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- Aug 15, 2016
You could melt him down for soap.
Could probably net you about 15 cents, plus a satisfying sense of poetic justice.
It would have to be some sort of industrial soap. If a person bathed in soap made from Chris, you would end up dirtier than before. It would be like bathing in bacon grease from his nearly 40 year diet of Sheetz hot dogs and McDonalds. His renderings might be more suited for being made into tractor grease or something.
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