Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

[Tubular Monkey]

It's borderline unethical to accept money for such a tricky piercing when the site is known to be infected.

And it's entirely unethical to perform body alterations on someone who is quite clearly mentally retarded.

 

[Brooke]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris(tine) re-pierced it him(her)self.

Oh dear god. Don't even put that image in my head. Him piercing his ball sack with a safety pin...dear god.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Soooo. First I misread the title as "Chris pierced his taint" and thought to myself "Well, yeah. That's old news." Then I read it again and realization hit me like a fucking brick.

A lot of things came to my mind going through this thread... for one I wonder if any professional piercer is going to do it. I mean, he's going to see the former piercing migrated and got infected, it's most likely not even fully healed and the person in question CLEARLY is mentally challenged. I mean, if it's some asshole doing piercings from a back-alley, he wouldn't give a shit, but he still doesn't want to kill someone. At this point, Chris should be unable to get his ass pierced again on virtue of noone wanting to touch his taint even for a great number of dollars. The risk is just way too high.

And I can't help but imagining Chris going to an evaluation to eventually receive the necessary surgery and hormone treatment to become a real tomgirl and right when the shrink asks him how serious he is about all this, Chris immediately blurting out "Oh I am very serious about it! I already got 2 unclits for my soul vagina, let me just get my wallet so I can show them to you..."

 

[derpi]

There once was a transgendered autist
Whose thoughts were considered quite feminist
He punctured his taint
And his piercer did faint!
S/he now sees a gynecologist.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He's already been told off of this once, I thought. At some point you just have to let stupid do as as stupid is, come what may.

Y'know, come to think of it, anything Barb may have to say in the negative about the matter could, and probably would, drive Chris to even further lengths to woman himself up. Among all the stuff that's happened over the years, I'd imagine that one of the worst is being stuck with his mother. It's conjecture, as always, but it occurs to me that his inability to get away from Barb cuts him twice. The first razor is not being able to escape her or the hoard, which is bad enough, but then you have the second blade: Nobody's doing anything to replace her.

Chris is an odd, bent, pierced duck. He's arrogant as hell, yet at the same time is quite aware of his vast and crippling limitations. He feels he deserves to be both rescued and pampered, but that desire is a tacit admission that he doesn't believe he can take care of himself. The desperation that had been building up after more than a decade was met with thunderous apathy and discouragement. It seems, unless I'm mistaken, that Chris has finally come to the realization that, as Clyde Cash once remarked, no one gives a shit about him (it's possible that he's always known this, but worked to deny it). While that may be damaging to his oversize ego, it's probably most distressing to him that no attractive women or adoring crowds are going to do anything to soothe his emotional state and secure his future well-being, two aspects of his life that would be very negatively impacted by Barb's habits and behavior.

There's no pretty, beautiful, or attractive heartsweet desperate to rescue Chris. He knows this. All he has left on earth is this woman who probably still makes Bob miserable even to this day. It's either her, or crushing loneliness and rejection, and one day, some day, off in the near or sorta-near future, he won't even have that choice.

So, once again, Chris is trying to escape. He tried to escape into CWCville, and it was blitzed. He tried to escape into the fantasy of being swept off his feet by a hot-n-juicy living leisure-and-support device, and he was roundly rejected and, worse yet, ignored. He tried to escape into the warmth and comfort of his high-school experiences, only to find out that his alleged gal pal besties regarded him as nothing more than a pitiable, permanently-affixed accessory on their lunch tables, a charity case. Now, there is nothing left (save for the tugboat, whatever money he gets from ebay, his purchases, and the zombie of 14 BLC).

Thus, Chris is still trying to escape, the only way his half-eaten potato chip of a brain can fathom: Getting gussied up to beat the band and calling himself a woman, in attempt to find some kind of comfort in his life, to feel some kind of shared strength that he believes women have, as he has little belief in his own strength to fix anything. The more Barb continues to Barb at him, we can one day expect to hear that Chris has pierced both his testicles with a pair of safety pins and run a length of copper wire up his tinkle hole. Painful? Yep - but not as much as dealing his his mom.

 

[TundranVoltaire]

He was previously saying it would cost $100 to get it pierced again, right? Between that and the cost of the gold barbell, I'm glad to hear that the Chandler's financial troubles have finally been put behind them.

If he was really trans, He's spend that money on things that would actually help that instead of godawful taint piercings. There are several items that would serve his purpose (And look more woman like and actually make him have somewhat of a woman form!) without surgery. I'm actually ordering a packer for that same reason; it helps a lot. I just did some google searching for items, and linked some items on the first website I pulled up. Granted, these are expensive, but you can get them for way way cheaper via Amazon or Ebay. I understand that surgery is expensive, but dear lord you don't have to self-mutilate yourself to ease dysphoria (If Chris even is truly trans. I'm not convinced.)

