Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Count groudon]

How about a gift certificate to Men's Wearhouse so he can buy some grownup clothing that fits?

Cmon man, we all know there’s nothing that fits the movieblob.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Someone translate this for me. I don't understand what he is saying.

He's basically saying Hamilton is for dumb people who never grew up is what I've got.

 

[BubbleButt]

He's basically saying Hamilton is for dumb people who never grew up is what I've got.

Not very #woke of him

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This may be slightly OT, but how does Bob's current avatar look simultaneously bloated and emaciated? It's a look typically restricted to people with lizard metabolisms and HIV.

Welcome to the strange biology of Bob Chipman.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Someone translate this for me. I don't understand what he is saying.

It sounds like he's saying that Hamilton is Team America for people who never got over high school and still cling to trivial academic achievements long after it's stopped mattering. Which sounds like a dig at Hamilton fans, so I'm probably reading this wrong.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Hamilton cultists deserve to have the piss taken out of them, but of course Bob fucks that up.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hamilton cultists deserve to have the piss taken out of them, but of course Bob fucks that up.

I feel Bob shouldn't be talking shit about them when he's the author of the esteemed novel, Brick by Brick

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Comparing Hamilton to Team America.
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I thought TEAM AMERICA was a scathing indictment of Neocon dickery - mocking the idea that America should act as policeman to the rest of the world. I've never seen Hamilton, but from what I've seen, it's a "woke" reimagining of the Founding Fathers starring black rappers. The way SJWs and Progs are crowing about it leads me to believe it's some sort of vapid cultural ritual what the "right kind of whites" watch in order to absolve themselves of their ancestral White Guilt.

I think what Blob is glomming onto is the fact that both have catchy songs, both are political, and both are liked by morons with a shallow grasp of history.

Also, if Bob went to the kind of high school where they still use stickers as a way to assess complex schoolwork, then I can see why he's still stuck with an elementary school level of grammar and understanding.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hamilton, but from what I've seen, it's a "woke" reimagining of the Founding Fathers starring black rappers. The way SJWs and Progs are crowing about it leads me to believe it's some sort of vapid cultural ritual what the "right kind of whites" watch in order to absolve themselves of their ancestral White Guilt.

That's what I heard about the play too. I also heard that its historically inaccurate in some areas of the play.

Also, if Bob went to the kind of high school where they still use stickers as a way to assess complex schoolwork, then I can see why he's still stuck with an elementary school level of grammar and understanding.

High schools try to prep you to write cogent theses in essays and based on his writing Bob clearly hasn't master the form of cogent theses.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I thought TEAM AMERICA was a scathing indictment of Neocon dickery - mocking the idea that America should act as policeman to the rest of the world. I've never seen Hamilton, but from what I've seen, it's a "woke" reimagining of the Founding Fathers starring black rappers. The way SJWs and Progs are crowing about it leads me to believe it's some sort of vapid cultural ritual what the "right kind of whites" watch in order to absolve themselves of their ancestral White Guilt.

I think what Blob is glomming onto is the fact that both have catchy songs, both are political, and both are liked by morons with a shallow grasp of history.

Also, if Bob went to the kind of high school where they still use stickers as a way to assess complex schoolwork, then I can see why he's still stuck with an elementary school level of grammar and understanding.

That's what I heard about the play too. I also heard that its historically inaccurate in some areas of the play.


High schools try to prep you to write cogent theses in essays and based on his writing Bob clearly hasn't master the form of cogent theses.

It's not super historically accurate (the dates when certain historical events happened are shuffled around a bit in service to creating logical thematic flow), but it's a decent way to introduce people to the life of one of the more important Founding Fathers that isn't as well known as Washington, Jefferson, or Franklin, and the music is decently catchy. It isn't some flagellating "whypipo bad" play like some of its fans might lead you to believe.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Is it woke now to hate Hamilton? I thought liking Hamilton was being woke because it primarily stars a racially diverse cast with a Puerto Rican writer/composer?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It's a play about blackwashing the Founding Fathers written by a black guy with the poz (that somehow gets away with "whites need not apply" casting calls- laws are for the insufficiently #woke, I guess.) I'm seriously doubting that that's where he was going with this.

 

[Spit bucket]

This has probably been covered but has anyone checked Blob's twitter handle lately? A month ago I checked out of morbid curiosity and he had things like "liberal shill" and "coastal elitist" in his bio. Did he finally embrace his belief's or is he saying that "ironically" to fool people. I'm not subjecting my browser to that nimrod's page again.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

This has probably been covered but has anyone checked Blob's twitter handle lately? A month ago I checked out of morbid curiosity and he had things like "liberal shill" and "coastal elitist" in his bio. Did he finally embrace his belief's or is he saying that "ironically" to fool people. I'm not subjecting my browser to that nimrod's page again.

Here's his twitter bio as of about five minutes ago (I included his pinned tweet for context, because damn son.)

I think it's a mix of the two; I don't know that anyone's ever unironically called themselves a shill, but "coastal elitist" and "technocrat dandy" are (at least in his mind) perfectly accurate descriptions of himself. I think he's trying for the "clown-nose-on, clown-nose-off" thing so he always has an out if he gets called on his impressively bigoted classism.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here's his twitter bio as of about five minutes ago (I included his pinned tweet for context, because damn son.)

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I think it's a mix of the two; I don't know that anyone's ever unironically called themselves a shill, but "coastal elitist" and "technocrat dandy" are (at least in his mind) perfectly accurate descriptions of himself. I think he's trying for the "clown-nose-on, clown-nose-off" thing so he always has an out if he gets called on his impressively bigoted classism.

As long as we're talking musicals, whenever Bob gets on his high horse about being an elitist and how much better he is than the Wasteland Ghouls and how he is definitely NOT the sort of white male his sempais loathe, I'm reminded of the Thenardiers at the wedding party at the end of Les Miserables, pretending to be wealthy nobles while trilling about puke and cleavage.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Here's his twitter bio as of about five minutes ago (I included his pinned tweet for context, because damn son.)

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I think it's a mix of the two; I don't know that anyone's ever unironically called themselves a shill, but "coastal elitist" and "technocrat dandy" are (at least in his mind) perfectly accurate descriptions of himself. I think he's trying for the "clown-nose-on, clown-nose-off" thing so he always has an out if he gets called on his impressively bigoted classism.

Those terms have been thrown around a lot here to describe Blobbo. He’s being “ironic” to own the OBSOLETE white Americans who are unnecessary for the superior future.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s what Bob sperg about in politics today.

 

[Dukect]

It's amazing that a dude like Bob who "tries" to be the mature adult in the room comes off as the biggest manbaby/ignorant POS you ever met I this point I don't think he will ever get it. And when Trump wins in 2020 his reaction is going to be soo priceless ?

 

[Red Hood]

Here's his twitter bio as of about five minutes ago (I included his pinned tweet for context, because damn son.)

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I think it's a mix of the two; I don't know that anyone's ever unironically called themselves a shill, but "coastal elitist" and "technocrat dandy" are (at least in his mind) perfectly accurate descriptions of himself. I think he's trying for the "clown-nose-on, clown-nose-off" thing so he always has an out if he gets called on his impressively bigoted classism.

It's missing "perpetually rustled" and "colossal asshole".

And "Opinions are my own, not my employers"...Hmm.

Can't piss off your employers if you're unemployed, Bobbo.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Here’s what Bob sperg about in politics today.
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It's better to be honest Blob. I mean, not that you believe in any socialist policies regardless, considering you're an admitted neoliberal shill. (And a massive classist)