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Crosspost. Slingblade is currently supposedly in so much pain that he believes he needs to go to the hospital, and claims he can't afford an ambulance nor an uber.
Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.
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So Slingblade wants a muscle relaxer. I'm sure the fact that it has side-effects with alcohol isn't a factor. I'm really hoping that he's been horking down the ibuprofen like he's been whining. An alcoholic getting liver failure is just magical sounding.
And how does someone who does jackshit all day have a bad back? Is laziness terminal now?
And how does someone who does jackshit all day have a bad back? Is laziness terminal now?
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Ibuprofen is more of a renal toxin than liver toxin.
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I hope he gets to the hospital, they refuse to give him pain meds and, instead, throw his lush ass into alcohol detox/rehab
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Dude's gonna fry his kidneys for sure. Dialysis on the taxpayer dime when?
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Phil would rather spend money on edgy T-shirts when his roommate is -- allegedly -- writhing in agony. Troon bonding is such a mysterious thing.
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It’s always been like that. One of them supposedly going through massive health issues, the other not even mentioning it. Hell, one of the major reasons people don’t believe Phil has the chop was that Toren said nothing.
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That's because they're usually lying about whatever they're using as an excuse for begging for vodka/cheese money. They are total narcissists and don't ever bother covering for each other's lies.
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Surprised he's not using robax platinum. it's Ibuprofen + 600mg Methocarbomol, a muscle relaxant for back pain. It's potentiated by alcohol, of course.
The best part is that mixed with alcohol, RP not only fucks your kidneys but your heart as well long term. GO for your glory, Toren!
The best part is that mixed with alcohol, RP not only fucks your kidneys but your heart as well long term. GO for your glory, Toren!
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Robax is
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I think methocarbamol is available though. Jon just wants to wash it down with vodka anyway.
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I double checked and it’s prescription only, it’s not like he can wander down to the CVS and pick up a bottle. That would require more effort than bitching on Twitter.
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I'm sure an elderly degenerate like Jon knows the kind of whining he needs to get whatever he wants prescribed. Just bitch some about back pain and ask for it. It's not like it's oxycontin or some shit.
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Gay. Methocarbomol's not even all that strong unless you drink a fuck of a lot of hard liquor along with large doses of it.
You poor yanks get fucked for all the useful stuff. Can even only get Tylenol 1 OTC in a few states as I understand, and then sign a register doing so. Nothing like having to declare to your state police that you are all but an opiate addict and get put on watch when all you wanted to do was kill your cough and get some sleep with something that actually works.
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Just walk, then, faggot.
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Ride Phil like a horse.
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Let's be honest here.
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How long before the cops are called ?
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More public airing of laundry
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Sounds like Toren's been taking the piss out of Phil's dressup to his face, and poor widdle Phil can't handle it.
Just admit it's all a fantasy, Phil, and things will be a lot easier.