 

[Stud2Stud]

If he was really trans, He's spend that money on things that would actually help that instead of godawful taint piercings. There are several items that would serve his purpose (And look more woman like and actually make him have somewhat of a woman form!) without surgery. I'm actually ordering a packer for that same reason; it helps a lot. I just did some google searching for items, and linked some items on the first website I pulled up. Granted, these are expensive, but you can get them for way way cheaper via Amazon or Ebay. I understand that surgery is expensive, but dear lord you don't have to self-mutilate yourself to ease dysphoria (If Chris even is truly trans. I'm not convinced.)

Well, in Chris perception his hair is fabulous and his moobs are almost as good as real women's breasts. So no need for a wig or glue-on tits.
But he thinks he needs a little clit so he can fulfill his fantasy of rubbing his filthy taint all over some poor women's genitals. That's where his cargo-cult unclit comes into play.

Another downside to the things you listed: Just humor the thought of Chris having any of these items in his possession for, say, a week. Imagine how he would (ab)use it and then store it.
The sticky parts of the real breast thingies would be covered in lint, dog-hair and god knows what else within minutes. The wig would literally become a rats nest and/or toilet. And the least we speak about what could happen to the 'fem sex girdle' the better.

Edit:
If Chris ever thought he would need a bigger rack, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually just used his plush tits expecting a perfect illusion.

 

[Male Idiot]

If he was really trans, He's spend that money on things that would actually help that instead of godawful taint piercings. There are several items that would serve his purpose (And look more woman like and actually make him have somewhat of a woman form!) without surgery. I'm actually ordering a packer for that same reason; it helps a lot. I just did some google searching for items, and linked some items on the first website I pulled up. Granted, these are expensive, but you can get them for way way cheaper via Amazon or Ebay. I understand that surgery is expensive, but dear lord you don't have to self-mutilate yourself to ease dysphoria (If Chris even is truly trans. I'm not convinced.)

I get what you are saying, but remember, this is Chris, not a normal transgender person. This factor is important in two ways.

First, I doubt he has any idea the items you linked exist. I had no idea either and I'm more well informed than Chris. Chris believes he knows everything about subjects from the most cursory of google searches.
He might use those items, but he would need to discover them first.

Second, he has his magical fantasy world , and the unclit is a horrifying part of it for mental reasons we can't really understand.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

That stood out to me too. Where is his taint piercing going?

In the trash. Which in the Chandler household means piled atop other junk Chris absolutely had to have.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Some of the hyperbole in this thread is amazing. He's getting a piercing, not going razor wire bungee jumping at the medical waste dump.

Yes, it's a hard piercing to care for. No, he's not great at hygiene. But, even having seen the previous picture of the infected piercing, I think that by far the most likely outcome is a local infection followed by Chris either taking out the bar, or it falling out naturally.

 

[Thetan]

What is the practical solution to this? Telling Barb? Would she care?

I've been thinking about this, I'm just not sure how to accomplish it. (Maybe call her on the pretext that I'm interested in the BMW?) Chris fears/respects Barb, so it's not a bad option. If she demands that he remove his taint piercing he'll probably do it.

Unfortunately, it looks like he's already been pierced based on the time stamp on the message. (It had been there for 4 hours before I saw it.) He needs to have that thing removed now. Renee tried to tell him that he doesn't need a taint piercing to legitimize himself as a trans-woman, but, in typical Chris fashion, he refused to listen.

 

[Holdek]

I wash my hands of your demolition. Die if you want to, you innocent puppet.

It's like the ancient proverb: "If he dies, he dies."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've always subscribed to the belief that Chris does learn, but only by directly suffering consequences. But in this case, he has directly suffered consequences, and he's doing it again. I don't understand the thinking here. Did some of the bacteria from the previous infection migrate to his brain and start making suggestions? "Uh, yeah, Chris, this is like, Sonichu or whatever. You should totally get your taint pierced again. It was pretty cool. Uh... Sonic's arms are not blue!"

At this stage, though it pains me to say it. I think it's pretty much a case of letting nature take its course. Maybe another infection will get the message across.

 

[Sailor Failure]

It's really astounding how much pain he's willing to go through for his unclit. Getting it the first time had to hurt, it getting infected definitely had to hurt, and I don't even want to think about him repiercing it himself with the safety pin. And now he's going to go (or I guess has gone) to have it redone professionally. Will Chris be able to keep it properly clean? Will he be able to stop diddling around with it when he jerks off? Or will the cycle of horror repeat itself? Stay tuned!

