DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Don't forget this guys, so 2 months has passed and this change of bill due date should be in full effect this month, yet he is still shamelessly begging, why? Because he is a pathological lier and counting on his paypigs forgetting what he said in the past

you gotta listen to me, not the other people who spin what i said, okay? *Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

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To be fair, it may be 2 months from when he did it. So it may not take effect until March. With that said, you could see if he brought it up on stream and said that they would be fixed by February.

Edit: Yay! Long-time sporadic whale flybeast has showed up to tip $110!

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil outlasted 81 employees

It's HANDHOLDING, it's HANDHOLDING

The level of HANDHOLDING is

MASSIVELY STRONG

 

[Pargon]

It's HANDHOLDING, it's HANDHOLDING

The level of HANDHOLDING is

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What in the fuck is it with autists and them needing to see Minecraft played "properly"? I've never played it so correct me if I'm wrong but it's just supposed to be a game where you monkey around learning the mechanics and discovering what weird things you can do with them, right?

That's what boggles my mind about him playing it - it's the antithesis to the type of game meant for Phil. It values imagination and creativity and he doesn't have a single ounce of that in his entire body. I can't imagine it's entertaining to watch.

 

[Slander Man]

Uh oh, the roach is about to lose his bitchere Minecraft handholder. Will he wagequit the game?

 

[WeeblesWobble]

More outright begging for tips tonight cuz of "MUH BILLS UNTIL MUH TWITCH PAYMENT". He's literally going to do this every month now, isn't he?

I thought it was funny that he mention how he had to "make cuts" by not renewing his Adobe Premier. Bitched about how he was a let's player who wouldn't even have any editing software. Besides the obviously (he doesn't edit), I guess he forgot that he is paying over 100 dollars for a second business class internet line.

Oh and him bitching about paying the sewer tax for his defunct condo back home. "I'm paying 250 dollars for sewer taxes for a house I'm not even living in." Yes, and several thousands of dollars a year in mortgage payments, property taxes and whatnot.

 

[gaarashatan]

Don't forget this guys, so 2 months has passed and this change of bill due date should be in full effect this month, yet he is still shamelessly begging, why? Because he is a pathological lier and counting on his paypigs forgetting what he said in the past

you gotta listen to me, not the other people who spin what i said, okay? *Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

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"ive been in debt for 2 years and stressing the whole time, and i finally decided to day to look into how i can change some stuff to try to make it better, since my pigs arent paying enough to me anymore to not worry about it"

 

[_XXIII_]

It’s a pretty pretty princess. Princess Swagginz is Phil’s bottom bitch.

Hang on, didn’t Leanna start spouting off in chat during a Kingdom Hearts stream back in the day, causing Phil to flip out at chat for being negative? Isn’t that what Swagginz did this week?

I think this confirms the suspicion that Mrs Wagginz wants to be Phils girlfriend.

 

[ZB 584]

Hang on, didn’t Leanna start spouting off in chat during a Kingdom Hearts stream back in the day, causing Phil to flip out at chat for being negative? Isn’t that what Swagginz did this week?

I think this confirms the suspicion that Mrs Wagginz wants to be Phils girlfriend.

This is the incident:

Christ, this man has always been an insufferable cunt.

 

[der rademacher]

Uh oh, the roach is about to lose his bitchere Minecraft handholder. Will he wagequit the game?

I hereby officially file an application for putting the terms "wagequit / wagequitting" on the list of candidates for the vote of word of the year.

 

[actually]

I hereby officially file an application for putting the terms "wagequit / wagequitting" on the list of candidates for the vote of word of the year.

Second, and let's make sure we attribute it appropriately (from July 3rd, 2018 ) :

Shoutout to CallMeBeggar on twitter for originating the term "wagequit" for when Phil quits a game due to low "participation", as he appears to be doing for EX Layer.

 

[JMR]

I was able to listen for about half an hour at the start of last night's BO stream. Some things he said:

-Phil does not own a gun, and has never shot a gun before. Nor does he have any desire to. (I remember him being more cagey when asked about gun ownership, saying something like, 'You guys don't know. I've been through some shit, with these trolls messing with me: having stuff sent to my house, being SWATted, etc.' and suggesting the axe wasn't necessarily the only weapon in the house.)

-Phil has left the US one time. (Canada)

-I know he's talked about this before, but Phil thinks he is insusceptible to mid-life crisis. Listening to him speak on the subject previously, the depth of his knowledge regarding such crises probably comes from TV and movies as he talks about how it happens to people who feel stuck being married and/or with children which makes them buy frivolous things.

-Talked more about he was hated by West Coast players and tournaments organizers, but he was more magnanimous about it, saying he understood it was because he talked a lot of trash. ("I used to be a big time shit talker.")

 

[actually]

I missed the start of the rant, but he was also talking about the legal system as it pertains to copyright and spouted off about how a judge would just dismiss a case if he didn't feel like listening to the arguments, which is so absolutely pants-on-head re.tarded, I can't fully put it into words.

 

[NursezillaX]

I've changed payment dates on everything from insurance premiums to credit card bills over the years and have NEVER had an experience where it took 'two months' to take effect, it was always in place my next billing cycle so, in my eyes, he's already full of shit on that, and I consider him using bills coming too early as a 100% blatant lie.

But, giving him the MOST possible benefit of the doubt and most generous speculation in his favor, he has until March before he needs to ditch the 'my bills are all due before Twitch pays me / I'm gonna overdraw my account / TIP ME!!!' as a strategy without other people realizing it's total horseshit. And, what's sad, is that I fully expect him to continue to say it and full expect it won't make a damn bit of difference to his braindead audience...

