🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[tuscangarder]

Clearly this isn't analvape tho.

 

[Lord Akira]

Internet autist slang aside, how is it not making a false report?

It skirts the law in the sense that a) he did not actually use 911 emergency lines to submit the report, and b) he didn't make any claims that would explicitly put the occupants in danger of requiring a tactical response (i.e. he has a rifle, bomb, grenade, etc.).

 

[Sektor 37]

Also the picture of the M&Ms looks like an unopened pack, are we really going to believe someone would buy more than one pack of jalapeño flavored candy?

Does anyone believe it's actually even spicy? (Note, I just got another two ounces of Carolina Reaper powder in the mail a few days ago.)

 

[Unog]

Does anyone believe it's actually even spicy? (Note, I just got another two ounces of Carolina Reaper powder in the mail a few days ago.)

Probably not more spicy than mild Taco Bell sauce, not to mention that they're made with milk chocolate, which would reduce the burn considerably even if they were spicy.

 

[Perspicacity]

I don't get why Ralph won't just nuke that discord channel, it's given him nothing but a headache since it was created. You never facilitate autists, trolls, and paypigs communicating with each other, it's always a bad idea. The only people still kicking around in there are drama seekers, trolls, and one or two desperate fan boys looking to kiss the gunt. Smarten up and take old yeller out the back and put a bullet between his rabid eyes.

 

[Torm Ax]

What was up with the show tonight? I thought Randbot was going to come on? Where are Zidan and Gator? In all honesty Andy is such a giant snake it blows my mind that he's still sticking with Ralph. Even he should be able to see that Ralph is going to Crash&Burn and andy will get caught in the flames.

 

[Perspicacity]

What was up with the show tonight? I thought Randbot was going to come on? Where are Zidan and Gator? In all honesty Andy is such a giant snake it blows my mind that he's still sticking with Ralph. Even he should be able to see that Ralph is going to Crash&Burn and andy will get caught in the flames.

Andy always comes out of this shit relatively unscathed, don't ask me how. Andy even if he's acting like a total lunatic always comes off as somehow sympathetic. People quickly sided with him against Ralph for everything in Miami, quickly sided with him against Ian, again with Tonka, JF, etc. Ralph and Andy seem to have made some kind of agreement in Knoxville that they are sticking to despite all the drama. This Zoom shit almost seems like it was written for a soap opera to drum up views, the problem is that no one is smart enough to pull it off in this group.

 

[zyclonPD]

this thread is such a shit show most of the posts are on pare with what gater would say, and for ralphs ex pay pig get some ice cream and watch pretty woman on netflix it may get you over ralph.

I'll actually touch on that for a second. Most of the active posters in this thread are former Killstream fans from best I can tell and my guess is they are here because it's one of a few places they can talk about their negative feelings towards the Killstream without getting blocked, kicked etc. Most of the old heads of Kiwi do not post here lately , Null frequently closes the thread and starts a trashfire thread to keep the spam down, some posts have been culled and other things have happened.

I get it and I can say I have been guilty of it as well to a certain extent. I would urge people in the future to use the edit feature more. Add to your former posts with relevant updates or info. Bringing something to the table when you post here would also be a suggestion to everyone. Ralph has tweeted several times in the past hour and nobody has posts caps, archive links, etc. The subject of this thread is sperging on twitter and /cow/ is screen capping more than most people in this thread. One sentence posts should also probably be avoided if possible. Have something more to say when you post here.

I mean these are the growing pains of new users likely. Most people who are active posters lately here have accounts created around October-November 2018 or later. It will take time for people to get acclimated to what older users on Kiwi normally do, proper archiving procedures etc. But I would say @The Flawless Gazelles maybe offering a little more verbose constructive criticism might help too. People can't fix what they aren't aware they are doing wrong.
Edit: Recent tweets by Ralph


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[Unog]

I don't get why Ralph won't just nuke that discord channel, it's given him nothing but a headache since it was created. You never facilitate autists, trolls, and paypigs communicating with each other, it's always a bad idea. The only people still kicking around in there are drama seekers, trolls, and one or two desperate fan boys looking to kiss the gunt. Smarten up and take old yeller out the back and put a bullet between his rabid eyes.

He keeps it for shameless cocksmokers like @Colonel J who need a man on the internet to give them the validation they never got elsewhere. It's a salve for his wounded ego I'd imagine.

What was up with the show tonight? I thought Randbot was going to come on? Where are Zidan and Gator? In all honesty Andy is such a giant snake it blows my mind that he's still sticking with Ralph. Even he should be able to see that Ralph is going to Crash&Burn and andy will get caught in the flames.

I have no doubt after @Goku 1000000 O pointed out that when Ralph recorded Zoom he was on good terms with him that Andy isn't leaving because of some kind of dirt he's worried about getting out that Ralph has.

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I get what you're saying, and good effort, but this isn't new or original. The boogie thread is like 1/3 - 1/2 dumb fat jokes and one liners. Some people just need to stop taking shit so seriously. Some threads are just "shit" by nature. I for one have no problem with the thread as it's been for the past 250-300 pages.

