Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,540
Valentine's Day is coming up. With the engagement news, personally, I'm hoping for a callback to the infamous "WE BROKE UP" Valentine's video from a few years ago. "I'M NOT MAD || OPTAVIA IS GOING GREAT || I LOVE BECKY NOT DESTINY" as she bitches with a bottle of wine, fatter than ever. Becky sulks in the background in angry thumb mode.
 
Me I’m hoping for a defiant vid on how in love she and Becky are, while Becky stares just past the camera, mouth slightly open, sullenly pondering where life’s road has led her.

On the other hand she may get a rare on-camera boob squeeze out of the deal, so this might be to her advantage.
 
Hello, this is my first post but lurking here since the Dusty era. Excuse me for any english errors in advance since it is not my first language!

Amberlynn fascinated me from the beginning for how a person can be so selfish like that. I also once hoped for her to get better, not once but again and again. But I see the pattern you guys are seeing and knocking my head ''yes indeed'' time and again with every reaction I read on here. I also see the end is maybe nearing. This can't continue like it does. Either way; Becky will break up and hell will break loose in the gay fam or she will be struck by some sort of undiognosed fatty condition or make a nasty fall that will send her to the hospital. It is :optimistic: to think that she will make it to her 700 lbs's bedbound. Shit will hit the fan. Sooner then later..
 
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... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters :story:
 
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... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters :story:
"Sick" of eating those crap bars that she probably ate all of in one sitting. I'm sure that would make anyones stomach hurt. Let's be honest though, we all know she's just stewing in her darkroom, face lit up by her computer/phone screen just staring at Dusty and Shrek's engagement photos and possibly photoshopping her face on Shrek's to make herself feel better.

I would like to order a drunken crying video on Valentines Day for everyone, please.
 
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... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters :story:

The gorl who isn't reading comments has been reading comments.

She just had the "stomach flu" and now she's sick again, is that humanly possible? Or is Amberlynn such a dainty gorl that she's no match for viruses? Lying is second nature to her. We all know she failed Optavia miserably, show yourself Amber!
 
Sick = heartbroken as fuck.

I would like to order a drunken crying video on Valentines Day for everyone, please.
I second your order, and would like to order a drunken YouNow livestream like the one we were treated to 2 years ago. She did an upload and a stream on that day as well, so it's not unprecedented.
 
The gorl who isn't reading comments has been reading comments.

She just had the "stomach flu" and now she's sick again, is that humanly possible? Or is Amberlynn such a dainty gorl that she's no match for viruses? Lying is second nature to her. We all know she failed Optavia miserably, show yourself Amber!
They live in filth, she sleeps on a mattress on the floor which no doubt has not been cleaned in a dogs age. Cat and dog hair everywhere, she doesn't bathe, has open wounds and underlying health conditions. I am sure her immune system is taxed so yes, it is possible, plus stress can lower the immune system and no doubt there has been drama and all sorts of shit going down and getting worse so I am going to go with she doesn't feel well but when the fuck does she EVER feel 'well' these days?
 
They live in filth, she sleeps on a mattress on the floor which no doubt has not been cleaned in a dogs age. Cat and dog hair everywhere, she doesn't bathe, has open wounds and underlying health conditions. I am sure her immune system is taxed so yes, it is possible, plus stress can lower the immune system and no doubt there has been drama and all sorts of shit going down and getting worse so I am going to go with she doesn't feel well but when the fuck does she EVER feel 'well' these days?

Touche!
 
They live in filth, she sleeps on a mattress on the floor which no doubt has not been cleaned in a dogs age. Cat and dog hair everywhere, she doesn't bathe, has open wounds and underlying health conditions. I am sure her immune system is taxed so yes, it is possible, plus stress can lower the immune system and no doubt there has been drama and all sorts of shit going down and getting worse so I am going to go with she doesn't feel well but when the fuck does she EVER feel 'well' these days?

She's really fat too.
 
She just recently updated her Snapchat story with a black image with text saying that she was sick which is why she decided to upload the pre-edited video. Optavia must've tasted a lil' TOO good for the binge-monster to resist.
Sick?? But the Optavia is full of vitamins and probiotics, right? She was supposed to be fuelin good booboo
 
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