Containment Random Chris Updates

[RustyNail(her)]

I don't know how you guys wade through his gibberish and then try to make sense of it. Powerlevel me but I never read his comics and when I see him going on about something involving the comics I just tune out. It's like going through all those notebooks in "Seven".

 

[Moppo.]

Cwcville Chris impregnated himself and gave birth to Russel and Cynthia. He's stated that he's the mother of Cwcville Chris (who is touching real Chris' butt). He didn't clone himself, but he thinks that his counterpart exists because he exists (which I guess is true). I think Chris still believes that he's chronicling the real events of his imagination land.
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Isn't Chris the creator of three of his spouses (excluding Mewtwo)? How does he explain away the fact he's committing OC incest?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Isn't Chris the creator of three of his spouses (excluding Mewtwo)? How does he explain away the fact he's committing OC incest?

At the moment, Sonichu seems to be the only one of his creations he considers a blood relative (at least, until a new idea guy tells him otherwise).

 

[Brian Butterfield]

At the moment, Sonichu seems to be the only one of his creations he considers a blood relative (at least, until a new idea guy tells him otherwise).

And even that relationship didn't prevent him from buttfucking Sonichu to guarantee the birth of Crystal. "Love is love," indeed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And even that relationship didn't prevent him from buttfucking Sonichu to guarantee the birth of Crystal. "Love is love," indeed.

It makes you wonder if the idea guys could convince Chris to find someone to butt rape him in the hopes of getting pregnant with Crystal. No one would do it of course, but it would be funny to watch Chris get a beat down after offering Mudd butt to handsome men.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Also Chris answers some fan questions:


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Nearly impossible unless you have a moon laser, anyway....

Chris' attempts to sound like a fellow kid/ cool trendy 90's dude never fail to leave me in stitches. "Workin' the engines & cranks in da body shop," giving "military" & "vehicle" a hip new slang abbreviation, etc.

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He just interjects with "SHITFUCK" apropos of nothing & forgets what a checkmark looks like. Our CPU Goddess, ladies & gentlemen.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"To mildly contribute to the chatter," says the guy who hasn't figured out his tweets are invisible.

CosmicKeyframe was showing off some of her art, then one of Chris's fans asked her to draw a Sonic character or one of Chris's OCs - http://archive.fo/5qCpg

That fan account is suspicious - it doesn't sound like Chris talking, but it joined a couple days ago and is following Sonic, Pokemon and the blocking bronies. Probably another wannabe troll.

 

[fiu0cm]

maybe being able to convert to the other versions of himself at will.

ME ME ME ME

 

[trueandhonestfan]

ME ME ME ME
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Without Konami Code? I didn't realize Konami Code was code for Mary Sue God powers.

 

[zap2theextreme]

The Konami Code is how you transition. You just have to get a doctors permission

 

[Leibowitz]

Chris' highest asperations for his "children" were to become mechanics in the military motor pool? Hope they're around for Brokedown Bronycon this year.

Speaking of, 'Great Asper-ations' would be a good title for a Chris biography.

 

[Eugene90]

Talking to someone about one of his OCs I think, also this person he talked to made his account protected so not sure if its about a fan art or something.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[fiu0cm]

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[4Macie]

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I forget that chris’s lips just disappear when he smiles. It’s creepy.

Also... I feel like Chris would be the type of person to like the stump of the muffin more than the top. Just seems autistic enough to be accurate.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

what the FUCK is going on with the medallion??? It just keeps looking worse and worse.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Oh my god that medallion is filthy as hell.

 

[The Dude]

ME ME ME ME
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"Have I told y'all lately that I'm a super hot and setsy woman who is also super strong and how I have every super power ever, ever and that all of my super powers are more powerful than any other super powers? Because I'm super setsy and super powerful. This is 100% totally real, and not some pathetic escapist fantasy to occupy my mind instead of thinking about my pathetic reality."

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The last thing a meatball sandwich sees before disappearing forever down Danny Devito's throat.

Oh my god that medallion is filthy as hell.

Are you surprised? Just look at the person wearing it.

 

[DonDinglerTheMingler]

Oh my god that medallion is filthy as hell.

Imagine if he still had his first one

 

[The American Hedgehog]