Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Petrusha]

They jiggle... it's so mesmerising.....

 

[MysticMisty]

Synthol is always hilarious
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He looks like the real-life version of a badly proportioned drawing off of DeviantArt. I can't stop laughing at the fact that his lower arms are twigs.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Well, whether we like it or not, people who are considered more attractive are not only more likely to have an easier time dating but more importantly are given better jobs and higher pay raises when combined with education and intelligence. In some countries, example China and South Korea, you have to include a pic of yourself along with a resume for a job. Having better than average looks can be a social and economic advantage.

A study was made that showed that attractive women were less likely to get a job if they included a head shot. The cat ladies at HR just didn't like hot women.

It's not just jews, other ethnicities have large rampant noses. Am Italian friend of mine had a bump shaved off.

That's a Mediterranean thing. Just look at greeks, north africans or old busts of romans and you will see that nose.

Imagine hitting puberty and suddenly you get body hair, which your mother doesn't have or you're not getting a massive ass and huge tits like her. Everyone's insecure in their teens but when you have a narcissistic, vain whore mother, will you be ever able to develop a healthy body image, self-esteem and self worth?

Disturbing as it may be, a radio show did a segment on brazilian waxing where they called different places to see if they were willing to give their pretend daughter one, who was a minor. The pretense was that the daughter was self-conscious about starting to grow pubes... Some salons said no problem, we'll fix it.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Some content that I stumbled over while reading a british tabloid site.

Charlotte Dawson, reality tv contestant and daughter of a famous British comedian, used to look like this about five years ago.

Now she looks like this.

Going for full monster-face as you can see.

Her dad died when she was a baby and good for him because this is what she does for a living(NSFW)

Spoiler

Yeah, she just shows up at events and "accidentally" flashes her pussy and tits to get mentioned in the news. Seemingly a common thing to do in the UK if the tabloids are anything to go by.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Jeffree Star posted a video about getting his badly done lip filler removed after 10 years. He wanted the temporary kind, but the doctor did silicone instead, which is permanent. The good-ish thing for him was that it was done poorly, so the silicone was only on top and not deep in, so it was significantly easier to remove. The whole procedure is on Youtube if you're interested.

I can't imagine how many more stories like that are going to happen now that SO many people are getting lip filler. It's going to be a mess, and I'm sure it'll be worse with other face fillers.

 

[Petrusha]

lmao her eyes shrunk??

 

[Brain Power]

Paloma Mami and her Kardashian-esque looks creep me out. Her face is mostly makeup but her body looks just weird. She says she's all natural, but I doubt it.

Would you believe me if I tell you this girl is only 19? I legit thought she was at least 30-40 when I first saw her.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Paloma Mami and her Kardashian-esque looks creep me out. Her face is mostly makeup but her body looks just weird. She says she's all natural, but I doubt it.
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Would you believe me if I tell you this girl is only 19? I legit thought she was at least 30-40 when I first saw her.

HahahahaaaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA yeah no none of that is natural. No one is born with a tremendous wide arse, tits bigger than their head and a teensy waist and pencil thin limbs. Maybe she did corset training for years to get there but I doubt it.

I feel bad for her at 19, because that body is NOT going to age well.

Why does she even need to bother with cramming herself in a super-padded out pushup bra anyway? She’s a talented singer, she doesn’t need thottery to get on the map.

 

[edibleBulimia]

A study was made that showed that attractive women were less likely to get a job if they included a head shot. The cat ladies at HR just didn't like hot women.



That's a Mediterranean thing. Just look at greeks, north africans or old busts of romans and you will see that nose.



Disturbing as it may be, a radio show did a segment on brazilian waxing where they called different places to see if they were willing to give their pretend daughter one, who was a minor. The pretense was that the daughter was self-conscious about starting to grow pubes... Some salons said no problem, we'll fix it.

Kinda powerleveling here, but I had a lot of body hair since I was a child and so I’ve known a lot of family members that started to wax/shave early. I knew a cousin that started waxing when she was 9, but it was only the armpit hair. I started waxing around that age too.

 

[Candidae]

Jeffree Star posted a video about getting his badly done lip filler removed after 10 years. He wanted the temporary kind, but the doctor did silicone instead, which is permanent. The good-ish thing for him was that it was done poorly, so the silicone was only on top and not deep in, so it was significantly easier to remove. The whole procedure is on Youtube if you're interested.

I can't imagine how many more stories like that are going to happen now that SO many people are getting lip filler. It's going to be a mess, and I'm sure it'll be worse with other face fillers.

I'm guessing many have just because they go for the cheapest place and I remember HFTT (she used to be decent I swear) did a piece years ago that many instagram influencers would get free procedures in exchange for promo from some really badly reviewed surgeons. Nickie Tutorials had some really bad ones a few years ago too but it seemed more along the lines of simply being too much at once and potentially reacting to them. It might have caused permanent damage but she has yet to stop getting them so I wouldn't be and to tell. All I know is they haven't been as big and red since that one time when I've watched her

Kinda powerleveling here, but I had a lot of body hair since I was a child and so I’ve known a lot of family members that started to wax/shave early. I knew a cousin that started waxing when she was 9, but it was only the armpit hair. I started waxing around that age too.

