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You can't "reinvent" schizophrenia.
Chris can. He can't even get his shit together to do mental illness right, so instead he's hobbled together his own bastardized DIY version of schizophrenia, where instead of paranoia and terrifying hallucinations and the CIA reading his thoughts, he's got friendly ponies giving him high-fives and weird group sex sessions with cartoon hedgehogs.
 
Anyone taking bets on the next subculture he goes too since MLP is dying?


Kinda hope it would be wrestling :lit:

Kinda makes you wonder why Chris never got into wrestling way back in the late 90's when the Mondays Night Wars was at its peak, considering he was in high school at the time which was the prime demographic for wrasslin' back then.
 
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Kinda makes me wonder why Chris didn't get into wrestling way back in the late 90's when it used to be huge, considering he would've been in high school at the time which was the prime demographic for wrasslin' back then.
Maybe he was too much of a fag to like it, and at the same time too much of an homophobe to condone shirtless muscular men rubbing against each other.
 
Rather than his other body having a mind of its own, I'm pretty sure he thinks his soul has a mind. When he says "this mind," he's referring to his body's mind. He constantly flips between referring to his body as "I" and "my body," and sometimes refers to his soul as "I."

He's possessed by autistic, retarded demons.
 
You can't "reinvent" schizophrenia.

Chris doesn't have schizophrenia, nor do most of the people online with "head mates." They're mostly just moody teenagers and college kids looking to be unique and establish an identity. Most of them would have been "otherkin" if they were born a bit earlier, when that trend was popular on Livejournal. Now they have "head mates," or "tulpas." Another 5-10 years it'll be something else equally ridiculous. Its roleplaying. Chris... well he's quite a bit more exceptional but he's rather unique in that regard.

Kinda makes me wonder why Chris didn't get into wrestling way back in the late 90's when it used to be huge, considering he would've been in high school at the time which was the prime demographic for wrasslin' back then.

Chris has an odd relationship with pop culture. He's truly a product of the 80s and its consumerist mindset, and yet at the same time he seems to lack any real awareness of some major franchises. He never talks about wrestling, or action movie stars like Arnie, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Lee, Mel Gibson or Bruce Willis. He never talks about He-Man, Dino Riders, Muscle Men, Thundercats, TMNT, Robocop or the major comic book companies Marvel, DC, Wildstorm or Image. He never talks about Duke Nukem, Doom, Wolfenstein, Battle Toads, Mortal Kombat, kung fu or horror movies. Its like he somehow avoided or missed most of the more stereotypically masculine toys, games and media of the 80s and 90s, except for Transformers. And Go-Bots.

Much like with certain other lolcows, I wonder if his parents somehow restricted what he had access to (unlikely, as they seemed pretty indulgent otherwise) or if Chris genuinely disliked anything that was too "macho" in his own estimate. If the latter, then it actually does go a long way towards @Marvin's suggestions that Chris has always had gender identity issues. Chris actually was into MLP before bronies were a thing interestingly enough. Of course that wouldn't be that unusual, but taken with his other issues its probably worth making note of.
 
Chris doesn't have schizophrenia, nor do most of the people online with "head mates." They're mostly just moody teenagers and college kids looking to be unique and establish an identity. Most of them would have been "otherkin" if they were born a bit earlier, when that trend was popular on Livejournal. Now they have "head mates," or "tulpas." Another 5-10 years it'll be something else equally ridiculous. Its roleplaying. Chris... well he's quite a bit more exceptional but he's rather unique in that regard.



Chris has an odd relationship with pop culture. He's truly a product of the 80s and its consumerist mindset, and yet at the same time he seems to lack any real awareness of some major franchises. He never talks about wrestling, or action movie stars like Arnie, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Lee, Mel Gibson or Bruce Willis. He never talks about He-Man, Dino Riders, Muscle Men, Thundercats, TMNT, Robocop or the major comic book companies Marvel, DC, Wildstorm or Image. He never talks about Duke Nukem, Doom, Wolfenstein, Battle Toads, Mortal Kombat, kung fu or horror movies. Its like he somehow avoided or missed most of the more stereotypically masculine toys, games and media of the 80s and 90s, except for Transformers. And Go-Bots.

Much like with certain other lolcows, I wonder if his parents somehow restricted what he had access to (unlikely, as they seemed pretty indulgent otherwise) or if Chris genuinely disliked anything that was too "macho" in his own estimate. If the latter, then it actually does go a long way towards @Marvin's suggestions that Chris has always had gender identity issues. Chris actually was into MLP before bronies were a thing interestingly enough. Of course that wouldn't be that unusual, but taken with his other issues its probably worth making note of.

Remember that first birthday video of his where he discussed boys playing with ponies and his Sailor Moon poster? He always loathed the traditionally masculine, and just clothed it in the language of "understanding girls."
 
I'm not gonna say it's literally impossible for Chris to pass, but I think the threshold is improbably high:
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that with the help of a wig and laser hair removal, Chris would be able to pass just fine. He’s not particularly tall and his body shape has always been weirdly feminine. I’m assuming that he’s banking on getting his true and honest female form in the dimensional merge though.

Chris has had a hormonal imbalance since he was like 16, which caused his nipples to be extremely large and pink, and give him stick arms and legs and a big gut.

He is on titty skittles now so that's going to be exacerbated

Very possible Chris's hormonal imbalance caused his gender dysphoria, tomgirl saga perhaps could've been avoided by feeding chris chicken breast and making him lift weights.

Oh well
 
Was Chris still believe in facebook curse? (e.g. Share this post on 10 people or you'll get curse. 1 like = Amen to the google image of a fetus, ignore and go to hell)
 
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