Containment Random Chris Updates

RustyNail(her) said:
Bob should have came down way harder on this and blamed Chris and his need for internet attention rather than the damn weird callers.
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Imagine, if Bob had beat the crap out of Chris, he would have been an unknown tard instead of his final form, which is wearing Kleenex boxes for shoes and a rusty shower curtain as a skirt and hanging out at cons trying to cast love spells on those who blocked him in the year 2025.

Second_Missing_Primarch said:
online socialization was a bust and he was going to go make real friends. And against all odds, he actually did find some irl friends who weren't trolls, and now he's ditched the lot of them to whine for online attention from brony artists and VAs. It'd almost be sad if he weren't being such an incredible knob about it
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Yeah, I don't think that Chris will understand that socializing is a delicate, visceral game of give and take that even a lot of normies don't want to be to partake in.
I don't think Chris realizes he's bad at any type of socializing, and his antics will never be "outdated" because they keep happening. I think it's funny when people confront him with masturbating and humping imaginary ocs on camera. This stuff happened like a year ago, yet he's still "get with the times, the times, I will never do that again until someone tricks me into doing it"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yeah, I don't think that Chris will understand that socializing is a delicate, visceral game of give and take that even a lot of normies don't want to be to partake in.
I don't think Chris realizes he's bad at any type of socializing, and his antics will never be "outdated" because they keep happening. I think it's funny when people confront him with masturbating and humping imaginary ocs on camera. This stuff happened like a year ago, yet he's still "get with the times, the times, I will never do that again until someone tricks me into doing it"
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He never has understood it before. I remember the autism tutorial video where he complained about people not coming up to talk to him when he was loitering at the mall or downtown Charlottesville. He expected everyone else to put in all the effort to build a friendship and make his life better, just as he always has and probably always will.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
That part about the face to face meet and greet reaaaallly makes me think he intends on talking this out with anyone who blocked him at Bronycon. He needs to be convinced that is not a smart move. You can not force people to like you and for some reason Chris, though he's mentally about 10, has never gotten this.
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He watched the TF2 Analysis panel at BronyCon last year. If they did a meet and greet, he would've "met" them there and put way more meaning into it than he should've. But, yeah, he'll likely try to talk to them at the upcoming con and hand his apology gifts over just like he tried with Nowacking last year. If they reject him, it'll be a coin flip to whether he'll just wander away to cry about it or pester them more and get thrown out.

Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Agreed. At this point, Chris really should just get the fuck off Twitter. He's got wèens swarming him every time he tweets, he's incapable of making an alt account that would successfully throw them off, and it's supposedly costing him sleep and peace of mind. But of course he won't do that because he's forgotten his own advice on online socialization and is too wrapped up in trying to force all these people to be friends with him.

I remember when he proclaimed that online socialization was a bust and he was going to go make real friends. And against all odds, he actually did find some irl friends who weren't trolls, and now he's ditched the lot of them to whine for online attention from brony artists and VAs. It'd almost be sad if he weren't being such an incredible knob about it.
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Yeah. Stuff like this is why Bob fucked up by not insisting Chris keep trying to work. If he had a job he wouldn't have so much free time to waste and get angry over insignificant stuff like Twitter drama.
 
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I highly doubt Chris is refering to D&D when talking about "Bugbear". I think he's refering to MLP again, there's a literal bugbear in an episode.

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Bugbear

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The American Hedgehog said:
Yeah. Stuff like this is why Bob fucked up by not insisting Chris keep trying to work. If he had a job he wouldn't have so much free time to waste and get angry over insignificant stuff like Twitter drama.
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Yeah, I don't think fast food was the best fit for Chris, especially considering his lax attitude toward hygiene back in the day. There was always going to be the potential for him to do something gross or offensive that pissed off a coworker or a customer. Bob should have tried to find him another job that was simple, repetitive, and didn't involve so much human contact, like stacking boxes in a warehouse or something. Granted, Chris's sheer laziness would have made keeping such a job a dubious prospect, but at least he'd have been doing something productive.
 
