”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”
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What if Sonichu was real and aware of how his "father" behaved?
Would he be bitter? Afraid? Depressed?
What if Sonichu was real and aware of how his "father" behaved?
Would he be bitter? Afraid? Depressed?
Then he would also realize he'd been created deformed and stupid, and would be very angry.
I'll defeat your existence with my killing power
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What if the house fire hadn't happened?
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What if the house fire hadn't happened?
The idea guys wouldn't not get in Chris's inner circle
What if Sonichu was real and aware of how his "father" behaved?
Would he be bitter? Afraid? Depressed?
Similar to Cole Smithey about his relationship with his mom
Then he would also realize he'd been created deformed and stupid, and would be very angry.
I think he'd be horrified at what Chris has done over the years and subsequently run away. After a month or two of running to certain continents to look for a place of refuge far away from his creator, he would look for custody in Sega, and Sonic the Hedgehog himself would take him in (If Sonichu is real in this scenario, I'll just say this applies to all game characters as well). After some form of magic/weird science that would make him look like an actual Sonic character instead of a children's drawing, Sonichu could even become a member of the main cast, with a backstory that pokes fun at the creator and his misdeeds. However, Chris wouldn't be able to do a thing about it, as Chris would most likely be so unhealthy and overweight at this point that he would struggle to move.
I think that would be a nice little headcanon for the character, at least Chris doesn't die in the end and is just kinda immobilised.
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What if Chris's mind became an A.I. that was on the internet?
Charming Man
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris's mind became an A.I. that was on the internet?
Spedaleus.
The True and Honest Man
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris watched anime like Jojo where you get unique powers through some sort of hardship?
imbackbaby.mp3
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What if Chris Got another Car?
What if Chris had been an Xbox fanboy instead of a PS3 fanboy?
What would his gamertag be?
Would Probably be the same, "Sonichu"
What if Chris's mind became an A.I. that was on the internet?
The internet would become r'etarded and stop working.
Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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What if we found the Autism Tapes and got to hear Chris's autistic screams? Would Chris finally be impeached?
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What if Chris took the Blue Whale challenge?
It was just vapor lock
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The internet would become r'etarded and stop working.
trying to download something
Firefox: "I'm working on it!"
What if Chris was right about the dimensional merge?
CWC as a product of pop culture
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What if Chris didn't shit himself AND did something?
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What if Chris didn't shit himself AND did something?
Then he's not Chris Chan
What if Chris was right about the dimensional merge?
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It was just vapor lock
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What if Chris didn't shit himself AND did something?
Then his whole life would have turned out very, very different.
What if Christine bought LSD on the deep web?
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What if everytime he shits himself, he can time travel?
What if Christine bought LSD on the deep web?
I think I'd pay to see that. Give him three hits and watch him run around naked rolling around in his dirty plushes and blathering about THE COLORS, MAN and how the merge is happening right fucking now.