 

[George Orwell]

inb4 the "ralphamale" pulls the donga defense at rock bottom viewership:

"I TOLD 'EM TO LEAVE, IT WAS MY CHOICE TO HAVE LOW NUMBERS! TELL EM RANDBOT!"

 

[tuscangarder]

I'll actually touch on that for a second.

Nothing related to IBS is going be organized or well done. No one cares.

 

[YW 525]

"Please stop watching my show"

You're two months late to the party, Ralph.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

But I would say @The Flawless Gazelles maybe offering a little more verbose constructive criticism might help too. People can't fix what they aren't aware they are doing wrong.

i do love me a shit show, but people are acting like ralph is their ex gf, and are in need of the emotional support that all the other scorned ex boyfriends provide.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'll actually touch on that for a second. Most of the active posters in this thread are former Killstream fans from best I can tell and my guess is they are here because it's one of a few places they can talk about their negative feelings towards the Killstream without getting blocked, kicked etc. Most of the old heads of Kiwi do not post here lately , Null frequently closes the thread and starts a trashfire thread to keep the spam down, some posts have been culled and other things have happened.

I get it and I can say I have been guilty of it as well to a certain extent. I would urge people in the future to use the edit feature more. Add to your former posts with relevant updates or info. Bringing something to the table when you post here would also be a suggestion to everyone. Ralph has tweeted several times in the past hour and nobody has posts caps, archive links, etc. The subject of this thread is sperging on twitter and /cow/ is screen capping more than most people in this thread. One sentence posts should also probably be avoided if possible. Have something more to say when you post here.

I mean these are the growing pains of new users likely. Most people who are active posters lately here have accounts created around October-November 2018 or later. It will take time for people to get acclimated to what older users on Kiwi normally do, proper archiving procedures etc. But I would say @The Flawless Gazelles maybe offering a little more verbose constructive criticism might help too. People can't fix what they aren't aware they are doing wrong.
Edit: Recent tweets by Ralph

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He really doesn't know what swatting is huh. You could argue Ians call was a swatting attempt due to saying Andy was armed with illegal fire arms and dangerous but ol pedo zoom just did a prank call (albeit cringe worthy and waste of police time and resources ) @theralph you weren't in any danger. A swat team and/or multiple squad cars didnt show up. Quit lying already anyone could go to zooms stream and see it for themselves.

 

[tuscangarder]

i do love me a shit show, but people are acting like ralph is their ex gf, and are in need of the emotional support that all the other scorned ex boyfriends provide.

This is literally what 99.9% of the threads on here are like. You're on a gossip forum based on anti-fandom. Hello.

He really doesn't know what swatting is huh. You could argue Ians call was a swatting attempt due to saying Andy was armed with illegal fire arms and dangerous but ol pedo zoom just did a prank call (albeit cringe worthy and waste of police time and resources ) @theralph you weren't in any danger. A swat team and/or multiple squad cars didnt show up. Quit lying already anyone could go to zooms stream and see it for themselves.

What Ian did wasn't even a SWAT. You have to claim someone is in a hostage situation or are an active dangerous threat to people. Calling the cops on someone and snitching on them is not a SWAT. Snitching does not bring the SWAT team out.

Edit; Was basing this off partial incorrect memory. Ian's a swatting fgt.

 

[Torm Ax]

i do love me a shit show, but people are acting like ralph is their ex gf, and are in need of the emotional support that all the other scorned ex boyfriends provide.

That is pure projection on your part. People come here specifically to talk shit and gossip about e-celebs while not giving a fuck about how it might look. Of course it'd be nice if literally every other post would have new content or leaks but if people just talking shit about the person of discussion bothers you so much then the description you just posted applies more to you than anyone else cause you're whinging about people gossiping in a gossip thread.

 

[Niggernerd]

This is literally what 99.9% of the threads on here are like. You're on a gossip forum based on anti-fandom. Hello.




What Ian did wasn't even a SWAT. You have to claim someone is in a hostage situation or are an active dangerous threat to people. Calling the cops on someone and snitching on them is not a SWAT. Snitching does not bring the SWAT team out.

he told them Andy was armed and dangerous and iirc was going to shoot up a place he assumed canuck land was going to be like America's law enforcement and bust down Andy's door.
Edit:i think he also mentioned Andy was mentally unstable

 

[Sektor 37]

Ok now I'm interested, for what purpose? (sorry for derailing, I just really enjoy cooking)

I mainly use it for making spicy beef jerky, but a sprinkle or two will liven up pretty much anything. Try some on ice cream for an interesting contrast. Source: https://www.superhotchiles.com/product-category/dried-powders/

*If you're not acclimatized to pepper heat, start out very light.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

So I missed the streams for tonight but going through the thread it sounds like Zoom did prove thats where Ralph lives and that he lives with his mom, right?
In which case, what about those times when he'd talk about doing long drives to go see his mom in Texas? If she lives in Virginia then wouldn't that mean that Ralph was lying about that too?

Didn't he legit swat Joachim though? He's done worse than this for sure.

He tried to swat Joachim and got the wrong guy.

 

[Niggernerd]

No one knows actually what was said since Andy never posted a police report. It is just hearsay.

it was a leaked call of Ian, leaked by some thot he was thirsty for.

It was obviously done out of malicious intent.