Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

As for Gunn, don't forget he takes it personally because 1) he interviewed Gunn before Gunn hit it really big and 2) Gunn was targeted by Trump supporters, making anything that happens to him unfair and illegitimate. Remember, Bob never does anything because of principles, because he has none.

Don't forget that GotG2 hit when his father died and it had a big "father" theme to it.

I also think Bob may be living a bit vicariously through Gunn - hence why the rehire thing is so personal.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Don't forget that GotG2 hit when his father died and it had a big "father" theme to it.

I also think Bob may be living a bit vicariously through Gunn - hence why the rehire thing is so personal.

He’s the only person that HASN’T moved on from the scandal.

 

[Mola Ram]

I also think Bob may be living a bit vicariously through Gunn

So ... Bob likes to fuck children?

 

[Red Hood]

Humans are interesting as shit, they constantly do interesting things like build civilizations, make art, have sex, explore the planet and then go for space, and yes, even fight.

Bob has done none of these things though.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Speaking of things Bob hasn’t done for society.

 

[Altera the Hun]

Speaking of things Bob hasn’t done for society.
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We'll hit 1st place when Bob finally leaves this mortal coil or he moves out of the country. Whichever comes first

 

[Judge Dredd]

Was that when it retconned the fact that it never took place in Brooklyn?

Yoshi's Island? Yes. Which is why Bob hates it so much.

Early Mario games didn't have much story beyond "rescue the princess" but the western canon was built up through cartoons, manuals, comic books, etc. This is where the classic "Mario is an Italian American plumber from Brooklyn" came from. But none of it was real canon and the Japanese devs ignored it. Yoshi's Island revealed that Mario was born and raised in the Mushroom kingdom (the game is an escort quest where you have to get baby Mario to the end) Bob was triggered. He's complained about it a few times over the years.

That and Mario Plus Rabbids seem to be the only 2 Mario games Bob hates.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Bob had an "Escape from America" movie idea which would have been easy in the Trump era with all the deportation. How about "Escape From North Korea?"

 

[link1234]

Bob makes a passive aggressive remark about long time comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver.

Some guy named DickFart sends it to Ethan Van Sciver

DickFart gets in a fight with a MovieBob fan and Ethan breaks it up.

Here is a somewhat funny video I found in the reply's.

I would like to see more about were this comes from.

 

[Detrogen]

It’s so satisfying that EVS - someone always eager to sperg endlessly about people talking shit about him on Twitter - just casually brushes Bob under the rug like he’s nothing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It’s so satisfying that EVS - someone always eager to sperg endlessly about people talking shit about him on Twitter - just casually brushes Bob under the rug like he’s nothing.

It's not even new bait. Dobson has said similar stuff because neither of them actually looked at what they're talking about. It's actually a few seconds long clip that repeats for an hour and EVS generally is positive towards the topic of Kelly Marie Tran. He even managed to make her an ensemble dark horse in some circles.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob makes a passive aggressive remark about long time comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver.
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Some guy named DickFart sends it to Ethan Van Sciver
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DickFart gets in a fight with a MovieBob fan and Ethan breaks it up.
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Here is a somewhat funny video I found in the reply's.

I would like to see more about were this comes from.
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Lol. This is priceless.

Which twitter roast on Bob has gotten the most likes by the way?

 

[Sumdood]

Curious what the median age of Bob’s “fans” are.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Curious what the median age of Bob’s “fans” are.

Likely pseudo intellectual teenagers

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Likely pseudo intellectual teenagers

Nah, Bob only has fans because he got started when there was less competition. They would have to have started as pseudo intellectual pre-teens to be pseudo-intellectual teenagers now. I'm guessing that they're stunted manchildren like Bob himself (horrifying, I know).

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Likely pseudo intellectual teenagers toddlers.

FTFY

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Likely pseudo intellectual teenagers toddlers.

FTFY

I could imagine them as some moronic cult that idolizes Bob has their god.

 

[Knyttet]

Does Bob have a hate-on against Singer's X-Men movies? There's definitely something animating him besides moral outrage. We know he doesn't give a shit about someone being a predator based on his silence on Devin Faraci.

He does hate the Singer X-Men movies. He has mentioned how he hated their aesthetics for not being colorful and kiddyfriendly enough, how he hated their focus on Wolverine and that they to him seemed ashamed of their comic book history (typified in the line "what did you expect, yellow spandex?" from the first movie).

He also praised X-Men: First Class, partly for retconning away X-Men 3 and the Wolverine movie. And then when X-Men: Days of Future Past (once again directed by Singer) retconned X-Men 3 and Wolverine back into continuity again he hated it.

So there's definetely a lot of history to Bob's sperging about Brian Singer.

 

[Positron]

Bob makes a passive aggressive remark about long time comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver.
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Damaging a figurine of a female Star Wars character is apparently exactly the same as dismembering an actual woman. "It's the same energy, just different levels"!

 

[Rei is shit]

Still sperging about robots. Makes a mention of kiwifarms

Amazon isn't part of the superior future.....