Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fishing Cat]

Definitely. She called it "Sausage Fest" for crissake.

Also, that meal was waaaaay more put-together than the usual slop she makes. Sausage, onion, and peppers sounds like an actual dish that someone requested, not something her tiny mind came up with on its own.

It IS an actual dish. The only difference is she used water instead of chicken stock and slapped a baked russet potato next to it rather than cooked, chopped up red potato in the dish itself. It’s called Sausage and Potato Bake. It’s actually pretty good but not orgasmic like she acted like it was.

Hi. I’m a long-time lurker who finally joined.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

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"Allotted 2,400 i'm suppose to be eating"

Oy vey. When you read a sentence where somehow every word is wrong.

Allotted: nobody assigned you this upper limit, Amber. You can't make the rules and then pretend you didn't.

2,400: yeah, why not? I mean, if an active male 18-24 needs that much, surely that's a sensible amount for a bedbound 5"2' woman.

suppose: no.

eating: Amber, you should stop eating. A violent psychopathic prisoner in Australia recently went on an 80+ day water fast, and honey he didn't start out at 600 elbees.

 

[ADHD]

Does anyone else smell pigshit?

 

[Neatoburrito]

Does anyone else smell pigshit?

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The biggest pigshit a pen can hold.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Does anyone else smell pigshit?

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Gorl is lying again. I don’t believe for a second that she goes four hours without eating when she’s awake. If that were the case, she wouldn’t be a 600 pound heifer. I bet she even has a light “snack” when waking up before eating breakfast (at whatever time of day she designates it)

 

[ADHD]

I don’t believe for a second that she goes four hours without eating when she’s awake.

This is a gorl who needs a snack for the 2 hour drive to the Cheesecake Factory, when you know she ate before she left. 4 hours without food while she's awake isn't happening.

 

[Opiophile]

Maybe Big Al has become so fat that she experiences time differently than the rest of us do, and that's why she's confused about this 4 hour thing? Because we all know that 4 hours will never elapse without her eating SOMETHING, so alternate theories must be presented.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Hey now gorls, snacks don't count as eating! Calories only count they are a full 6 serving meal. A family sized bag of m&ms or half a block of cheese are just to stave off starvation mode or reward oneself for not eating the entire lasagna in 30 seconds.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Regarding the "shaking on last scale weigh-in" bit--where she was "embarrassed and had to cut the audio"--
I've always been a proponent of she was arguing with Becky in the audio, as she is seen holding onto something, and fudging the numbers, hence the audio deletion. She can stand on the scale JUST FINE

The issue is she is 595-605 lbs now.

 

[Wyzzerd]

It IS an actual dish. The only difference is she used water instead of chicken stock and slapped a baked russet potato next to it rather than cooked, chopped up red potato in the dish itself. It’s called Sausage and Potato Bake. It’s actually pretty good but not orgasmic like she acted like it was.

This used to be my favorite lazy dinner dish but now I can't make it anymore without thinking of her deep throating potatoes while staring down the camera.

I hope she hasn't begun to binge cooking videos. I don't think I could handle her systematically destroying real recipes. It's one thing to make slop and call it "chili", but it's a whole different sin to scar our minds with similar yet disgusting mukbangs of real food.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Every time I look at her food it’s like she read some shot on Pinterest and tried to replicate it from memory...it never looks right or finished. I know she can’t cook, measure, portion, season, or comprehend words and how they work, but I think she was attempting to cook this:

But I couldn’t help but notice that he used baby potatoes (every recipe I found did) and ended up with a pretty normal looking serving of food. For comparison:

The way she cuts vegetables hurts me...

You’ll notice how his food is within the center of the bowl in a nice scoop while hers is extending the full width of the plate...

 

[JambledUpWords]

Every time I look at her food it’s like she read some shot on Pinterest and tried to replicate it from memory...it never looks right or finished. I know she can’t cook, measure, portion, season, or comprehend words and how they work, but I think she was attempting to cook this:

But I couldn’t help but notice that he used baby potatoes (every recipe I found did) and ended up with a pretty normal looking serving of food. For comparison:

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The way she cuts vegetables hurts me...

You’ll notice how his food is within the center of the bowl in a nice scoop while hers is extending the full width of the plate...

Al has a magical way of making any food look unappetizing. Why can’t she just follow a recipe for once instead of making an approximation of it? If she just made the recipe you showed and had a normal serving size, it wouldn’t be so bad. Sadly, Al has to go an obliterate it by making the portion way too large, not using the right type of potato and chopping things unevenly. All her food that she cooks ends up looking colorless, sad and gross.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Why can’t she just follow a recipe for once instead of making an approximation of it?

She can't. Not being mean, I honestly think she doesn't have the brain power to even follow a recipe any more.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She can't. Not being mean, I honestly think she doesn't have the brain power to even follow a recipe any more.

That’s just so sad. The fat is eating at her brain and her immobility is making it worse. The solutions are there, but you’re right that she’s probably too dumb to actually think of them and follow through

 

[Gorl68]

That kalbasa dish is very popular in Russia. If you notice in the cooking vid posted the vegetables take up most of the dish, definitely not meant to be eaten with so much kalbasa since it's unhealthy to eat so much processed salty meat.

"[a frat house worth of sausage and one large tasteless potato + some random shit] was actually a suggestion from my doctor"
Why the fuck you lahhyin
Why you always lahhyin
Mmmohmygod
Stop fucking lahhyin

Notice how she said she said "a suggestion from doctor"
This isn't bad grammar, it's her purposely misleading us into thinking that she's actually seen a doctor. She spoke to somebody online that claims to be a doctor, but obviously is just a bs naturopath since no real doctor would advise somebody of ALs size on the internet as that's unethical. Imagine if a GP started messaging a 60lb anorexic girl theyve never met about what to eat on twitter, they could risk having their medical license revoked.

Does anyone else smell pigshit?

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She just doesn't like eating when she wakes up? Very dainty. In her morning vlogs she goes right to the fridge while talking about how she hasn't even washed her makeup off from last night yet. So disgusting, atleast wash your face before you stuff it.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

She just uploaded a photo of rarity I believe, still waiting on that Wasabi update.

 

[Fishing Cat]

This used to be my favorite lazy dinner dish but now I can't make it anymore without thinking of her deep throating potatoes while staring down the camera.

I hope she hasn't begun to binge cooking videos. I don't think I could handle her systematically destroying real recipes. It's one thing to make slop and call it "chili", but it's a whole different sin to scar our minds with similar yet disgusting mukbangs of real food.

That would not be nice. Make all the unrecognizable slop you want, but don’t destroy our appetites with stuff we might actually enjoy.

She said she cooked it with water because that’s what she prefers? More like that’s what she had. Cooking the dish with water over stock would not enhance it in any way. Certainly not to the degree she was responding with. The lip-smacking and ‘mm hm mm hm’ I almost lost my lunch.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Ready for more tweets?

There is no context or explanation for the last 2:

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Alright, humor me for a second here - should we really be feeling bad for poor old simple neckless Becky?

 

[Probably your mom]

Alright, humor me for a second here - should we really be feeling bad for poor old simple neckless Becky?

I’m going to say no. I did in the beginning but Becky is an enabler and does not lift a finger to try and help, and anyone with two eyes can see that amber needs help.