Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%

  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,639 74.5%
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Mooty Mooty Mooty said:
I'm no mathematician, but I am curious - is there some method we could use to calculate and keep track of the length and width of her face each video? It looks like we probably won't see much of the rest of her body any time soon, and she is just going to keep telling us she is the magical 560 pounds, the only thing we have to work with is the expansion of the head fat.
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Has she ever held her phone to her face? That's a common thing people do which would make the initial measurements easy. Just find her phone model's dimensions and use that as our ruler. From there we just have to keep measuring her face against the face we made the initial measurements with
 
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She admitted to hating holding that vlogging cam stick and went back to her phone, and were assuming shes too exhausted to hold that now.

This could possibly make this already simple task even MORE lazy for her.
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Candidae said:
Has she ever held her phone to her face? That's a common thing people do which would make the initial measurements easy. Just find her phone model's dimensions and use that as our ruler. From there we just have to keep measuring her face against the face we made the initial measurements with
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She called dominos in that one video to have them bring her salad dressing or some other small thing in a snow storm.
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If someone wants to do the work...
 
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Botched Tit Job said:
I was watching one of EveryDamnDayFitness's videos and he said that being at that weight, even being ripped (I think he said he could bench 550 at his heaviest?) brings along a lot of the same strain on your body as obesity. He started getting sleep apnea and had to lose muscle mass. So.. he might be 400lbs of muscle, but in the long run he's probably not that much better off than our gorl.
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His heart probably works very hard but at least he can walk and isn't getting sores in fat folds or limphodema

I would like to give Bechy an idea if she's reading this:

Take that Torrid shit that Amber opens and then throws into a pile never to be seen again and return it behind her back. She'll never miss it, cant wear it anyway. Even if it only goes back on her credit card, it's more money you can eat at McDonalds instead of cluttering up the house.
 
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HamFan said:
She called dominos in that one video to have them bring her salad dressing or some other small thing in a snow storm.
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Unrelated to the topic but remember when she said she has phone anxiety? Yet she has no qualms about filming her calling Dominos to get her salad dressing. ?
 
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JCnGGd32 said:
I know that she has been on a cycle of gain/lose and has changed pace continuously, but I don't have enough time to literally find every single weigh in she's done to make the trend.
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I recently found a simple little 5 minute YouTube video with all of her weigh-in data since the beginning. It's kinda interesting to see clear evidence of regular binging.

November 2013 to February 2019
 
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Turd Blossom said:
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The wait is over, guys! The only question is whether it will be a Torrid haul or a mukbang! Or perhaps a tearful, raw video explaining how she truly grasps the severity of her situation now?
All we know for sure is that it will definitely be another riveting sit-down masterpiece.
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Don't forget her status update
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497 said:
it's another torrid haul... she gave it away a week ago when she mentioned it. I wish I could say I look forward to the pics people get of her actually wearing the latest backwards tent but it'll just be a sit down video.
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You never know when you might get another fart or cockroach incident at least.
Rotogravure said:
Frankly, I'm over her backwards clothing thing. Kriss Kross did it better anyway.
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And Tom Green
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I keep hoping one day, she'll upload a video from a hospital bed. She gets it now, she and Becky need real help.

But man, I know that shit ain't comin'.
 
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Yes gorl, it's social media's fault that you invite hate comments through your own behaviour. It's also the carbohydrate molecule's fault that you're fat and you had nothing to do with it.

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Something must be wrong with my phone, because I can't see the two cry-laughing emoji that accompany every "I just got called out on my bullshit" tweet.
 
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