Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

I'm no mathematician, but I am curious - is there some method we could use to calculate and keep track of the length and width of her face each video? It looks like we probably won't see much of the rest of her body any time soon, and she is just going to keep telling us she is the magical 560 pounds, the only thing we have to work with is the expansion of the head fat.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I was thinking, why can't she just film a selfie-cam video on her phone, and I realized I don't even know if she uses a proper video camera.

Couldn't she just prop her phone up against an empty box of snacks, or one of her boxes of Optavia?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If we're talking about women with freakish fatbodies who put more effort into their videos than Amber, we can't forget about Kandy Foxx. She has two sets of tits, massive arms, and a huge fupa. But she tries on all of her clothing hauls, goes outside, is positive and engaging, and seems to take a level of pride in her appearance that Amber could never dream of. Also, she has a job, drives, and has a healthy relationship with her family.

 

[ruskayakatiusha]

She's been so boring lately, we are switching the topic to other YouTube fatties.
Honestly as much as I dislike her, I would not want her to hit the big 600.
Really miss the 498 lb Amber, at least she used to upload a couple of times a week.


Now there is just silence.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Hey guise ! Heres a topic we can discuss: what if Amber actually lost weight? What would she look like? Would her bone structure be shit? What would her life be like post-obesity?

I just saw a video of someone photoshopping her as if she was skinny. Look:

It looks like a painting.
Would our gorl be beautiful if she was skinny?

 

[ruskayakatiusha]

Hey guise ! Heres a topic we can discuss: what if Amber actually lost weight? What would she look like? Would her bone structure be shit? What would her life be like post-obesity?

I just saw a video of someone photoshopping her as if she was skinny. Look:

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It looks like a painting.
Would our gorl be beautiful if she was skinny?

If she was skinny from the start and never gained the weight that she has, she would be like a 7/10 in my opinion

Of course her personality ruins it all, plus her style is kinda trashy, but she has a nice face
Especially hair could be her best feature (if she started to wash it properly, condition and oil)

But forget that, if she will ever lose the weight, her body will be still an absolute mess. The biggest loose flop will be on her ass, second on the front will be like a curtain for her pubic area.
At least the tits will not be a disaster, cause she doesn't really store any fat there

Overall it's not gonna be any more pleasant for the eyes than it is right now.

 

[ADHD]

 

[Clintonberg]

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For what? Foodstamps?

 

[Fuckbutt]

If we're talking about women with freakish fatbodies who put more effort into their videos than Amber, we can't forget about Kandy Foxx. She has two sets of tits, massive arms, and a huge fupa. But she tries on all of her clothing hauls, goes outside, is positive and engaging, and seems to take a level of pride in her appearance that Amber could never dream of. Also, she has a job, drives, and has a healthy relationship with her family.

Her fetish vids are all over if you search for ssbbw kandy Foxx. I’ve seen things I can’t unsee.

 

[Twinkie]

She drives? I don't understand how that one fits behind the wheel of a car

 

[Peanut Bitter]

We have to remember that the only reason she even gets dressed is to film a video.

I would agree but after the hundreth “as you can tell I just woke up!” or “I slept in this shirt!” I just can’t. She cared about that before, I’m sure but not anymore lol.

 

[pecansandies]

It takes a LOT of fucking work to become Amberlynn reid.

Not really. I'd actually argue that it's a distinct lack of work to get to that point. She avoids working on herself mentally. She's inactive physically. And she abandons sensible eating to chase mouthfeel. Humans are naturally wired to love salt, sugar, and fat, and that's what she goes for - the more she gains, the higher her benchmark is before she feels satisfied. She doesn't learn about proper nutrition. She doesn't work on her problems with food and relationship with it. She makes sure her circle is full of enablers so that she doesn't have to change. Actually, probably where she puts the most work in is manipulating people...so there is that.

You're considering weight gain on this scale to be a linear process, when it isn't. Everything starts working exponentially. So consider a woman her age/height weighing 120lbs gaining 5lbs and how much time/effort that would take; that's akin to our gorl gaining about 30-50lbs.

 

[chicken wings]

I did some maths to try and understand it.

Let me summarize that for you.

You know how during the holidays you end up overly stuffing yourself because of all the good food. As you lay nursing your food induced coma, grandma appears with her home made apple pie. You can't help but take an extra slice or two despite already feeling overly stuffed, because hey it's the holidays! I'll just eat less for the rest of the week or run an extra mile tomorrow but never actually do anything fuck it, it's the holidays.

This is everyday for Amber.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She drives? I don't understand how that one fits behind the wheel of a car

I think she drives a van or SUV and I’m pretty sure the wheel rubs against her stomach.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If we're talking about women with freakish fatbodies who put more effort into their videos than Amber, we can't forget about Kandy Foxx. She has two sets of tits, massive arms, and a huge fupa. But she tries on all of her clothing hauls, goes outside, is positive and engaging, and seems to take a level of pride in her appearance that Amber could never dream of. Also, she has a job, drives, and has a healthy relationship with her family.

No way she stands for extended periods of time. Look at those scrawny legs. They're like toothpicks stuck in a potato.

 

[8008135]

If we're talking about women with freakish fatbodies who put more effort into their videos than Amber, we can't forget about Kandy Foxx. She has two sets of tits, massive arms, and a huge fupa. But she tries on all of her clothing hauls, goes outside, is positive and engaging, and seems to take a level of pride in her appearance that Amber could never dream of. Also, she has a job, drives, and has a healthy relationship with her family.

Good god, all those lump and bumps where there shouldn't be just look so ... uncomfortable. And those arms ... it must be like trying to navigate through life while wearing water wings 24/7.

 

[raritycunt]

Did our gorl finally venture out the sweat shack for a dainty meal with the thumb?

 

[ADHD]

Are they on their way to Lexington to be at the Cheesecake Factory when it opens?

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Let me summarize that for you.

You know how during the holidays you end up overly stuffing yourself because of all the good food. As you lay nursing your food induced coma, grandma appears with her home made apple pie. You can't help but take an extra slice or two despite already feeling overly stuffed, because hey it's the holidays! I'll just eat less for the rest of the week or run an extra mile tomorrow but never actually do anything fuck it, it's the holidays.

This is everyday for Amber.

I think this might be the best explanation I've read yet.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Are they on their way to Lexington to be at the Cheesecake Factory when it opens?

Maybe she’s planning for more than just the Cheesecake Factory? What if she’s planning a whole day of gluttony in Lexington?