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the thing that always gets me is that Chris believes he is famous and that all 31 thousand people following him are his friends and people that like him and this strokes his ego so much he is blind to the fact these are mostly w.e.e.n.s and people who want a good laugh. Plus he thinks his infamous reputation just falls off about 10 years? who is he trying to fool other than himself?
 
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The finality of being blocked eludes Chris, much like the ban from The Game Place all those years ago. It means they don't want to have anything to do with you, forever. This is a concept that Chris not only refuses to understand, but fundamentally rejects; after all, if he's a kind and compassionate CPU goddess with friends and allies, among which, then why would anyone hate him in this dimension 1218? It must be those darn trollin' stupids making misuse of his good name to spread Laughs Under Lucricities.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
The finality of being blocked eludes Chris, much like the ban from The Game Place all those years ago. It means they don't want to have anything to do with you, forever. This is a concept that Chris not only refuses to understand, but fundamentally rejects; after all, if he's a kind and compassionate CPU goddess with friends and allies, among which, then why would anyone hate him in this dimension 1218? It must be those darn trollin' stupids making misuse of his good name to spread Laughs Under Lucricities.
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Chris thinks real life works like tv, and that he's the main character/hero, so of course he's gonna get unbanned by the end of the episode, that's how it's supposed to work! And when real life doesn't follow the formula he gets frustrated because they're doing it wrong, not him!
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
The finality of being blocked eludes Chris, much like the ban from The Game Place all those years ago. It means they don't want to have anything to do with you, forever. This is a concept that Chris not only refuses to understand, but fundamentally rejects; after all, if he's a kind and compassionate CPU goddess with friends and allies, among which, then why would anyone hate him in this dimension 1218? It must be those darn trollin' stupids making misuse of his good name to spread Laughs Under Lucricities.
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He also has this very childish view of apologies. If he's not shunting the blame of his behavior on someone else and tries to apologize he thinks that it's an automatic pass. You're SUPPOSED to forgive someone if they say sorry. Look at all the times where he loses his autistic marbles when he apologizes but isn't given what he wants in return.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
The finality of being blocked eludes Chris, much like the ban from The Game Place all those years ago. It means they don't want to have anything to do with you, forever. This is a concept that Chris not only refuses to understand, but fundamentally rejects; after all, if he's a kind and compassionate CPU goddess with friends and allies, among which, then why would anyone hate him in this dimension 1218? It must be those darn trollin' stupids making misuse of his good name to spread Laughs Under Lucricities.
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This how you know all the positivity and blushing emojis are complete crap. He's putting on a show to lure people in and be his friend/not be scare of him. Chris does not give a shit about other people beyond what they mean to him. Just as he openly criticizes all his gifts until he's shamed into saying he is thankful like a child who got the wrong toy from grandma at Christmas. When he's mad you see the real Chris. Tempers, demands, ignoring any and all good advice, and deception.

Someone said earlier (Marvin?) Chris isn't a manipulator but I gotta disagree. He wants to manipulate people into only seeing the love goddess magical anime girl he wants so badly to project. When people see the shallow old balding manbaby underneath he desperately wants that image gone.
 
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GhostBird50 said:
the thing that always gets me is that Chris believes he is famous and that all 31 thousand people following him are his friends and people that like him and this strokes his ego so much he is blind to the fact these are mostly w.e.e.n.s and people who want a good laugh.
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He recognized that they're mostly trolls in the apology video today.

RustyNail(her) said:
Someone said earlier (Marvin?) Chris isn't a manipulator but I gotta disagree.
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I think Marvin just misworded his point. He said that Chris is not manipulative because he's incompetent at manipulation. Not that he doesn't want to be manipulative. I'd agree with the sentiment in general, the exception being the small cohort of autists that do fall for Chris' bullshit.
 
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