parachutes

 

[Vault Boy]

Your a Spanish Guy that can shit out infinite amounts of Parachutes

Just Cause?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Vagrant meets a princess, an old man, and a pirate. They all get new jobs.

 

[Bob Page]

Bald man becomes David Koresh on steroids over some crystals.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Jesus Christ fights the Illuminati in a post 9/11 world.

Vagrant meets a princess, an old man, and a pirate. They all get new jobs.

Final Fantasy 5

 

[Bob Page]

Jesus Christ fights the Illuminati in a post 9/11 world.

Deus ex.

 

[ProfDongs]

Vagrant meets a princess, an old man, and a pirate. They all get new jobs.

Final Fantasy 5?

You're out with your dog when an Irish guy inserts himself into your life and keeps telling you to fight authorities, it turns out he has some mother issues

 

[Zaragoza]

You save the world by becoming a door at the end.

 

[Overcast]

You save the world by becoming a door at the end.

Persona 3 FES