MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

[Opiophile]

Spoiler: Hambergasm

Goddamn dude. You can see this bitch's eyes roll back into her head with every bite she takes.

These retards that keep giving her money piss me off. They enable her to do this to herself. Maybe if she hit some kind of financial bottom, or any bottom she might find some inspiration to continue living.

The far more likely outcome is that she will stay the course of larping as a diet vlogger whilst eating herself to death. One casserole dish full of Captain Crunch at a time.

Edit: I tried to finish the video, but only made it to minute 3 or so. The sound and visual of her eating is fucking revolting.

It's like taking a months worth of leftovers from any home in America, and jamming it all down the garbage disposal and listening to it try and chew up and mash through all that shit. That sound....Shudder

Edit: Posted the pic like a retard, so I fixed it.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I have not been watching AL's videos lately, and this is the first one I am seeing in a while. This is similar to remembering a sandwich you made which you put in a ziploc bag and forgot in two weeks in the middle of summer. You open it and you are instantly met with the rancid stench of molded over bread and the rotting spread. It just renders you speechless.

All I can think of off the top of my head is "waw. That's a lot of sausage. What a huge potato."

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Also, with all the money this fine lass purportedly makes, she still uses stacks of game board boxes to prop her plate up. Not even a cheap ass lap table. I just can't even.

 

[Orange Banana]

Isn't the original point of a mukbang that you get to eat food with someone else? Like a communal meal but for the lonely. She woofs down her food so fucking quick once she has finished what she has got to say. It would seriously be awful to try and have a conversation with her over food. Imagine if you were sitting at a restaurant, your dinner partner took a bite of food and moaned like amber does. That would be seriously embarrassing. The slightest noise she has to investigate the source. Every time a noise happened off camera she lifts her head and tries to find out what it is. It's like a dog at their food bowl.

As far as a mukbang goes this video is fucking awful. It's really just a low effort backdrop for her to spew out information. What sense of community is anyone seriously getting out of watching this bitch woof down food like a vacuum while she offloads information onto you?

 

[New & Improved Username]

Did anybody ever make Amberlynn into the taco Bigfoot gif?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

f o o d g a s m

Spoiler

 

[Viridian]

I've seen this a couple places, but to clarify, ketosis is only dangerous if you're a type one diabetic. Amber/fatties are type 2 diabetics. Major difference.

I doubt Amber's atrophied brain understands the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, or recalls which type she has (it's type 2, Hamber). She might not even be aware of the fact there are two types of diabetes in the first place, with different risk factors and treatments. So it's possible she's half-remembering something she read about ketoacidosis during her TONS AND TONS of Internet research and thinking it's something she's at risk for if she dares to go on an actually effective diet.

 

[8008135]

How in the fuck did she fit in a chair/on a table at a piercing place? Looks like shit by the way.

She didn't, it's fake. It's something she bought during the great Motel PRIDE adventure of 2018.

 

[Silver Surfer]

I doubt Amber's atrophied brain understands the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, or recalls which type she has (it's type 2, Hamber). She might not even be aware of the fact there are two types of diabetes in the first place, with different risk factors and treatments. So it's possible she's half-remembering something she read about ketoacidosis during her TONS AND TONS of Internet research and thinking it's something she's at risk for if she dares to go on an actually effective diet.

Honestly would bet money that that’s exactly what’s going on. If she figures it out, it’ll be from reading here

 

[Very Honest Content]

Why do you think she's being demonitized? Did YouTube change their algorithms up again?

Took me five links to finally get to from my initial search term string, but I'm wondering the same things so I found the violation she's going to get demonetized over if anybody takes the time to mass flag this shit: Get fucked, Binge Monster!

And I quote: "
What this means for you
If you're posting content

Don’t post content on YouTube if it fits any of the descriptions noted below.
(...)

• Eating Disorders: Content in which people suffering from anorexia or other eating disorders are praised for weight loss, are bragging about it, or are encouraging others to imitate the behavior."

I wonder how many dirty old men into feeder porn are slapping it right now to this scene.

More of a young man's porn thing usually, but only the ones who hate their own errections are doing this to her videos regardless of age, is my guess. A minority of a minority in other words.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Isn't the original point of a mukbang that you get to eat food with someone else? Like a communal meal but for the lonely. She woofs down her food so fucking quick once she has finished what she has got to say. It would seriously be awful to try and have a conversation with her over food. Imagine if you were sitting at a restaurant, your dinner partner took a bite of food and moaned like amber does. That would be seriously embarrassing. The slightest noise she has to investigate the source. Every time a noise happened off camera she lifts her head and tries to find out what it is. It's like a dog at their food bowl.

As far as a mukbang goes this video is fucking awful. It's really just a low effort backdrop for her to spew out information. What sense of community is anyone seriously getting out of watching this bitch woof down food like a vacuum while she offloads information onto you?

We've seen her eat with other people. She's chatty until the food is ready to eat, then she's got laser focus and conversation shuts down completely.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

First video I couldn't get through. All her moaning, mmhmm mmhmm mhmm, and lip smacking made me want to bash her face in. I couldn't get over how fast she was shoveling in all that food and the gigantic bites she was eating. This video really hits the nail on the head; she will never change until she's dead.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I don’t think Amber is that stupid to self-harm herself with large portions just to troll people. Though we know it’s so she can get more views thus more attention.

maybe its greed more than stupidity

 

[Twinkie]

Took me five links to finally get to from my initial search term string, but I'm wondering the same things so I found the violation she's going to get demonetized over if anybody takes the time to mass flag this shit: Get fucked, Binge Monster!