EDIT: of course, I could actually see him not even having made the change. In his tweet about it, he says 'How does that help me NOW???' Given his complete myopia, he probably could convince himself that there was no short-term / immediate benefit, so he can't be fucked to think two months ahead to the long-term help it would provide and didn't even act on it. It's hard to ever know what could possibly be going on in this dude's head.

 

[Equinox_]

I've changed payment dates on everything from insurance premiums to credit card bills over the years and have NEVER had an experience where it took 'two months' to take effect, it was always in place my next billing cycle so, in my eyes, he's already full of shit on that, and I consider him using bills coming too early as a 100% blatant lie.

But, giving him the MOST possible benefit of the doubt and most generous speculation in his favor, he has until March before he needs to ditch the 'my bills are all due before Twitch pays me / I'm gonna overdraw my account / TIP ME!!!' as a strategy without other people realizing it's total horseshit. And, what's sad, is that I fully expect him to continue to say it and full expect it won't make a damn bit of difference to his braindead audience...

EDIT: of course, I could actually see him not even having made the change. In his tweet about it, he says 'How does that help me NOW???' Given his complete myopia, he probably could convince himself that there was no short-term / immediate benefit, so he can't be fucked to think two months ahead to the long-term help it would provide and didn't even act on it. It's hard to ever know what could possibly be going on in this dude's head.

I have done the same and the next billing cycle is when the dates have changed. I even had my own benefit of the doubt that maybe it's just different. I've asked many people, even a friend that currently resides in Washington, and they have all stated the same about it taking effect into the next cycle.

So my guess is he wanted to make up the 2 month narrative to try and squeeze a few extra pennies out of people.

 

[Surly Muppet]

That's what boggles my mind about him playing it - it's the antithesis to the type of game meant for Phil. It values imagination and creativity and he doesn't have a single ounce of that in his entire body. I can't imagine it's entertaining to watch.

Indeed. I wouldn't have thought there was a wrong way to play Minecraft, but Phil certainly doesn't play it a right way.

Papavera is an idiot though. First that Phil will entertain this suggestion... come on. He's getting that this setup is inefficient, but he seems to be fighting the realization as to why Phil is insisting. Even when that guy tweeted him, he didn't acknowledge the main point, which was that Phil just wants money.

And then in addition to that, the notion that this would make a difference anyway. The crux of Phil's meltdown the other night was getting lost in the nether. No guide is going to tell him how to be competent or problem solve on the fly. He literally wanted the chat to be his sense of direction and situational awareness. The olbelisk-style lighthouses barely factor into the pile of problems with Phil's gameplay.

I've changed payment dates on everything from insurance premiums to credit card bills over the years and have NEVER had an experience where it took 'two months' to take effect, it was always in place my next billing cycle so, in my eyes, he's already full of shit on that, and I consider him using bills coming too early as a 100% blatant lie.

Well beyond that, he still shouldn't be able to afford them with the dates moved. Otherwise, he'd be capable of budgeting now and making sure that he set aside some of the Twitch payment for the start of every month. The 'unable to afford bills at the start of the month' meme makes even less sense if moving them would fix it because it means he completely empties his account at the start of every month on something optional that could go to the bills instead, if only they arrived at a different time. So this has to either be a lie, or he is living significantly out of his means. This narrative leaves no other options.

My Detractor Theory is that Kat's contract stipulates all surplus money in Phil's account is transfered to hers at the end of the month in order for her to stay and continue Soulmaid duties. He can't negotiate that because it is in a contract and she has a standing money order set up.

 

[Pargon]

My Detractor Theory is that Kat's contract stipulates all surplus money in Phil's account is transfered to hers at the end of the month in order for her to stay and continue Soulmaid duties. He can't negotiate that because it is in a contract and she has a standing money order set up.

I love this theory because it'd make another in a long line of contractual obligations which Phil consented to and which fuck up his life on a daily basis.

 

[Coin Ops]

My Detractor Theory is that Kat's contract stipulates all surplus money in Phil's account is transfered to hers at the end of the month in order for her to stay and continue Soulmaid duties. He can't negotiate that because it is in a contract and she has a standing money order set up.

This will become Laveria 2.0 where he claims their partnership was just an experiment and they never physically signed a contract.

 

[Comma]

Came across this tweet by @drgnkiller:

"I need as much content as possible to try and raise as much funds as possible."

That sentence right there pretty much sums up DSP's entire character and the way most people know him. It's interesting to see he directly connects making more money to working more, while most other people (in this line of work) would most likely have an epiphany at some point and think: maybe there are things I can do to improve myself/the content so revenue will be higher while not working myself towards a burnout. But I guess that's really not an option in Mister NothingICouldDo's mind; he's always at peak performance and the things that impact him in a negative way are always outside of his control.

 

[Pargon]

Came across this tweet by @drgnkiller:

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"I need as much content as possible to try and raise as much funds as possible."

That sentence right there pretty much sums up DSP's entire character and the way most people know him. It's interesting to see he directly connects making more money to working more, while most other people (in this line of work) would most likely have an epiphany at some point and think: maybe there are things I can do to improve myself/the content so revenue will be higher while not working myself towards a burnout. But I guess that's really not an option in Mister NothingICouldDo's mind; he's always at peak performance and the things that impact him in a negative way are always outside of his control.

Five straight days of double streams, because the straits he's in are just that dire. Not six or seven, mind you, like someone working below the poverty line might do in order to make sure they can cover their rent along with their kid's new medication. Nope, just five straight days of about eight hours' work. Oh, but don't neglect the breaks. Guy doesn't wanna give himself a heart attack.

I think I'm beginning to understand why his fanbase is mostly very young adults and folks who otherwise can't/don't work a regular 40-hour week. No one else could buy the idea that doing so would kill a man.

 

[kebab4you]

Phil just can't help himself...