Spoiler

The answer is the latter: that the cycle of horror will repeat itself.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I've been thinking about this, I'm just not sure how to accomplish it. (Maybe call her on the pretext that I'm interested in the BMW?) Chris fears/respects Barb, so it's not a bad option. If she demands that he remove his taint piercing he'll probably do it.

Unfortunately, it looks like he's already been pierced based on the time stamp on the message. (It had been there for 4 hours before I saw it.) He needs to have that thing removed now. Renee tried to tell him that he doesn't need a taint piercing to legitimize himself as a trans-woman, but, in typical Chris fashion, he refused to listen.

Of course he did. Just liked he refused to listen to everyone before you. Chris only hears what Chris wants to hear so unless you said "the taint piercing is the greatest idea ever and you'll be up to your chin in china", he ignored it. Even if you get him to remove this one, what are you going to do once he gets it pierced again in a few weeks? Are you willing to become a semi-permanent fixture in his life just to smack his hand every time he does something stupid?

 

[YI 457]

From @Thetan

So........... Chris is still texting Renee. I can't fucking believe that he got himself re-pierced. You'd think that last little scare would have taught him something.

Also, the new piercing jewelry is apparently gold, so I'm guessing that it was considerably more expensive.

Given this latest development, I'm tempted to break my new "prime directive" and intervene. Failing that, I may try and get a hold of Catherine (if she's still in the picture) and see if she can talk some sense into him.

This is just soooooooo...

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(Blanks spots are where I edited out Chris's phone number.

No. Just... NO. You guys have always perfect timing to post things like this at lunchtime.

It's like the ancient proverb: "If he dies, he dies."

 

[Holdek]

ya, he's gonna die

 

[garbageraider]

I just want to know who the fuck would do all this to him

Chris is 100% doing this to himself.

Ever since this all started I still cannot believe that Chris came up with this idea all on his own, with no outside influence. Really, this sounds like the kind of thing a troll would coerce him into doing, back during the Golden Age.

The taint piercing was Chris's idea. He alone came up with it. Nobody, and I mean nobody, encouraged it in the slightest. It was Chris's stubbornness and willpower alone that saw him get the piercing.

He is an autistic, mentally disturbed, unstable dullard with enough issues to be the topic of a psychiatry convention.

He has no common sense at all, and sometimes has such bad ideas and impulses that he can be a danger to himself. He keeps hurting himself, and he just doesn't learn. It's like there's a brick wall in his head that insights, lessons, and ideas bounce off of like a rubber ball, preventing him from learning. In a way, his inability to learn is perverse.

In conclusion, here's something to think about. At the beginning of this month, Chris took several hundred dollars out of his paypal as cash and put it in his wallet. That is the same money that he is now using to have his taint re-piercied. To the people who have been his ebay customers, whatever your intention was, you ended up, in part, financing a mentally deficient person's self-destructive compulsion, and enabling him. You're enabling him to do something stupid that may ultimately result in serious harm.

Chris can't spend/manage money competently. He's stupid and not responsible. If you're hoping that he'll use the money you give him to pay the rent or pay down his debt, he's just going to use it to dig himself into an even deeper hole.

I'm not trying to be harsh, or to judge anybody. I just thought that it was a point which deserved to be brought up.

 

[YI 457]

In conclusion, here's something to think about. At the beginning of this month, Chris took several hundred dollars out of his paypal as cash and put it in his wallet. That is the same money that he is now using to have his taint re-piercied. To the people who have been his ebay customers, whatever your intention was, you ended up, in part, financing a mentally deficient person's self-destructive compulsion, and enabling him. You're enabling him to do something stupid that may ultimately result in serious harm.

Chris can't spend/manage money competently. He's stupid and not responsible. If you're hoping that he'll use the money you give him to pay the rent or pay down his debt, he's just going to use it to dig himself into an even deeper hole.

I'm not trying to be harsh, or to judge anybody. I just thought that it was a point which deserved to be brought up.

Chris never knew how to spend/earn money properly. He used his parent's credit card to buy garbage, sexual toys, and mostly useless junk. The fact that some of us are financing him only serves as a reminder of Chris' poor judgement. I would like to know if Barb is aware of the ebay business and if she takes/took/had taken some of the money.

 

[garbageraider]

I would like to know if Barb is aware of the ebay business and if she takes/took/had taken some of the money.

Barb vaguely knows that Chris is making money selling stuff through the mail and internet, but she doesn't know the full details or specifics of Chris's Ebay business. She doesn't care to. Barb takes what money she needs to pay the bills from Chris each month, and then leaves Chris to fend for himself with whatever's left. As long as she gets her money, Barb's content to sit in her Lazy-Boy recliner chair and sleep/watch TV all day.