And I quote: "
What this means for you
If you're posting content

Don’t post content on YouTube if it fits any of the descriptions noted below.
(...)

• Eating Disorders: Content in which people suffering from anorexia or other eating disorders are praised for weight loss, are bragging about it, or are encouraging others to imitate the behavior."

More of a young man's porn thing usually, but only the ones who hate their own errections are doing this to her videos regardless of age, is my guess. A minority of a minority in other words.

I don't think Amberlynn will be hit by this. If she gets truly spooked all she has to do is delete the videos where she claims to have an eating disorder. It probably spells the end for eugenia cooney though

 

[Haesindang Park]

The only sausages she will ever have in her mouth since no guy wants her.

 

[disintegration]

I'm sickened by the way she looks directly into the camera when she takes those gargantuan bites. Is it defiance and trolling, or is it a method of eyefucking the feeders? I can't read her expressions anymore.

It totally smacked of pandering to the feeders. She needs money. The stuffing her mouth and the horrific noises coming from her heart attack face is all for them. She basically made porn without having to lift her yeasty bint.

 

[ADHD]

Took me five links to finally get to from my initial search term string, but I'm wondering the same things so I found the violation she's going to get demonetized over if anybody takes the time to mass flag this shit: Get fucked, Binge Monster!

And I quote: "
What this means for you
If you're posting content

Don’t post content on YouTube if it fits any of the descriptions noted below.
(...)

• Eating Disorders: Content in which people suffering from anorexia or other eating disorders are praised for weight loss, are bragging about it, or are encouraging others to imitate the behavior."

She doesn't really encourage anyone to eat like her, though. At most, she gives shitty dieting advice, but anyone with a pair of functioning brain cells should know better than to take dieting advice from someone who is 600 lbs.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Took me five links to finally get to from my initial search term string, but I'm wondering the same things so I found the violation she's going to get demonetized over if anybody takes the time to mass flag this shit: Get fucked, Binge Monster!

And I quote: "
What this means for you
If you're posting content

Don’t post content on YouTube if it fits any of the descriptions noted below.
(...)

• Eating Disorders: Content in which people suffering from anorexia or other eating disorders are praised for weight loss, are bragging about it, or are encouraging others to imitate the behavior."

I find it interesting that, at least as far as I know Youtube only cares about eating disorders when it comes to LOSING weight. Because for the most part fat acceptance, fat positivity, feeder channels, and "LOOKIT ME AHM 900 POUNDS AN DOIN FINE" channels seem to be A-Okay and 110% advertiser friendly (I mean come on, think of all the food commercials you can push on those saps!)

 

[Long time lurker]

Ever since I started reading about Amber, way back when this sub-forum was just a thread, I've seen posts claiming Amber was doing this kind of videos to please/get money from feeders. And every time I read such things I thought to myself that those farmers were wrong because Amber is too full of pride to do something like that.

This is my official apology post. You guys were right and I was wrong.

There is, as so many pointed out already, something off with this video. Her reactions are way over the top, and the title is a crude clickbait.

Unless...she found a new mark and this is how she's seducing them.

 

[DuckSucker]

I absolutely cannot fathom that could be ONE of those Hillshire sausages. Those are like, dual links. This looks to be about four total. I'm seriously just impressed with that and the chunk of potato she unhinges to eat.

I shoudn't be amazed by it, because its like nothing new, but damn.

I think her eating that whole chunk of potato at once must be like blacked.com for feeders. Seriously what the fuck just cut the thing into bites and in your own terms "you get more".

This is my official apology post. You guys were right and I was wrong.

No I agree. I was a skeptic at first too because I was like, there would be a paper trail somewhere there's gotta be a clips4sale or pay site somewhere, but you can do unlisted youtube videos. I dont know what kind of money you can get off of them--and I cant imagine there being THAT many feeders, but maybe in conjunction with regular viewers, she could be making decent money. Not 10K, I think that was some sponsorship deal, she may even have gotten optavia for free. Maybe not a sponsorship but if they just saw "big fat girl trying to lose weight" and didnt research her enough to know that she was going to fail, blame them and say "Its just not for me, the product is amazing" -- they may have given her a "trial box".

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Isn't the original point of a mukbang that you get to eat food with someone else? Like a communal meal but for the lonely. She woofs down her food so fucking quick once she has finished what she has got to say. It would seriously be awful to try and have a conversation with her over food. Imagine if you were sitting at a restaurant, your dinner partner took a bite of food and moaned like amber does. That would be seriously embarrassing. The slightest noise she has to investigate the source. Every time a noise happened off camera she lifts her head and tries to find out what it is. It's like a dog at their food bowl.

As far as a mukbang goes this video is fucking awful. It's really just a low effort backdrop for her to spew out information. What sense of community is anyone seriously getting out of watching this bitch woof down food like a vacuum while she offloads information onto you?

That was the original point of mukbang, eating with pretty Asian girls to pretend you're not eating a cup of instant noodles by yourself on your bed like a NEET. Then western hamplanets like Trisha, Hamber, and Nikado decided "I'm gonna do mukbang" when really all they're doing is softcore feeder/gainer binge porn with a good dose of "asmr" mixed in (also a fetish aspect (chewing+swallowing+moaning) take a look around the gainer "community"). They call it mukbang because they don't want the indignity of saying "I make fat fetish porn videos for a living" (despite what sexwork positive troons will tell you, very few want to say that shit out loud)