Similar case in my family, to help the hair not grow too much we'd pluck our armpit hair when it first started and use threading or homemade wax for the legs. I couldn't imagine going for a Brazilian before becoming an adult though, or at least an older teen. I don't know for sure but I think the waxing might be bad for the super sensitive and young skin at that age. Not to mention probably too painful for a kid even if the hairs haven't totally grown in, plus aftercare is a thing.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Similar case in my family, to help the hair not grow too much we'd pluck our armpit hair when it first started and use threading or homemade wax for the legs. I couldn't imagine going for a Brazilian before becoming an adult though, or at least an older teen. I don't know for sure but I think the waxing might be bad for the super sensitive and young skin at that age. Not to mention probably too painful for a kid even if the hairs haven't totally grown in, plus aftercare is a thing.

Plus, it's pretty fucked up to wax 11-12 year old girls. I mean, what the fuck, pussy aesthetics should not be a thing at that age, it's super creepy. Now I'm angry.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Plus, it's pretty fucked up to wax 11-12 year old girls. I mean, what the fuck, pussy aesthetics should not be a thing at that age, it's super creepy. Now I'm angry.

Christ, if someone called in asking their minor daughter to get waxed I'd be highly suspicious that child sex trafficking is involved.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Christ, if someone called in asking their minor daughter to get waxed I'd be highly suspicious that child sex trafficking is involved.

Even if child predators aren't involved, even if it's just a crazy mom who arranges it, it is still a form of fucked up grooming. Just let kids genitals be, a controversial opinion these days but that's just how it is now.

 

[Petrusha]

Lol if a kid requests going to the salon to wax just hand her a razor and tell her to go nuts

 

[a feel]

Plus, it's pretty fucked up to wax 11-12 year old girls. I mean, what the fuck, pussy aesthetics should not be a thing at that age, it's super creepy. Now I'm angry.

Bit of powerlevel here, but I was unfortunate enough to have really obvious "downstairs" body hair in my very early teens. I was too dumb and innocent to notice that and got STARES at the pool / beach / gym class. It was horrifying and creepy and I didn't even know what was wrong with me in the first place, so yeah - I would have liked an actual adult to talk about this with me, and I would have shaved. I started shaving as soon as I connected the dots. The mentioned "experiment" is from an adult's point of view without taking into consideration the opinion of a child who probably suffers from feeling alienated. Puberty is scary and shitty for most people, and most kids don't know what's normal and what's not and how to deal with gross body hair.

Edit: Since no one ever actually taught me how to shave that went about as well as was to be expected the first few times. Parents: talk to your kids about this shit, seriously.

 

[Bunny at Law]

Bit of powerlevel here, but I was unfortunate enough to have really obvious "downstairs" body hair in my very early teens. I was too dumb and innocent to notice that and got STARES at the pool / beach. It was horrifying and creepy and I didn't even know what was wrong with me in the first place, so yeah - I would have liked an actual adult to talk about this with me, and I would have shaved. I started shaving as soon as I connected the dots.

That happened to a couple of my friends; it always boggled my mind that their parents never discussed the 'bikini area' with them! I mean, it's right there in the name. Keeping things neat for swimsuits is a far cry from full brazilians for tweens though.

 

[Smarmy]

Guys stop talking about your pubes

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

A study was made that showed that attractive women were less likely to get a job if they included a head shot. The cat ladies at HR just didn't like hot women.

HR's job is to make sure work gets done properly without friction. You wouldn't hire an inflated bimbo into a sweaty pit of male office workers. It also reveals a lot about a person when they've been graduated for 3 years and somehow already racked up what a 90s celebrity did in a lifetime of surgery in that span. What do you think their priorities are?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

HR's job is to make sure work gets done properly without friction. You wouldn't hire an inflated bimbo into a sweaty pit of male office workers. It also reveals a lot about a person when they've been graduated for 3 years and somehow already racked up what a 90s celebrity did in a lifetime of surgery in that span. What do you think their priorities are?

HR skips the attractive ladies but attractive men are more likely to get called to an interview by them. The HR rep is almost always a woman, average age 29, typically single, hm... Maybe they have a delicate master plan for corporate harmony that includes avoiding good looking women(and black people) but probably not.

Are good-looking people more employable? Findings vary depending on whether it's a male or female applicant and who's doing the screening

In a new study by researchers in Israel, the resumes of "attractive" males received a 19.9 percent response rate, nearly 50 percent higher than the 13.7 percent response rate for "plain" males and more than twice the 9.2 percent response rate of no-picture males. Among women, the study indicates...

www.sciencedaily.com

On the topic of attractive men and bad plastic surgery, Mickey Rourke. It's not the worst picture but he's been transitioning into becoming buff Joan Rivers.

 

[Petrusha]

switch the before and after pics and that'd actually be a really good advertisement for a plastic surgery shop smh