🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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the autist of dojima said:
Not gonna lie, former killstream supporter here, is fun watching ralph and co burn to the ground but seriously, how do you manage to fuck the most easy job in the world?
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Because they didn't watch Goodfellas


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Goodfellas - Never Rat on Your Friends

Jimmy: "You took your first pinch like a man, and you learned the two greatest things in life." Henry: "what?" Jimmy: "Look at me....Never rat on your friend...
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Edit : And before you sperg Ralph, just remember one thing : it's just content. I'm sure you're very familiar with those words.
 
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the autist of dojima said:
Not gonna lie, former killstream supporter here, is fun watching ralph and co burn to the ground but seriously, how do you manage to fuck the most easy job in the world?
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Alcohol. If Ralph had actually gone on that very small hiatus instead of treating all this drama like he's its psychotic ex-girlfriend he might've managed to at least delay the inevitable for a week. Now he's already hit critical mass and even if he just shuts up for the rest of this "hiatus" he's already fucked himself.
 
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Lord Akira said:
Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.
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55k in savings? That's decent actually, more than I would have expected.

What is with Americans doing drugs and thinking it's somehow normal? Ralph time and time argues for the legalisation of drugs and it's clear why. "Party once in a blue moon" is almost Andy's tagline, it's almost like there's a blue moon every day when you're on fucking something... Drugs and alcohol, what an absolute fucking trainwreck.

Ralph, lay off the booze, stay off the drugs, and go look after your mum. Stop being such a fag.
 
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Shady Attorney said:
Remember /cow/: Just Don't
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It begins.

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Lord Akira said:
Alright fuck it, Ralph's mom is basically dying, and probably explains why he's a fucking wreck at this point. Not only does she have cirrhosis of the liver (what a shock for the Ralph bloodline), but double kidney failure requiring dialysis every couple of days. Ralph also has not one, but 2 DUIs, one in South Carolina and the other I believe in Kentucky. Likewise, Ralph has an enormous love of weed, constantly smoked weed, sold weed, and once even crashed his car while smoking weed during Hurricane Katrina (He was still in Memphis, but the storm had already passed through) Other substances Ralph explained to me that he had a passion for was cocaine, ecstasy/molly, and methamphetamine. Ralph was a smart boy though, besides buying an Olympic-sized pool's worth of bourbon, he recently purchased a new Nissan Sentra and managed to save 55K worth of superberries in the bank. If you would like to proclaim your passion for drugs, wish his mom well, or complement him for his savings, he can be reached at (901) 219-2235.
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Assuming this is true (we only have your word with no supporting evidence), what are the chances he has drugs in his house? He really better hope Zoom doesn't try reporting him to his PO. This also makes sense and is a possible answer to why he seemed afraid of Zoom.

And having the that phone number is not proof. It was posted to 8chan years ago: https://8ch.net/pi/res/569.html
 
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Sam Losco said:
Assuming this is true (we only have your word with no supporting evidence), what are the chances he has drugs in his house? He really better hope Zoom doesn't try reporting him to his PO. This also makes sense and is a possible answer to why he seemed afraid of Zoom.

And having the that phone number is not proof. It was posted to 8chan years ago: https://8ch.net/pi/res/569.html
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As far as having drugs, I'm not sure, I think he'd have to be clean considering he had to go to Knoxville and his PO would test him before clearing him to go and when he returned.
 
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Shady Attorney said:
To everyone watching the house burn down, what would you call the domino that started this whole mess?
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In my opinion it began once he started censoring himself and screening callers a few months ago. That's personally when I began to raise brows and (((notice things))). Then it got worse as he started focusing on news more and drama less. It made cracks of hypocrisy appear and certain boards were sure to document it. Then he started sperging at people and otherwise acting out which drew attention to his unstable antics. It just accelerated from their.
 
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It’s only Thursday night, that’s three more full days of Ralph binge drinking and sperging. How much further can he go?

Andy disavowal by Monday?
New dirt from Zoom?
Surprise infighting arc with Gator?
Will Josh avoid Radioactive Ralph or has life in the zone made him immune to the harmful effects?
How many paypigs will be slaughtered while the Bhutanese Butcher is not paying attention?
 
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Lin Marin said:
It’s only Thursday night, that’s three more full days of Ralph binge drinking and sperging. How much further can he go?

Andy disavowal by Monday?
New dirt from Zoom?
Surprise infighting arc with Gator?
Will Josh avoid Radioactive Ralph or has life in the zone made him immune to the harmful effects?
How many paypigs will be slaughtered while the Bhutanese Butcher is not paying attention?
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"But it did get worse." thanks gator
 
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