zap2theextreme
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Chris' makeup looks like it was put on with Homer's makeup shotgun
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I personally would describe his body shape as "potbellied gray alien"This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that with the help of a wig and laser hair removal, Chris would be able to pass just fine. He’s not particularly tall and his body shape has always been weirdly feminine. I’m assuming that he’s banking on getting his true and honest female form in the dimensional merge though.
Refer to them as "mortally challenged"He's possessed by autistic, exceptional demons.
I think painting sneakers with sonichu colors and maybe a sonichu or two would be a really good money maker for Chris, sign and seralize every pair.
I bet people would pay up to $200
the original Legendary Boots of Atsimu™
Ok, I realized I worded that badly. What I'm trying to say is, does chris look to see if you have mlp/sonic stuff on your twitter if you send him a follow request, again I've been wanting to be able to see them when the first get posted and if need post them on here if someone hasn't posted about it already, if its major.Is there any way to get Chris to allow you to follow him, like need to appear like a briny or whatever or like sonic? Not for the cursed w I promise, just wanting to be able to get whatever he tweets on the dot, and maybe be able to help contribute to getting them over here if possible.
The wording is irrelevant. You're asking for criteria upon which Chris bases who he approves for followship, that's assuming he has any standards and doesn't just click-click-click through the list.Ok, I realized I worded that badly. What I'm trying to say is, does chris look to see if you have mlp/sonic stuff on your twitter if you send him a follow request, again I've been wanting to be able to see them when the first get posted and if need post them on here if someone hasn't posted about it already, if its major.
Chris has had a hormonal imbalance since he was like 16, which caused his nipples to be extremely large and pink, and give him stick arms and legs and a big gut.
He is on titty skittles now so that's going to be exacerbated
Very possible Chris's hormonal imbalance caused his gender dysphoria, tomgirl saga perhaps could've been avoided by feeding chris chicken breast and making him lift weights.
Oh well
Chris never had any hormonal imbalances, he's just fat and out of shape.
I wonder what Chris would think about all the he's and hims on here.
If he cared, that is.
Ok then, so he has no criteria, thank youThe wording is irrelevant. You're asking for criteria upon which Chris bases who he approves for followship, that's assuming he has any standards and doesn't just click-click-click through the list.
And if something big comes out on his Twitter we have @The American Hedgehog for that.
What evidence do you have to support this claim?
Anyways, being fat is (was) probably the leading cause of his hormonal problems, fat in the body causes testosterone to turn into estrogen in the blood.
Chris had an exceptional amount of estro even for being fat,
Look at a bodybuilder's nipples. These guys take special drugs to keep the levels of estrogen and prolacta in their body low. This makes their nipples super small, and dark.
See? Thing is purple and tiny.
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Compare this to Chris's nipples, do you see any difference?
Also, if you look at pics of chris shirtless, you will notice that his traps and his deltoids are abnormally small, even for a guy that doesnt work out, they are just... missing. This along with his general lack of muscle tone and low sex drive (he said he jerked off twice a week) all point to a lack of testosterone in his body, and abundance of female hormones
This is why so much fat collects on Chris's hips, and not on his arms etc
Anyways, looking at your nipples is one of the early warning signs for estrogen in the body- guys that take steroids have to worry about extra estrogen in their bodies, and the early detection/warning is to ... check the nipples, and make sure they are not getting bigger, or puffier
They make special pills that you take if you notice that your nipples are getting puffy to remove the estrogen from your body and make your nipples little again
Wouldn't be a stalker if he had an NSA technology?
I wonder what Chris would think about all the he's and hims on here.
If he cared, that is.
A lot of lego kits are on sale today
So where are they, because they are not listed on ebay..? Smoke much?
BLAH